On The Floor with Wayne and Rob

Sunfading

Episode Summary

Wayne and Rob discuss the effects of prolonged exposure to sunlight on the appearance and integrity of wood flooring. Follow Bona US Professional online: Website: https://www1.bona.com/en-us/professio... Subscribe on YouTube: / bonaprofessional Facebook: / bonauspro Instagram: / bonapro.us

Episode Transcription

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Hello.

 

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Welcome to another

 

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episode of On the Floor

 

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with Wayne and Rob.

 

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I'm Wayne Highlander with Bona Adhesives.

 

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I'm Rob Johnson with THE Bona Training

 

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and a chair that doesn't squeak anymore.

 

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Wayne Yeah, very proud you.

 

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Rob Beautiful.

 

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All right, let's see.

 

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Rob

 

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You woke up in the middle of the night,

 

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you started writing.

 

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man, isn't that scary?

 

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You know, we're always looking for

 

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something to talk about on the show.

 

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So sometimes I'll wake up

 

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and just have a thought, all right?

 

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And

 

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I don't keep a pencil or anything.

 

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I just kind of write

 

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the notes on my phone

 

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under the notes thing.

 

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So.

 

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Yeah, well,

 

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the funny part is, is

 

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I'll write this stuff down

 

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and then forget all about it.

 

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So I found a bunch of stuff that may

 

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and this is years old

 

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and I remember we were talking like,

 

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you got any ideas?

 

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And I said,

 

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Yeah, I'll send you some of my.

 

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It's almost like Jack Handey,

 

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Deep thoughts with Jack Candy.

 

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Remember that? So life.

 

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Yeah, right.

 

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That's what this stuff kind of read like.

 

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And I guess

 

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stop writing stuff

 

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down the middle of the night

 

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and I don't even know where it came from.

 

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All right.

 

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It's weird.

 

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You take Ambien at night.

 

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No, no, Never.

 

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Say. Never.

 

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All right. Usually depends of a meat.

 

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Yeah. What do you eat?

 

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We went to bed.

 

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You know,

 

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it was like meatloaf

 

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where I actually pretty good, you know?

 

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Was it Mexican food?

 

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Yeah. I'm having dreams, Uncle Fred.

 

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And, you know, 80

 

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foot bowling alleys that like that.

 

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I don't know why I'm

 

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working for him anymore.

 

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I don't even work for him.

 

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And this I told I.

 

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Did I tell you that dream?

 

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Yes, I remember that foot.

 

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It was an 80 foot bowling alley.

 

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And I'm looking

 

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I'm like,

 

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look, people are not going to be able

 

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to bowl on this thing.

 

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This took too long.

 

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It's too long. What?

 

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What is it?

 

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You know, this is insanity.

 

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Yeah. Yeah.

 

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Do you have XM?

 

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You have XM Radio, Of course.

 

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Yeah.

 

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I don't know if I'm ever going to be able

 

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to live without XM.

 

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Okay?

 

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Because, you know, I'm all right.

 

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I'm listening to the news and then.

 

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Yeah, yeah.

 

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And then I can I listen at country.

 

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I listen to rock, but

 

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and then when you don't

 

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want to listen anything,

 

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do you get some really good comedy

 

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channels, Right.

 

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I, I heard a comedian the other day

 

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and when he said this,

 

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I nearly drove off the road

 

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because I'm thinking,

 

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my God,

 

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He's like, I'm sick of having dreams.

 

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He goes, You know,

 

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he goes, The only

 

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dream I ever want

 

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is to dream of me watching me sleep.

 

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He says the other day

 

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he goes, All, all my dreams. I'm working.

 

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He goes, The other day

 

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I had

 

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to build a go kart

 

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with my ex landlord and

 

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it

 

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yeah,

 

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I was I was just.

 

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I don't know why it hit me.

 

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I was tired driving home,

 

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but man, man, I just started laughing.

 

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I was like,

 

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That's got to be one of the funniest

 

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damn things that I ever heard.

 

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But it reminded me of, you know,

 

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some of the

 

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strange just dreams

 

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I have of working for my uncle again.

 

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It's. It just never goes away.

 

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I think people that they're doing floors

 

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now will be probably the most surprised

 

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when they when they retire

 

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they quit doing floors

 

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is that they will have dreams

 

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about doing floors

 

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and usually they're nightmares.

 

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That's what they're.

 

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They're. Never good.

 

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Crazy, crazy dreams.

 

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Never, never good.

 

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Just 80 foot bowling alley.

 

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Nobody's going to be

 

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you can't throw a bowling ball 80 feet

 

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and and hope to score.

 

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All right. It's it's insanity.

 

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Pauline said

 

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back in the heyday,

 

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she said,

 

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especially when I started

 

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my own business,

 

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I would talk in my sleep and tell her

 

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how to load the truck.

 

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I got what needs to go in the truck.

 

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We need, you know, this and that.

 

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And

 

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and I was like,

 

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You didn't think of waking me up

 

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and just, you know,

 

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give me a hug and say, Hey,

 

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you get some rest.

 

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You shouldn't be working right now.

 

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Now, she just thought it was funny,

 

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like, hey, he's insane right.

 

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There all day and all night, both.

 

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Working it.

 

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Yeah, it's not right.

 

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All right.

 

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We're going to talk about today.

 

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No idea.

 

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No idea.

 

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Just my Jack Handy.

 

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Deep thoughts, I guess. Great.

 

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I don't know where this came from,

 

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A great saying.

 

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Job is like

 

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a camping, a great camping experience.

 

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It's all.

 

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It's all in the preparation.

 

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Remember, I can't read too much.

 

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I had.

 

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I had my final eye exam today.

 

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good.

 

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They dilated me up.

 

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I'm all cured.

 

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Beautiful like that.

 

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Yeah. Yeah.

 

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They die and leave the hell out of me.

 

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It's funny

 

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every time they do this,

 

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you know, especially being the final one,

 

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like, is somebody here to drive you home?

 

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Wow. yeah.

 

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You know?

 

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Yeah.

 

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I'm always afraid

 

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if I said no, they're going to say, Well,

 

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we can't leave.

 

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We have to call the cops on you.

 

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Yeah, Yeah, She's out in the car.

 

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Yeah. Wait for me.

 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

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man.

 

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Died on me,

 

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so

 

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got my eyes all done.

 

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I can start to see things now.

 

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But hear that?

 

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Yeah, but you are

 

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that.

 

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Do you want me to keep reading this

 

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or are you going to talk about

 

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your camping trips to.

 

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Me personally.

 

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I thought you were going to talk

 

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about your camping trips, and I.

 

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Thought you were going.

 

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To say like a great camping experience.

 

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Minute. You said a great change.

 

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I was like a great giving experience.

 

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It's all in preparation.

 

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And then you moved up.

 

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Then I was.

 

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Like, Your eyes.

 

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It's the first time in your life

 

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you have an inner you have an energy.

 

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That's explain yourself.

 

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You want me to keep reading?

 

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Well.

 

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I don't.

 

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You got to keep reading

 

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or at least say something.

 

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I mean, can't you say, Great seeing you?

 

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I was like a great game experience.

 

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It's all the preparation.

 

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And then I thought

 

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you had a couple of camping

 

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stories you were going to.

 

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You were going to come in on that.

 

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Listen, when you when you come in

 

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with the main theme,

 

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I'm like, I'm like the bass player.

 

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Yes, you you're the you're

 

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the front man now.

 

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You're the lead guitar player.

 

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You said I.

 

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Have never been the front man

 

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in this band.

 

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I see why.

 

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I'm rhythm guitar at the most.

 

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You say like a great sand.

 

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Yeah, I was like a great camp.

 

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Experience is all preparation.

 

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And then what was,

 

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I suppose also to take over

 

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talking about camping or.

 

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I kind of thought you would,

 

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but I guess I got to.

 

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Help you get something to this.

 

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I got to add.

 

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I got to help.

 

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Yeah, well, I guess all Hold on, hold on.

 

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Whoa! Okay. Okay.

 

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Hey, Rob,

 

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Why is a great sand job

 

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like a great camping experience?

 

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I have no idea.

 

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for God sakes.

 

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I think it's the little

 

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things that matter.

 

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I overpacked, I overprepare.

 

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Got to have everything.

 

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That's a good sand job

 

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and a good camping experience.

 

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Remember,

 

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this stuff is 3:00 in the morning.

 

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Thoughts, Guy?

 

267

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You're not going to make sense.

 

268

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They don't make sense to me.

 

269

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If we were charging by this show

 

270

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and every show was a dollar,

 

271

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we'd have to say, I'm sorry.

 

272

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We're going to have to discount this

 

273

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1 to $0.30.

 

274

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No, no, no.

 

275

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This one is please send us your email

 

276

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and we will send you

 

277

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your money back on this one.

 

278

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Yeah, we'll refund you.

 

279

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Don't worry, Madeleine.

 

280

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Madeline's

 

281

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got some great ideas

 

282

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for the show, everybody.

 

283

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Okay.

 

284

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Our new marketing girl A

 

285

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you probably heard her.

 

286

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She was on a few shows ago.

 

287

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Madeline's got some new

 

288

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ideas and new things

 

289

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for the On the Floor program.

 

290

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I'm pumped.

 

291

00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,839

I am pumped.

 

292

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So this could probably

 

293

00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,910

be the last of the worst shows.

 

294

00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,044

my God.

 

295

00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:08,047

This is.

 

296

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This is.

 

297

00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,487

This is like I recently saw.

 

298

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I don't even like this country singer.

 

299

00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,425

He's on America's.

 

300

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No, no, I'm in Arizona.

 

301

00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,628

Well, all those shows,

 

302

00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:23,663

I don't like the guy.

 

303

00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,097

Anyhow, he was in a concert.

 

304

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He was in the middle of a song

 

305

00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:27,466

and he stopped

 

306

00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,201

and he goes, Kash,

 

307

00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,170

I am so sorry, everybody.

 

308

00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:32,972

I know I'm

 

309

00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,173

going to personally refund

 

310

00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,809

everybody for this show

 

311

00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:39,245

that that's

 

312

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for that's what you're.

 

313

00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,681

Doing on this show.

 

314

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I'm going to think I have to

 

315

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I'm gonna have to call those 12 people

 

316

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and give them their money back.

 

317

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Let me think.

 

318

00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,390

All right, Let's let's see

 

319

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what pros we are. Wait a minute.

 

320

00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,761

Let's show them what pros we are getting.

 

321

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All right.

 

322

00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,863

Let's show them what 321

 

323

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shows can really do. Okay.

 

324

00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,400

All right. Yeah.

 

325

00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:01,734

Yeah.

 

326

00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,469

We're we're at the bottom of the barrel

 

327

00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,104

right now. Yeah.

 

328

00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,806

You ready? Yeah.

 

329

00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,307

Let's show them the magic.

 

330

00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:11,010

Okay, Bring it.

 

331

00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,244

I was waiting for you.

 

332

00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,247

Offer just for the magic.

 

333

00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:18,117

I mean.

 

334

00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,452

I got to.

 

335

00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,954

Go.

 

336

00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,222

I got a camping story

 

337

00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,757

because you said camping, but.

 

338

00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,126

But I can't carry the show.

 

339

00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,096

All right, let's hear the camping story.

 

340

00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:30,696

I don't even know

 

341

00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,398

if this is going to make the air.

 

342

00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,000

So it's going to make the air.

 

343

00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,901

Listen,

 

344

00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,337

this is going to be one of our best.

 

345

00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,071

All right.

 

346

00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,439

I got to come back.

 

347

00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,742

Because it's so bad right now.

 

348

00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,510

We can't get any worse.

 

349

00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,145

But people are sticking with it.

 

350

00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,713

They know.

 

351

00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:48,447

I.

 

352

00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,383

Know the magic is going to happen.

 

353

00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,818

So look, a little kid living in England

 

354

00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,253

and I just moved there and I'm in.

 

355

00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,488

I mean, the Cub Scouts, right?

 

356

00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,657

And I don't know, none of these kids

 

357

00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,625

want a three day jamboree.

 

358

00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:00,026

Okay.

 

359

00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:02,828

I look

 

360

00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,831

around on day one, I'm hungry.

 

361

00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,700

And the lunch was measly.

 

362

00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,001

It wasn't much of a lunch.

 

363

00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,604

I was like, I'm packing now because now

 

364

00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,872

I got three more days of this,

 

365

00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:13,472

you know what I mean?

 

366

00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:14,073

And that was.

 

367

00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,776

That's lunch. I'll be

 

368

00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,610

I'll be starved

 

369

00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,478

by the time this thing is over.

 

370

00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,446

So when all the other kids

 

371

00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,782

were frolicking out in the woods,

 

372

00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:23,282

I went in there

 

373

00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:23,983

and I started looking

 

374

00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,084

at the food situation

 

375

00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,186

and where they kept the food

 

376

00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:27,653

and they're like

 

377

00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,623

seven bags of marshmallows.

 

378

00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,358

I didn't just take all the Mars meal

 

379

00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,693

or one bag of marshmallows.

 

380

00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,594

Rob I took them all.

 

381

00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,563

I put them in my sleeping bag.

 

382

00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,231

Okay.

 

383

00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,501

Then the boy Boy Scout master comes out,

 

384

00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:43,769

you know, towards the end the night,

 

385

00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:44,070

we have

 

386

00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,405

this measly dinner of hamburgers and

 

387

00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,641

pork and beans and whatever

 

388

00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,643

it tells everybody go get sticks,

 

389

00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,377

we'll get a stick.

 

390

00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:51,811

And then we're going

 

391

00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,645

to sharpen these sticks

 

392

00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,580

because we're going to have marshmallows.

 

393

00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,214

And you got to put the

 

394

00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,482

marshmallows on these sticks.

 

395

00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,251

But I knew there wasn't

 

396

00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,086

going to be marshmallows

 

397

00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:00,753

for anybody, Rob,

 

398

00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,089

Because you're on my sleep bag.

 

399

00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,590

So everybody comes back with their sticks

 

400

00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,057

and everything.

 

401

00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,126

And then I see the

 

402

00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,828

scoutmasters, you know,

 

403

00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,196

the assistants all talking,

 

404

00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,931

huddled up, talking,

 

405

00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:12,565

finally came out

 

406

00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,632

and they confronted

 

407

00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,134

everybody and everybody take a seat

 

408

00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:18,137

next to the fire, the roaring fire.

 

409

00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,840

He said,

 

410

00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,042

Guys,

 

411

00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,478

we have a problem.

 

412

00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,280

The marshmallows are missing.

 

413

00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,515

Now we know that we can't.

 

414

00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,250

We brought them on the trip.

 

415

00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,551

There's no doubt about that.

 

416

00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,719

We brought them on the trip,

 

417

00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,054

but they're missing now

 

418

00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,656

and that means somebody took them.

 

419

00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,425

They did the the Cub Scout,

 

420

00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,427

the Boy Scout oath.

 

421

00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,129

You know, Scout. Is this a scout?

 

422

00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,131

Is that whatever?

 

423

00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,098

Yeah, it's a little bit.

 

424

00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:46,799

Of promise

 

425

00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:47,733

to do my best,

 

426

00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,368

to do my duty to God

 

427

00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,237

and country, to be square,

 

428

00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,238

to obey the law.

 

429

00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,873

The pack. Yeah, I was there.

 

430

00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,441

I know that. Well.

 

431

00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:55,908

Yeah.

 

432

00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,476

So I still feel a little bit guilty

 

433

00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:58,711

about this, but this time.

 

434

00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,445

But I'm not giving up.

 

435

00:12:59,445 --> 00:12:59,779

There's one

 

436

00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,413

rule with cons, Rob,

 

437

00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,949

is you never give up the con, right?

 

438

00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:04,383

Yeah.

 

439

00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,818

So you got to sit there and I'm not.

 

440

00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:06,585

I'm looking.

 

441

00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,920

This guy is straight away.

 

442

00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,623

Don't think I'm not in the break in, man.

 

443

00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,491

So everybody had to go to bed

 

444

00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:13,959

without marshmallows.

 

445

00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:14,360

You know,

 

446

00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,395

a little bit of a downer for everybody

 

447

00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,062

but me.

 

448

00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:18,631

But I had

 

449

00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,665

to wait till, like,

 

450

00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,299

two in the morning

 

451

00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,401

until the last guy went to bed.

 

452

00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,302

Then I went out

 

453

00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,603

and I got the marshmallows

 

454

00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:26,605

and took one of the sticks

 

455

00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,608

and I roasted marshmallows

 

456

00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,811

from, like, creamy,

 

457

00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,681

just soft brown color to black as night.

 

458

00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,082

You know what I mean?

 

459

00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,852

Experimenting with all of them.

 

460

00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,354

And over the next three days,

 

461

00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,422

several times during the day,

 

462

00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,223

I would have to go in

 

463

00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,193

my sleeping bag to take naps

 

464

00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:51,096

where I would eat even more marshmallows.

 

465

00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,203

Let me tell you what else

 

466

00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,637

I did on this trip.

 

467

00:13:58,637 --> 00:13:59,839

I can't wait.

 

468

00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,041

We had a father and son wheelbarrow race.

 

469

00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,643

Okay,

 

470

00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:05,878

my little

 

471

00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,046

you see, me and my dad didn't

 

472

00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,314

have that type of relationship.

 

473

00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,882

We get father and son wheelbarrow,

 

474

00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,116

race with these other losers.

 

475

00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,186

So when they said, Go

 

476

00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,721

to my complete surprise,

 

477

00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,023

the old man said, Turn into

 

478

00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,859

like a super athlete.

 

479

00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,961

It was about three miles an hour.

 

480

00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,128

I couldn't keep up with him

 

481

00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,598

if I had seven hands.

 

482

00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,866

So I would keep,

 

483

00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,401

you know, falling down to the ground

 

484

00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,637

and get back up within two feet later

 

485

00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:32,571

at full, back again

 

486

00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,806

because he's going so fast.

 

487

00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,307

My face was plowing the earth

 

488

00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:35,875

with my feet.

 

489

00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,742

I was just going to say

 

490

00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,677

he kept giving you face plants.

 

491

00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:39,812

Yeah. Yes, I am.

 

492

00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,514

I'm plowing the earth with my face.

 

493

00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,016

I get up, back down again,

 

494

00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,451

up, back down again.

 

495

00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,386

So we got done

 

496

00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,254

this fat kid

 

497

00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,555

and his dad, we're over there.

 

498

00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,390

And they were kind of laughing, right?

 

499

00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,391

Like,

 

500

00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:52,958

and I got

 

501

00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:53,692

I got burn

 

502

00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:54,760

marks on my face and,

 

503

00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,461

you know,

 

504

00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,762

when my elbows are messed up

 

505

00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:57,897

and everything

 

506

00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,230

and, you know,

 

507

00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,164

I can't do anything about it

 

508

00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,799

because, you know, you use boy Scouts,

 

509

00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,434

you don't know these kids.

 

510

00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,737

But on the last day of the jamboree

 

511

00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,738

and I didn't like this kid

 

512

00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,339

that you made a few smart remarks

 

513

00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:08,607

during the course of the trip

 

514

00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:09,775

on the

 

515

00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:10,709

last day of the jamboree,

 

516

00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,211

I got up early in the morning,

 

517

00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,480

make soup warnings. I had to pee.

 

518

00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,347

And I looked at with

 

519

00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:18,350

this fat kid sleeping with his face,

 

520

00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:18,884

you know,

 

521

00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,520

bunched up on the side of the tent.

 

522

00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,390

I went outside the tent.

 

523

00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,393

yeah,

 

524

00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,562

yeah.

 

525

00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,199

yeah.

 

526

00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,701

Heat up high.

 

527

00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,603

So it trickled down.

 

528

00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,938

I me.

 

529

00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,972

Yeah, yeah.

 

530

00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,975

So, you know, it was a loser now,

 

531

00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,043

you know, that's What was that?

 

532

00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,612

You got to turn lemons into lemonade.

 

533

00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,313

Yeah.

 

534

00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,480

I got to complain about

 

535

00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,583

not having any food, but I acted on it.

 

536

00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,285

I took it upon myself to make.

 

537

00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,620

Make it happen.

 

538

00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,120

Yeah.

 

539

00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,556

You stole from everybody. Yes.

 

540

00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,625

But you were in survival mode.

 

541

00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,292

Well, I was.

 

542

00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,727

Because you know that

 

543

00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,228

survival in survival mode.

 

544

00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,031

You were starving.

 

545

00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,200

The year before I was in Colorado.

 

546

00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,401

All right?

 

547

00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,170

The teacher wheeled in the television

 

548

00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,838

set into the classroom.

 

549

00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,374

But that. Kid wake up.

 

550

00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:15,941

During the course.

 

551

00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,609

There's no shots.

 

552

00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,178

No, because you got to shoot up

 

553

00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,312

high back.

 

554

00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,215

I see. I could only get into it.

 

555

00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,383

He still got to feel it.

 

556

00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,818

When he was rolling down on.

 

557

00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,618

It, it came down

 

558

00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:27,152

pretty wet,

 

559

00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,988

but never getting never moved.

 

560

00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,823

Blessed with all that marshmallows.

 

561

00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,056

Yeah,

 

562

00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,158

it had to have some kind of funky smell

 

563

00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:33,792

to it, too.

 

564

00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,661

I'm shocked with what this get up.

 

565

00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,330

And that's an insult.

 

566

00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,932

The seven bags

 

567

00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,967

and marshmallows will do that to you

 

568

00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,068

the year before.

 

569

00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,636

Here's why I went in panic mode

 

570

00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:45,938

about the food

 

571

00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,240

the year before living in Colorado.

 

572

00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,141

And I don't know why

 

573

00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,075

the teacher would do this.

 

574

00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:52,277

I think in the

 

575

00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,279

second grade, third grade secondary,

 

576

00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,315

something like that, she will in the TV.

 

577

00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,049

She plugged it in.

 

578

00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,751

She showed us a bunch of kids in Africa

 

579

00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,552

starving to death, big bellies.

 

580

00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,421

You know, Miriam, we were little kids.

 

581

00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,922

It was always children in Africa,

 

582

00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:04,890

starving,

 

583

00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,258

flies around them and everything

 

584

00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,826

and starving to death.

 

585

00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,895

Yeah, I saw that.

 

586

00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:10,262

And I.

 

587

00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,096

I honest to God,

 

588

00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,631

I started panicking

 

589

00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,300

like anybody disturbed does at any time.

 

590

00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:15,834

You know what I mean?

 

591

00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:16,168

I didn't know.

 

592

00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,537

It took like days or months or weeks

 

593

00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,538

to starve to death.

 

594

00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,139

And I started.

 

595

00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,908

I was feeling hungry, like stomach,

 

596

00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,477

you know what I mean? Like, we're pains.

 

597

00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,813

So I started crying.

 

598

00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,548

So the girl next to me said Ms..

 

599

00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,884

Often Camp Layne's crying.

 

600

00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,120

So she goes, She took me.

 

601

00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,389

I said, Hungry?

 

602

00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,458

And she goes, my God,

 

603

00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,093

your child is so hungry.

 

604

00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,361

That is chronic.

 

605

00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,330

Crying.

 

606

00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:46,965

My mom beat the hell out of me.

 

607

00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,068

But anyhow, so that's why

 

608

00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,936

when I got to England,

 

609

00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,471

I started thinking, man, I,

 

610

00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,005

you know, you got to

 

611

00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,239

you got to take care of yourself.

 

612

00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:54,473

You know?

 

613

00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,407

I mean,

 

614

00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,309

so that's why I added the marshmallows.

 

615

00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,410

That's why you were delivering

 

616

00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,813

milk at 3 a.m., five years old.

 

617

00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,180

That's right.

 

618

00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,048

I didn't know they had Cub Scouts

 

619

00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,683

in England.

 

620

00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,286

well, yes, because as Cub Scouts,

 

621

00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:10,089

we was in Boy Scouts because

 

622

00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,156

we're American.

 

623

00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,492

It's American base, so.

 

624

00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,193

that's right.

 

625

00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,994

You're a kid on the base. Okay.

 

626

00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,463

Yeah. So are okay.

 

627

00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,432

Yeah. Yeah.

 

628

00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,334

We were in one jamboree.

 

629

00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,202

Actually.

 

630

00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:26,371

We were in a jamboree, but every then,

 

631

00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,641

every squad had

 

632

00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,043

had to do something.

 

633

00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,812

Okay, I'm going to tell you what we did,

 

634

00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,849

and you tell me what would happen

 

635

00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,852

if you had done that this year.

 

636

00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,387

Okay. Okay.

 

637

00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:45,390

So the year is 1974.

 

638

00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:47,659

Okay?

 

639

00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,260

I can't believe

 

640

00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,896

I just said that out loud. 1974.

 

641

00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,197

Okay.

 

642

00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,867

So what we decided to do

 

643

00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,870

was everybody dressed like an Indian.

 

644

00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,040

We all dress like Indians,

 

645

00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,043

put on the face, paint feathers,

 

646

00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,179

made our own Indian costumes,

 

647

00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,481

and we really got into this.

 

648

00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,751

And then we started cooking Indian food

 

649

00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,853

and running around

 

650

00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,622

screaming like Indians.

 

651

00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,524

Yeah. Right.

 

652

00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,527

We got, like, second place, No kids.

 

653

00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,896

Yeah, They thought we were fantastic.

 

654

00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,230

You know what the Indian food was?

 

655

00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,866

We're making. What.

 

656

00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,402

Fried dough?

 

657

00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:31,703

my gosh.

 

658

00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,338

We were making fried dough,

 

659

00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,241

and we came up with this whole lie about.

 

660

00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:39,411

Yeah, this is traditional Indian food,

 

661

00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,880

and everybody's going crazy, like, Hey,

 

662

00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,481

they're giving out

 

663

00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,715

free fried dough, like,

 

664

00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,551

at the fair, right?

 

665

00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,352

And nobody knew Indians

 

666

00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,420

had powdered sugar

 

667

00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,055

powder, cinnamon and stuff.

 

668

00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,456

I'll be darned.

 

669

00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,725

But it was the running around

 

670

00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,295

acting like Indians, the

 

671

00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,298

face painting, all that stuff.

 

672

00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,800

They gave us second place.

 

673

00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,902

We're like, we're walking around.

 

674

00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,671

I mean, there was

 

675

00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,706

hundreds and hundreds of dents

 

676

00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,175

at this thing. It was huge.

 

677

00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,109

Huge.

 

678

00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,511

That's pretty cool.

 

679

00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,246

We can't second place.

 

680

00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,815

Imagine if we had done that today.

 

681

00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,884

Yeah, they did lock the adults

 

682

00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,152

up and thrown away the key.

 

683

00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,153

Yes. Yeah.

 

684

00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,156

Yeah. Crazy.

 

685

00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,724

I had like, scout.

 

686

00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:26,091

Scout.

 

687

00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,426

I had a ball and scouts.

 

688

00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,161

Yeah.

 

689

00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,430

I got to tell you what I did this week.

 

690

00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,465

Yeah.

 

691

00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,901

I had a coach school.

 

692

00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,803

Yeah. Okay.

 

693

00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,272

They and a couple of the students brought

 

694

00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,275

their own garbage to the school.

 

695

00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,811

They brought paste wax.

 

696

00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,312

One guy had an old can,

 

697

00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,947

a Johnson paste wax.

 

698

00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,749

He actually Bill Powell,

 

699

00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,917

he came to it

 

700

00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,286

and he wrote in Magic Marker Rob

 

701

00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,688

Johnson Paste where you don't

 

702

00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,589

you said Johnson

 

703

00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,592

Sweat and he wrote Rob Rob of it.

 

704

00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:01,460

And he's like,

 

705

00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,662

I want to see if we can, you know,

 

706

00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,731

if we can do this.

 

707

00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,166

So we did.

 

708

00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,101

You name it,

 

709

00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,637

We put it out there to bone up Polish.

 

710

00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,438

Johnson Paste wax Murphy's oil.

 

711

00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,173

So

 

712

00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,742

rejuvenate or

 

713

00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,711

all of these different things.

 

714

00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,948

Now, I've done a few of these classes

 

715

00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,083

and I know the process works.

 

716

00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,219

It works great,

 

717

00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,955

but you can never really see it.

 

718

00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:30,889

Yeah.

 

719

00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,190

You know what I mean, right?

 

720

00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,159

Like

 

721

00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:34,893

a couple of times

 

722

00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,728

I went and I quoted the.

 

723

00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:37,896

In some instances

 

724

00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,097

you're taking it on faith

 

725

00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:39,731

that it's working.

 

726

00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,566

Right, because you can't really see.

 

727

00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,934

I know what you're talking about.

 

728

00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:43,402

Yeah.

 

729

00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,170

The only way I can prove that it's

 

730

00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:48,173

working is when it's all done and dried.

 

731

00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,175

Yeah, I'll buff over it.

 

732

00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:50,809

You know what I mean?

 

733

00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,210

I'll braid it. Yeah.

 

734

00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,713

And you can see you get a nice powder

 

735

00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:57,015

and nothing's gumming up on you. But

 

736

00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,319

you still don't get a really good visual.

 

737

00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,320

You know what I mean?

 

738

00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,522

Yep.

 

739

00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,123

So with the water based

 

740

00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:08,126

different waxes and stuff like that,

 

741

00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,561

I added some bone.

 

742

00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,564

A dark blue supersport cane,

 

743

00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,034

our game light paint, our water.

 

744

00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,003

Based in my day

 

745

00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,105

and just a couple of tablespoons,

 

746

00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,674

they do a quart of these polishes

 

747

00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,042

and stuff

 

748

00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,045

just enough to give it some color.

 

749

00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:30,048

Okay now are we

 

750

00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:33,051

are we coat system?

 

751

00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,086

We stressed it.

 

752

00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,121

You do it twice.

 

753

00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,189

Okay.

 

754

00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:37,489

You do

 

755

00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:38,790

the first application,

 

756

00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:40,592

go through the whole process

 

757

00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,427

and then do it again.

 

758

00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,596

But like you said,

 

759

00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:46,631

you've taken a lot of this on faith.

 

760

00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:48,467

Like a it worked,

 

761

00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,470

but you don't really see working.

 

762

00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:55,607

This is why I am brilliant

 

763

00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,309

man in training. Yeah.

 

764

00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:58,977

I really

 

765

00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,980

wanted a good visual,

 

766

00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:03,281

so I talked to the head

 

767

00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,417

of product management and I said, Hey,

 

768

00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:08,220

what if I put food coloring? And he goes,

 

769

00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,287

I see what you're looking for.

 

770

00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:09,988

He goes, Try

 

771

00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,990

the bonus Supersport

 

772

00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,092

game, white paint first.

 

773

00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,660

So that's what I did.

 

774

00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,262

So we loaded this up

 

775

00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:18,897

and like I said, not a lot.

 

776

00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,999

It wasn't the floor wasn't dark blue.

 

777

00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,736

It just had a slight blue tint to me.

 

778

00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,941

Put it out there, put it on pretty good.

 

779

00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:32,911

Let everything dry completely

 

780

00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:35,113

and then we start the process.

 

781

00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,748

So the process is

 

782

00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,518

you take the bone to remove,

 

783

00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,920

roll that on the floor

 

784

00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,923

buffet with the bone abrasive brush,

 

785

00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:48,059

take the power scrubber

 

786

00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,962

with the bone, a deep clean, rinse it off

 

787

00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:53,932

right

 

788

00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:54,199

now.

 

789

00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,268

That was the first pass.

 

790

00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,271

And you could see that we really removed,

 

791

00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:02,507

I would say, 70% of the blue.

 

792

00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:04,142

Okay.

 

793

00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,877

And I'm like,

 

794

00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,345

man, if this is going to go

 

795

00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,847

the way I think it's going.

 

796

00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:09,848

And it did

 

797

00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:13,251

okay with this is why we stress.

 

798

00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,754

So anybody using the system,

 

799

00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:17,656

if you're thinking,

 

800

00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:17,923

you know,

 

801

00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,257

it says to do it twice,

 

802

00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:20,025

they're probably just

 

803

00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:21,993

trying to sell stuff.

 

804

00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:24,996

You would be blown away like

 

805

00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:26,398

the first pass.

 

806

00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,332

The first thing,

 

807

00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:30,335

like I said, we took 70% of it away

 

808

00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:34,105

when we did the second.

 

809

00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:37,008

You are down to 100%.

 

810

00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:37,976

Wow.

 

811

00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,912

I was amazed

 

812

00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,914

on how good it works, but

 

813

00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,917

also I was amazed how brilliant I am.

 

814

00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,354

Of course, now we have a great visual.

 

815

00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:50,021

You know what I mean?

 

816

00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:51,623

Now it's like

 

817

00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:52,390

because everybody

 

818

00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:53,825

have their first one's like, Wow,

 

819

00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:54,659

it took a lot of way,

 

820

00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,195

but I can still see like, Yeah,

 

821

00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:58,063

yeah, definitely.

 

822

00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,198

This is why we do it twice.

 

823

00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:02,400

So let me see if I get this right.

 

824

00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,002

So you had the floor,

 

825

00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:04,870

you guys put down

 

826

00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,271

Johnson's piece of wax and a bunch

 

827

00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,439

of other stuff on the floor.

 

828

00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,009

So here's what we did.

 

829

00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,245

And

 

830

00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,180

I think we put down five products,

 

831

00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,915

we put down polish,

 

832

00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:19,918

we put down rejuvenate or

 

833

00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:23,221

paste, wax oil, soap

 

834

00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:26,625

and mop and glow the acrylics.

 

835

00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:27,726

Okay.

 

836

00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:28,793

So we had some

 

837

00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,262

oil based products in there.

 

838

00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:30,962

We had some water

 

839

00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:33,031

based products in there.

 

840

00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:36,034

And like I said, that blue tint.

 

841

00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:37,302

Really,

 

842

00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,437

it was amazing how it did the trick

 

843

00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:41,306

because now you can see

 

844

00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,542

why you need to do it twice.

 

845

00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,309

What I say.

 

846

00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:45,677

What did you put the blue polish,

 

847

00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:48,680

the blue paint in again.

 

848

00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:52,684

The water based type products.

 

849

00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:53,018

Okay.

 

850

00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:54,719

So you put it in like

 

851

00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,188

just regular water pump products.

 

852

00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:57,889

Yeah.

 

853

00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,357

So it not intended, just.

 

854

00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:00,091

Like I could do.

 

855

00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:01,860

I could put it in everything.

 

856

00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,929

Like when you use Murphy's,

 

857

00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,932

you use Murphy's with water.

 

858

00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:10,135

Your quarter cup of Murphy's into water.

 

859

00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,337

So I could put the paint into there.

 

860

00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,873

The only thing I couldn't do the paint in

 

861

00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:16,942

was the paste wax.

 

862

00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,176

So what I'm getting at,

 

863

00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,245

there's no danger in

 

864

00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,347

in that color staying on the floor.

 

865

00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:25,083

No, that's

 

866

00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,384

why we use the paint

 

867

00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:28,219

and not food coloring.

 

868

00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:29,387

Okay, good.

 

869

00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:31,289

Because food coloring, That's what I.

 

870

00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,658

I contacted PM

 

871

00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:34,926

and I said, Hey,

 

872

00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,362

I'm looking for a visual.

 

873

00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,365

Can I put food coloring into

 

874

00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,534

some of these products?

 

875

00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,069

And he said,

 

876

00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:45,637

I would rather see you use the morning

 

877

00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:46,805

sport paint.

 

878

00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:47,806

Okay. Thanks.

 

879

00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:48,440

Goes.

 

880

00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,742

That's not going to stain the floor.

 

881

00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,677

He goes, The food coloring

 

882

00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:54,512

might stain the floor.

 

883

00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:57,048

I was like, okay, so.

 

884

00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:58,183

So it still gave us

 

885

00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:00,619

the same visual though. Yeah.

 

886

00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,954

That's interesting to me because yeah,

 

887

00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,322

I totally, totally get that.

 

888

00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:05,390

You can see

 

889

00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:05,924

because sometimes,

 

890

00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:07,459

like you said, you know,

 

891

00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,660

especially if your angle,

 

892

00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,995

your lighting isn't good or whatever,

 

893

00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:10,528

some angles,

 

894

00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:12,564

you can't really see it real well.

 

895

00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,265

So this allows you to see it.

 

896

00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:15,467

And then

 

897

00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,301

it kind of shows you

 

898

00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,703

why you need to do that second pass.

 

899

00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:21,339

And then the second it took it all off.

 

900

00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:22,540

That's that was

 

901

00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,976

that was the kicker because

 

902

00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:25,977

Jeremiah and I,

 

903

00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,279

when we did our RICO class,

 

904

00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:30,582

we were talking about this and, you know,

 

905

00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:33,084

how are we going to get a better visual

 

906

00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:35,253

during these RICO classes?

 

907

00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:37,355

So what we did was a couple of days

 

908

00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,957

before the RICO class,

 

909

00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,159

we coated everything with gloss.

 

910

00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,661

Wow. Okay.

 

911

00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,897

Thinking that that would.

 

912

00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,799

Show if.

 

913

00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,802

You still had to be

 

914

00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:53,071

catching things in the light.

 

915

00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,407

Yeah.

 

916

00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,908

Hands and knees,

 

917

00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:59,744

you know, really looking hard for

 

918

00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:02,614

where this blue paint.

 

919

00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,215

That just.

 

920

00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:07,185

Just did the amazing trick.

 

921

00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,687

That was brilliant.

 

922

00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,021

And now there's

 

923

00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,257

a couple guys in the glasses, like,

 

924

00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:14,926

so I could take this polish,

 

925

00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:15,960

add a little blue paint

 

926

00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,295

and change the color to the floor.

 

927

00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:17,595

I go,

 

928

00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:18,930

No, no, no, that's not

 

929

00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,665

why we're here now.

 

930

00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:21,733

I got a ton of other things

 

931

00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,468

we can do that with.

 

932

00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:26,204

We don't want to do it with that.

 

933

00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,405

But one kid kept saying,

 

934

00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:29,240

he goes, Yeah, but if I needed to,

 

935

00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,275

I really could.

 

936

00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:31,476

I was like,

 

937

00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:31,743

Well,

 

938

00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:34,713

let me show you Chroma and clear SEAL.

 

939

00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,480

Let me.

 

940

00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,614

You want a tent? We'll do it.

 

941

00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:38,650

We'll do it the right way.

 

942

00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:39,350

And he's like, Yeah,

 

943

00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:41,252

but what if it's only a temporary tent?

 

944

00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:41,753

They go, Who

 

945

00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,488

the hell is ever asked you

 

946

00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:45,790

to temporarily tent my floors?

 

947

00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,625

Yeah. For a weekend.

 

948

00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,260

Yeah. Yeah.

 

949

00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,295

He goes, Yeah, well,

 

950

00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,530

you know, as long as I know I can do it

 

951

00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,365

are okay. But

 

952

00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,967

I said

 

953

00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,001

before

 

954

00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,136

in past episode

 

955

00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,238

that you were like Rain Man.

 

956

00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,241

And this again proves my point.

 

957

00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,777

You started off with gibberish

 

958

00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:08,947

about camping and things

 

959

00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,950

of that nature with

 

960

00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,451

absolutely no clue why.

 

961

00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:14,519

And then you end up with

 

962

00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:16,020

something brilliant like this.

 

963

00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,423

This is brilliant idea.

 

964

00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,290

Thank you.

 

965

00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:20,425

Yeah. And you know what?

 

966

00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:20,925

I couldn't

 

967

00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,261

stop patting myself on the back.

 

968

00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,397

I especially when the guys who

 

969

00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:28,666

were in this class kept saying,

 

970

00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,603

Wow, you can really

 

971

00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,139

work in these classes.

 

972

00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,540

Nobody ever said, Wow,

 

973

00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:38,009

you can really see it. Work it. Yeah.

 

974

00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:38,877

You know what I mean?

 

975

00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,411

You're like, okay, I guess

 

976

00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,212

you know, it worked.

 

977

00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:42,747

And I'm like, Yeah, see, you're buffing.

 

978

00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:43,615

It's powder powdering

 

979

00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,582

and we're not going to.

 

980

00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,317

And your coating and everything.

 

981

00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,753

You don't really see it

 

982

00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,889

remover right right.

 

983

00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:52,056

You know what I mean?

 

984

00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:53,091

But really

 

985

00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,559

the thing that really blew me away

 

986

00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:57,562

that I wasn't even going to expect was

 

987

00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,365

why we tell everybody to do it twice.

 

988

00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:01,833

So for guys out there

 

989

00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,068

who are using our system

 

990

00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:05,069

and they go, Yeah,

 

991

00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:06,437

they're just trying to sell product,

 

992

00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,673

you only get to do it once, right?

 

993

00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:12,811

I was blown away like the first time.

 

994

00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:15,280

Yes, we removed 70%,

 

995

00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:18,683

but there were still little blue there.

 

996

00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:21,352

So this you know what this reminds me of?

 

997

00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,287

This, this, this

 

998

00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:24,923

removing the contaminants

 

999

00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:25,957

with the buff, with the

 

1000

00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:27,425

with the Recode system

 

1001

00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:30,428

and adding the blue paint to it

 

1002

00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:33,898

does remind me of camping.

 

1003

00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:41,306

It It does

 

1004

00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:42,974

it reminds me of being the Cub

 

1005

00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:45,076

Scouts in England. Yeah.

 

1006

00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:46,411

I must have just missed you

 

1007

00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,312

at that jamboree.

 

1008

00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,147

I was a guy just like an Indian.

 

1009

00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:49,914

Yeah. Yeah.

 

1010

00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:50,849

We left you alone.

 

1011

00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,184

You know what the hell you were doing

 

1012

00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,085

here? Okay?

 

1013

00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:55,153

It we're giving away

 

1014

00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:57,322

fried dough for free.

 

1015

00:30:57,322 --> 00:30:59,090

Yeah.

 

1016

00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:01,526

All right, Rob, I guess that's.

 

1017

00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,894

That's good. Good.

 

1018

00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:03,962

I appreciate that insight

 

1019

00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:04,896

at the end, though.

 

1020

00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:05,230

Really?

 

1021

00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:06,965

That was actually interesting to me.

 

1022

00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,733

That's good information.

 

1023

00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,302

So doing helps.

 

1024

00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:20,478

yeah.

 

1025

00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,146

The other thing

 

1026

00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:25,149

that I forgot to mention on that

 

1027

00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:28,319

read code system, the binary code system.

 

1028

00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:31,389

Yeah, we were using

 

1029

00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:33,925

the white brushes.

 

1030

00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,928

Okay.

 

1031

00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,964

I don't know why that's all I had.

 

1032

00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:42,634

But on that Recode system,

 

1033

00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:43,701

the only time you really want

 

1034

00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:44,769

to use the white

 

1035

00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:47,005

brushes on the power scrubber

 

1036

00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:48,373

is if you're doing a deep clean

 

1037

00:31:48,373 --> 00:31:51,376

and you're not adding finish here.

 

1038

00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:53,244

When you use that abrasive brush,

 

1039

00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:57,782

the abrasive brush is the one 2120 grit.

 

1040

00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,451

So when you put that abrasive

 

1041

00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:02,120

brush on anything, you're coding it.

 

1042

00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,123

It has to be coded.

 

1043

00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:07,659

We didn't have the red brushes.

 

1044

00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,293

We're going through

 

1045

00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,862

some changes down in New Jersey,

 

1046

00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,330

and it even worked

 

1047

00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:13,264

with the white brushes.

 

1048

00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,466

But we highly recommend it

 

1049

00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:18,002

when you're using the power scrubber and

 

1050

00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:21,172

the bonus Recode system,

 

1051

00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:22,740

use the red brushes

 

1052

00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,542

on your power scrubber.

 

1053

00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:25,743

Yeah, we only had the white

 

1054

00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:28,613

and it still worked like a

 

1055

00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,181

it still work like a charm.

 

1056

00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,417

And that's intended to be recoded

 

1057

00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:34,052

when you use the voluntary code system,

 

1058

00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,286

which is different than the bonus

 

1059

00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,487

prep system.

 

1060

00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:38,523

Yes. Yes. Right. Legit.

 

1061

00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,824

Okay. Yeah.

 

1062

00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:40,758

So that's the other thing

 

1063

00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:41,259

we do

 

1064

00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,560

at these Recode schools,

 

1065

00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,563

just in case anybody is looking for one.

 

1066

00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:46,464

We're going to have a couple

 

1067

00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,434

more this year.

 

1068

00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:51,002

We go over

 

1069

00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:53,371

we go over the deep clean system,

 

1070

00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,607

we go over the prep system,

 

1071

00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:58,710

prep Recode system,

 

1072

00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,279

we go over the bonus Recode system,

 

1073

00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,481

we go over the power scrubber, too,

 

1074

00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,216

and we show you some things on

 

1075

00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:06,784

power scrubber maintenance,

 

1076

00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:09,087

how to change out squeegee.

 

1077

00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,254

Just take care of the machine.

 

1078

00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,823

It's pretty.

 

1079

00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,224

It's an awesome machine.

 

1080

00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:15,226

It's so easy to work with.

 

1081

00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:16,894

Indestructible, almost.

 

1082

00:33:16,894 --> 00:33:19,063

And you just got to

 

1083

00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:20,131

take care of Squeegee,

 

1084

00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:21,933

take care of the machine a little bit.

 

1085

00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,334

And we're just showing you

 

1086

00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,435

a little basic maintenance.

 

1087

00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,603

And when you're

 

1088

00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:27,939

using those recode systems and thanks.

 

1089

00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:29,040

So we really cover

 

1090

00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,043

a lot on those Recode schools.

 

1091

00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,345

That good stuff.

 

1092

00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,514

And now that they get the blue.

 

1093

00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:37,648

Yeah.

 

1094

00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,183

I know they get the bonus

 

1095

00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:40,284

blue in there, man.

 

1096

00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:41,052

I just

 

1097

00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,220

I just want to do these schools

 

1098

00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,088

every week now. Yeah.

 

1099

00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,790

I mean,

 

1100

00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:46,157

you know,

 

1101

00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:46,958

I think the last show

 

1102

00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:47,658

we were talking about.

 

1103

00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:50,661

When's the last time you got excited?

 

1104

00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,430

Yeah, I said it was swimming in the pool.

 

1105

00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:55,066

That was a no. I was checked

 

1106

00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:59,303

on how good this blue paint thing worked.

 

1107

00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,706

I think it's brilliant art.

 

1108

00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,341

Great, great idea, man.

 

1109

00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,009

Great idea.

 

1110

00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:08,012

So, Wayne, when we get all done

 

1111

00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,815

doing all this recode stuff and.

 

1112

00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:11,783

But.

 

1113

00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:15,453

Everything art, we highly recommend

 

1114

00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:17,855

using traffic.

 

1115

00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:20,425

HD Yeah.

 

1116

00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:21,559

Coat the floors with.

 

1117

00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,294

So we were doing all our final coats

 

1118

00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:23,861

with traffic.

 

1119

00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:27,765

HD We did some of the HD Anti-slip

 

1120

00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:28,666

on a couple.

 

1121

00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,202

We did HD Raw on a couple

 

1122

00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,703

and then we did some traffic.

 

1123

00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:34,772

HD are putting them to sleep.

 

1124

00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:35,706

Sorry, sorry.

 

1125

00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:36,707

You had.

 

1126

00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,676

A long, long travel week.

 

1127

00:34:38,676 --> 00:34:40,344

Wayne's yawning.

 

1128

00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:41,913

Yeah, so on.

 

1129

00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,281

A lot of travel but no, you're right

 

1130

00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:45,283

and that's because I society

 

1131

00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:46,851

and the product gives you a better.

 

1132

00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:49,854

Bob Yeah the hard liner there

 

1133

00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,656

so whenever we're,

 

1134

00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:53,825

whenever we're doing our Recode systems

 

1135

00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,359

we always recommend

 

1136

00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:58,362

the HD anything in the HD family

 

1137

00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,432

because the HD anything in the HD family

 

1138

00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,934

is going to stick.

 

1139

00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:04,435

You're going to get

 

1140

00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:07,438

the, the ultimate adhesion.

 

1141

00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:09,607

And that's what we're always looking for

 

1142

00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,375

in these re coats

 

1143

00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,743

and these Ricoh glasses.

 

1144

00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:14,278

Are anybody out there doing Ricoh?

 

1145

00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:17,548

It's always remember the HD is going

 

1146

00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,817

to give you your best adhesion

 

1147

00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:21,552

possibilities. Yeah.

 

1148

00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:24,188

Good stuff. Begone.

 

1149

00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:25,022

All right, everybody.

 

1150

00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:27,158

Well, Rob, thank you very much for that.

 

1151

00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:30,161

That brilliant nugget of wisdom there.

 

1152

00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:32,463

And this has been another episode

 

1153

00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,065

of On the Floor with Wayne and Rob.

 

1154

00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,500

Please stay tuned for another episode.