On The Floor with Wayne and Rob

Revisit: One Year Anniversary (Wives Episode)

Episode Summary

On this episode of On The Floor with Wayne and Rob they celebrate the one year anniversary of the podcast with some very special guests! Follow Bona US Professional online: Website: https://www1.bona.com/en-us/professional/ Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/BonaProfessional Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bonauspro/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bonapro.us/

Episode Transcription

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I.

 

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Hi, I'm Judy

 

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Highlander, Wayne Highlanders wife.

 

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Hey, I'm Pauline

 

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Johnson, Robb Johnson's wife.

 

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Today we've hijacked a program

 

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and it's going to be a little different.

 

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And we have Ilene with us.

 

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Hi, guys.

 

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It's so nice to see you.

 

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Wayne didn't give me any notice,

 

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so I've got no makeup

 

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and I've been doing

 

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hot yoga and gardening.

 

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So sorry about the appearance.

 

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You look lovely, but I would kill way.

 

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Yes, I have.

 

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Yeah, that's not crossed my mind.

 

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So I've been working with Wayne and Rob

 

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for several years,

 

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but more closely

 

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this past year on the podcast.

 

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And they've told an awful lot of stories

 

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about both of you.

 

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And I kind of want to hear the truth

 

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from you guys

 

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and hear your side of the story.

 

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And Dave, definitely,

 

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because I work behind the scenes,

 

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I get a lot of flak

 

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and I think it's about.

 

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Time I kind of turned the tables.

 

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On them

 

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in the celebration of the one Year

 

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of the Entrepreneur podcast.

 

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So, Judy

 

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and I've been driving with Wayne.

 

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Oh, boy.

 

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And I want to hear from you

 

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how you feel about his driving abilities.

 

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Well, it feels like

 

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we're on a police chase.

 

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When I get in the car,

 

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we're truck with him.

 

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He's so aggressive with the gas

 

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pedal, the steering and the brake pedal

 

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stuff goes flying in the vehicle.

 

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He puts notebooks and sunglasses

 

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on the dashboard.

 

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They go flying everywhere.

 

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I have to grip the seat or the armrest.

 

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My purse gets dumped.

 

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He says I drive like an old lady, but

 

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he is turning corners

 

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and stuff is squealing.

 

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He brakes so hard

 

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I jerked forward and back.

 

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And.

 

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Yeah, it's a real tricky.

 

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Oh yeah.

 

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And yes.

 

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The first time that I drove with him,

 

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we were driving on.

 

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It was like a highway highway,

 

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but close enough to it

 

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where we needed to get on an exit ramp.

 

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And he missed the ramp.

 

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Next thing I know, he slams on the brakes

 

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in the middle of this

 

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highway, puts it in reverse to back up

 

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so he. Can get to the right.

 

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But I thought I've.

 

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We're going to get killed.

 

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That oh, my God.

 

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I wanted to just drive like that

 

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all the time. Yes.

 

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I mean, the good part for you

 

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was that you were on a highway

 

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or semi highway.

 

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So there might have been some stability

 

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in the driving pattern.

 

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But around town, driving,

 

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you know, a half mile

 

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to go to a restaurant in our

 

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little town or

 

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somewhere else.

 

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It's so herky jerky and aggressive.

 

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Yes.

 

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The way that I described his driving,

 

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it's like he'll be talking

 

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and we're having a conversation

 

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and then he sees something

 

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and it's

 

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kind of like looks rural

 

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and it changes complete direction.

 

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And I'm like,

 

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are you even paying

 

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attention to the road at all?

 

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I don't know how he does.

 

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He's very good at multitasking.

 

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I think that.

 

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He can.

 

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Eat while driving,

 

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talk on the phone,

 

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look at deer and critters on the road.

 

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Check out people.

 

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I think one of his

 

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major talents is juggling

 

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handfuls of food

 

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while driving and talking on the phone.

 

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I've seen him in Kentucky Fried Chicken

 

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and hold a thing of mashed potatoes

 

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and pains

 

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to separate containers

 

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and eating chicken

 

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and driving and talking on the phone

 

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at the same time.

 

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You should join the circus.

 

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Yeah. Yeah.

 

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A that's a riot right now, you see.

 

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And I've said

 

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he's like, I'm the best driver.

 

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I'm like, no,

 

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you can't sell me on that.

 

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No, it's it's quite an experience.

 

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It's a heart stopping but clenching

 

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experience.

 

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Yeah,

 

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right.

 

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Rob used to when he made sales calls,

 

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he would get deli meat

 

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and he would have it

 

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in piles on the dashboard

 

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and he'd

 

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take each of the pieces

 

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and then he'd roll it up and eat.

 

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He used to

 

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he's not a juggler like Wayne.

 

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But he sounds like he's more organized.

 

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And that is neater than Wayne.

 

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Wayne is a small.

 

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They will be sorry.

 

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I'm like,

 

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I already got a ticket for someone.

 

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Please take a video.

 

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Oh, okay.

 

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Well, it's it.

 

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It wouldn't turn out

 

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because the jerky on the in the vehicle,

 

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it wouldn't turn out

 

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Wayne at.

 

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All his whatever.

 

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I was going to ride with you.

 

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I know you don't.

 

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Always you know, usually

 

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when you growl, you're, you're like,

 

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see those grandbabies

 

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don't get in a car right?

 

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Yeah. Stuff literally goes flying.

 

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He's also thrown food on the windshield

 

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when he has to make an emergency

 

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stop like Eileen that you've experienced,

 

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he's been known to dump food

 

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all over the windshield

 

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that he had in his hands.

 

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And then

 

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and then it will stay there

 

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for a period of time

 

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and get dried up and things.

 

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Yeah.

 

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Yeah.

 

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So

 

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are. Well.

 

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So I. Think we've.

 

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Established

 

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that Wayne

 

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is probably

 

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one of the worst drivers in America.

 

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Oh, I. Got more

 

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so for women.

 

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We're among women here. And, you know, I.

 

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Think there's a certain

 

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level of an expectation

 

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that women have a lot of shoes. Right.

 

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I want to

 

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know what

 

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you think of Wayne's $300 pair of shoes.

 

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Well, they're very nice.

 

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And he gets a lot of compliments on them.

 

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Rob loved them

 

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when he was at the meeting.

 

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He saw them

 

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and he said he really liked his shoes.

 

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Yes. People.

 

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Well, Wayne kept

 

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Wayne kept saying he's like,

 

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I've had ladies

 

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come up and tell me that they love one.

 

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And I'm like, and how awkward.

 

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They're several years old at this point,

 

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I'm not sure, but

 

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I can't tell you how many times

 

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he's destroyed clothing and shoes

 

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getting excuse juice, stain, finish glue.

 

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He was in Nashville

 

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earlier this week or last week.

 

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We threw out a pair of pants.

 

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He got glue over three separate shirts.

 

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Yeah. Do you. Do do do. You.

 

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Do you remember that time

 

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that we were doing the

 

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live demo at the end of, say, Expo?

 

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And he called you at the end of it

 

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and put you on kind of like this,

 

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figured you went on audio and he's like,

 

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Yeah, I just want to let you know

 

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I got another pair of shoes and you go.

 

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Look, you have a hang up.

 

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He has ruined

 

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hundreds of items of clothing and shoes.

 

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Yeah. My gosh.

 

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Yeah.

 

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But I want to talk about his

 

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his nice new fancy.

 

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Shoes that he.

 

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Well, just purchased

 

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or recently purchased.

 

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You know,

 

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the ones that have the white soldier

 

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analogy,

 

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the ones that he you know, he has some on

 

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and he kind of pivots

 

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and preens a little bit and,

 

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you know, flexes his foot

 

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a little bit, looks in the mirror right

 

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down.

 

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Remember Saturday Night

 

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Live and hunt in France

 

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and they flex their muscles.

 

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Well.

 

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When shows off his shoes and feet

 

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and the way they look on him,

 

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at least at least this pair of shoes.

 

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Do you love that pair of shoes, Judy,

 

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as much as he does? No.

 

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No.

 

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Nobody does

 

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except for Bob.

 

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He did love them there.

 

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He talked about their weight.

 

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Nicest pair of shoes he's ever had.

 

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And they look good.

 

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But I keep waiting until he ruins them.

 

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I just look at them and think,

 

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How long are they going to last?

 

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Yeah.

 

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So, Colleen,

 

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what do you think about Wayne's

 

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new shoes?

 

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Well, I haven't seen them in person,

 

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but I remember when Rob

 

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first saw them at a sales meeting,

 

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and he came home

 

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and talked about them

 

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00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:20,459

and said, How much you like?

 

266

00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:21,827

And then to Wayne,

 

267

00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,030

he would never admit it to Wayne.

 

268

00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,432

Know how much you'd like those shoes?

 

269

00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:27,934

But he did

 

270

00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,002

say that he really liked them a lot.

 

271

00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:32,071

But $300 Rob would

 

272

00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:35,341

drop dead before he spent $300

 

273

00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,544

on a pair of shoes.

 

274

00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,613

I would have to buy them and tell them

 

275

00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,480

they're on sale.

 

276

00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:46,252

Sale, sale.

 

277

00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,788

Oh, they're very nice shoes.

 

278

00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,356

And if they make him happy,

 

279

00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,390

then I guess that's

 

280

00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,292

the most important thing, right?

 

281

00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:54,627

Yeah, but I don't think I.

 

282

00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:57,129

Even on a $300 pair of shoes I don't.

 

283

00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,865

I don't either. I don't know if I,

 

284

00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,336

I don't know if I could buy a 300 pair

 

285

00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,272

dollar pair.

 

286

00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,409

So, Judy,

 

287

00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:11,544

I really want to know

 

288

00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,346

how many fishing poles does

 

289

00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,748

Wayne really own?

 

290

00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:18,050

Uh, do you know?

 

291

00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,386

No, but I guess to me,

 

292

00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,823

20 to 30.

 

293

00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,524

Wow. And.

 

294

00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,727

But that doesn't touch

 

295

00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:31,597

the amount of fishing tackle he's got.

 

296

00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:35,668

Cases and cases and pouches

 

297

00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:39,872

and bags and boxes and crates.

 

298

00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,675

He's got stuff in our storage shed.

 

299

00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:45,311

He's got stuff in the garage.

 

300

00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,580

It's it's it's real.

 

301

00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,515

He's got stuff in his boat.

 

302

00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:52,084

He's he's got tens of thousands

 

303

00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,553

of pieces of terrible.

 

304

00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:55,621

Wow.

 

305

00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:57,623

And how often does he go fishing?

 

306

00:10:57,623 --> 00:11:00,126

Not often.

 

307

00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:03,129

Because he doesn't know where.

 

308

00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:07,199

Well, he's he's lately been turning his

 

309

00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,602

whenever a free time he has to

 

310

00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:11,037

afford that

 

311

00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,272

he's been working on upstairs

 

312

00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,808

so he hasn't gone fishing in months.

 

313

00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:17,343

Yeah.

 

314

00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,478

I wanted to ask you about that new floor.

 

315

00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,946

Are you loving it?

 

316

00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:23,082

I, I well.

 

317

00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,951

I love how you paused.

 

318

00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,087

Well, it took him a while to get started.

 

319

00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,221

We've lived in this house

 

320

00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,823

for six years,

 

321

00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,059

and we've been walking on plywood

 

322

00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,728

up there for probably five years

 

323

00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,097

in anticipation of him

 

324

00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,632

working on the floor.

 

325

00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,866

So it's taken a while.

 

326

00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:41,500

So I,

 

327

00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,202

I've been looking forward

 

328

00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,670

to getting it done,

 

329

00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:45,871

but I also dreaded,

 

330

00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,907

because I know how obsessed Wayne is

 

331

00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:51,210

and with a project such as this.

 

332

00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:54,447

But my sister threatened him and said,

 

333

00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,649

If you don't get busy on this,

 

334

00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,684

she's going to have somebody put elderly.

 

335

00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:02,321

And so I think that pushed him a little.

 

336

00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,325

So, Judy, when Wayne was in the flooring

 

337

00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:07,460

contracting business,

 

338

00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,295

did you ever help him on the job site?

 

339

00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,963

Yes, particularly early on.

 

340

00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:11,330

In fact,

 

341

00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,698

I used to refer to myself

 

342

00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,400

as the putty queen

 

343

00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,236

because I had so many floors

 

344

00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:19,438

out in California.

 

345

00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:20,339

There are a lot of five,

 

346

00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,141

six top nail

 

347

00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:22,842

flooring

 

348

00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,711

floors, particularly in the Bay Area.

 

349

00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:29,482

And I would show up to the job site,

 

350

00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,551

of course, with drinks for Wayne

 

351

00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,753

and his crew.

 

352

00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,221

Wayne would always tell me,

 

353

00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,722

You don't show up to the floor tonight

 

354

00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,389

without bringing

 

355

00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,559

cold drinks to the people on the site.

 

356

00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,361

And

 

357

00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,931

we would go row by row

 

358

00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,501

and putting all these freakin now holds.

 

359

00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,971

And I thought I got pretty good at

 

360

00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,341

that sounds like a.

 

361

00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,810

Blank yeah really I never did that.

 

362

00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,846

I in I cleaned up job

 

363

00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,348

sites

 

364

00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,951

held lights particularly at night

 

365

00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,052

when Wayne would be coding

 

366

00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:10,456

floors swept my name is

 

367

00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,458

I didn't do highly

 

368

00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,893

skilled stuff obviously,

 

369

00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,295

but I was kind of the no, I think

 

370

00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,932

that was left to Pauline

 

371

00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,567

on coding floors.

 

372

00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,401

Right Molly.

 

373

00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,538

No, somehow Pauline is a

 

374

00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:28,841

has this unique ability to float across

 

375

00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,910

a freshly coated floor

 

376

00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,211

to sit on the stairs.

 

377

00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,613

Wow. That was painful.

 

378

00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,316

That was it was a it was a house.

 

379

00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,185

It had doorways.

 

380

00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,953

But there was no

 

381

00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,288

I don't know, it's just all open

 

382

00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,323

and they had a huge four year

 

383

00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,459

and the stairs look very inviting.

 

384

00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:48,661

I thought the finish

 

385

00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,296

stopped in a certain area,

 

386

00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,698

so I walked and then

 

387

00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,768

he came out and there were my footsteps.

 

388

00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,603

I started crying.

 

389

00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,972

He had to redo it.

 

390

00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,841

Up a.

 

391

00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,943

Horrible, horrible.

 

392

00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:04,610

Was that.

 

393

00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,111

The last time that you helped him on a.

 

394

00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,146

Job site?

 

395

00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,314

That may have been.

 

396

00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,382

I was good at bringing lunches

 

397

00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,084

and in the beginning

 

398

00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,587

when he and his partner started,

 

399

00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,087

I used

 

400

00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,222

they used to come to the house

 

401

00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,857

and they would play this

 

402

00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,192

football game like a board game.

 

403

00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,660

That was a football game.

 

404

00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,295

And I used to make them breakfast

 

405

00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,865

and then lunch and

 

406

00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,868

take care of them like that

 

407

00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,969

instead of

 

408

00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,503

when they, you know, when they were slow,

 

409

00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,806

they were just starting out.

 

410

00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:34,773

Yeah.

 

411

00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,475

But then when they were working

 

412

00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,543

I would bring lunches

 

413

00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,846

and drinks and stuff for them.

 

414

00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,481

Any other crazy.

 

415

00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:43,682

Stories about being on the.

 

416

00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:44,650

Job site with them?

 

417

00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,585

I do know

 

418

00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:49,622

when he did our house floors,

 

419

00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,589

my hair was in the.

 

420

00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:51,790

Finish.

 

421

00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:54,793

And he was not.

 

422

00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,128

How did you manage that?

 

423

00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,731

I mean, apparently I was shedding is I.

 

424

00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:00,332

Think.

 

425

00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:10,976

He was not happy.

 

426

00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,311

Oh, my goodness.

 

427

00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,846

So let's talk about Rob

 

428

00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,614

here for a little bit.

 

429

00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:18,050

So I've known Rob, jeez,

 

430

00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,387

I don't know, 11 years maybe.

 

431

00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:22,821

And

 

432

00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,557

and I think I know something about him.

 

433

00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:26,525

And I think probably

 

434

00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,260

you might know it, too.

 

435

00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,529

So when he's staring at a project.

 

436

00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,865

Go and talk to him.

 

437

00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,701

Face what you.

 

438

00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,503

What do you think he's doing?

 

439

00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,672

Oh, gosh, I have no idea.

 

440

00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,941

But, you know, not to talk to him,

 

441

00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,810

you know, not to ask any question.

 

442

00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,246

It's taken me a long time

 

443

00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,782

for this to sink in.

 

444

00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,818

You do not talk when he's staring at you.

 

445

00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,821

Don't ask questions when he's staring.

 

446

00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,990

You don't walk around him

 

447

00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,158

when he's staring.

 

448

00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,494

Do you want to know why

 

449

00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:05,130

is because he can sleep with his eyes

 

450

00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,500

and what he's doing.

 

451

00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,636

I'm not kidding to really.

 

452

00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,471

I swear to God.

 

453

00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,073

Oh, my God.

 

454

00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,407

I think he can.

 

455

00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,675

I was going to sales meeting

 

456

00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:17,977

and he was sitting next to me

 

457

00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,612

and he was a statue for like an hour.

 

458

00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,648

Just. Staring wide open.

 

459

00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,484

And I turned to him and I'm like,

 

460

00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,152

Are you sleeping.

 

461

00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,356

With the prize.

 

462

00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:30,956

Open?

 

463

00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,992

So when he's looking at those projects

 

464

00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,994

he has, you try not to bother him

 

465

00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,395

because he's catching a couple Z's.

 

466

00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:39,198

Oh, my God, I, I think. Wow.

 

467

00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:45,704

You know, you think you explains a lot?

 

468

00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:51,510

Yeah.

 

469

00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,344

So, Polly

 

470

00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,381

and you got a lot of grandkids now,

 

471

00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,783

and Brad was talking about a story,

 

472

00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,985

right when you got married

 

473

00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:03,055

and your little drive to the airport.

 

474

00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:04,890

What did you lean

 

475

00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,324

over and

 

476

00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,893

tell him on the way to your honeymoon?

 

477

00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:08,761

That I couldn't wait

 

478

00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,696

to be sitting on our front porch

 

479

00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:16,268

watching our grandkids run around?

 

480

00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,102

It scared him.

 

481

00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,137

I'm not going to lie.

 

482

00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,805

I scared. Him

 

483

00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:21,573

on.

 

484

00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,641

The way to your honeymoon.

 

485

00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:26,845

Yeah.

 

486

00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,148

You had a vision for the future.

 

487

00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,650

Yes, but I really.

 

488

00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,787

He was like, What

 

489

00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:47,633

if?

 

490

00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,334

Okay, so we've got some funny stories.

 

491

00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,769

Going on here with Wayne and Rob,

 

492

00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:51,637

but really

 

493

00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,671

I want to know

 

494

00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:53,739

what it really is

 

495

00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,041

like being married to these guys.

 

496

00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:59,445

Oh, boy.

 

497

00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,980

We will have been married 38 years

 

498

00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,749

this August.

 

499

00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,318

And Wayne is truly unique.

 

500

00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:12,257

He's one of a kind person.

 

501

00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,092

He's

 

502

00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,096

that he is.

 

503

00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,898

I'd say he's high maintenance.

 

504

00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,533

Oh, gosh.

 

505

00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:22,868

Robbie two.

 

506

00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,303

Yeah.

 

507

00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,038

People don't realize.

 

508

00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,308

He's he's very hard working and

 

509

00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,710

obsessed with

 

510

00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,746

always doing a perfect job on everything,

 

511

00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,616

but that entails everything else.

 

512

00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,985

Leaving it up to me

 

513

00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:42,588

or everything else goes by the wayside.

 

514

00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,924

So I have to pick up all the pieces,

 

515

00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,628

you know, construction work

 

516

00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,562

we've done at the house.

 

517

00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,364

I have to supervise it.

 

518

00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:55,200

Lawn care, yard care.

 

519

00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,171

I have to take care of.

 

520

00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,340

Wayne basically does his job,

 

521

00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,509

and that's pretty much it.

 

522

00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,611

Judy, you know, since you mention that

 

523

00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,714

you handle everything outside of Wayne

 

524

00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,115

just doing his job,

 

525

00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,251

do you really give him just $20 a day?

 

526

00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:13,819

Yeah.

 

527

00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,421

Um, I can't remember

 

528

00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,590

when it started.

 

529

00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,526

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

 

530

00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,228

He gets $20 allowance again.

 

531

00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:26,064

Even in the pandemic.

 

532

00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:28,500

Yeah.

 

533

00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,235

What is he buying?

 

534

00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:31,470

Food

 

535

00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:36,642

primarily?

 

536

00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:37,676

Um.

 

537

00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,011

It started

 

538

00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:39,912

because I

 

539

00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,580

don't remember how long ago it started,

 

540

00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,348

but it's been years and years.

 

541

00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,450

But he worked so hard,

 

542

00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,352

and when he was probably out contracting

 

543

00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,387

and doing his thing, i,

 

544

00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,255

i you would never have the chance

 

545

00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,424

to get to an ATM or bank.

 

546

00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,759

So I always want to make sure

 

547

00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:53,959

you have

 

548

00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,861

a little bit of cash in his pocket.

 

549

00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,729

He's got it. Oh, let me.

 

550

00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,064

And this probably started

 

551

00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,766

before ATMs were in existence,

 

552

00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:01,266

remember, used to

 

553

00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,901

have to go to the bank and cash a check

 

554

00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:03,902

or go to a grocery store

 

555

00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,237

and cash a check.

 

556

00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,172

Wayne couldn't be responsible enough

 

557

00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,907

to have a checkbook.

 

558

00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,710

So.

 

559

00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,678

But he ran a business.

 

560

00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:13,412

Yeah,

 

561

00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,615

he could focus on that and do that cash.

 

562

00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:18,750

Really? Well, yeah. No cash.

 

563

00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:19,785

But you couldn't

 

564

00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:23,488

handle a personal checkbook.

 

565

00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,790

He was hopeless.

 

566

00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,525

He just wouldn't

 

567

00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,694

write down any Trekkie rogue.

 

568

00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,928

It never got entered.

 

569

00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:33,632

I never knew how much money we had.

 

570

00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:34,499

Yeah, it was.

 

571

00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,267

It was crazy.

 

572

00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,803

So the $20 a day started,

 

573

00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,405

and it continues to this day.

 

574

00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,474

Oh, that's cute.

 

575

00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,810

I, I think he's.

 

576

00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,179

He's spending the $20 on

 

577

00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,749

his obsession with dark chocolate

 

578

00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,583

because it's healthy.

 

579

00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:55,020

Well, yeah, it could be.

 

580

00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,421

Yes, but

 

581

00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,156

$20 goes towards food

 

582

00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,626

and he now likes dark chocolate.

 

583

00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,661

I probably got him started on that.

 

584

00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,796

I particularly don't care for it, but

 

585

00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:07,899

we got a box of chocolates at once

 

586

00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,101

and it contained a mixture

 

587

00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,036

of milk, chocolate and dark chocolates.

 

588

00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:11,670

And I didn't

 

589

00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,438

want to eat the dark chocolate,

 

590

00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,107

so I was trying to convince him

 

591

00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,141

that these are healthy.

 

592

00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,644

So I handed the dark chocolate

 

593

00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,912

so I could have the milk chocolate.

 

594

00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:21,880

Very good.

 

595

00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,448

Judy.

 

596

00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:24,616

Well,

 

597

00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,251

he was just trying to convince us

 

598

00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:27,085

that, you know,

 

599

00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:29,221

that he buys these big bags of, like,

 

600

00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,122

dark chocolate.

 

601

00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,023

The darker, the better.

 

602

00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,692

And so darker it is, the healthier it is.

 

603

00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,395

Chocolate he does.

 

604

00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:37,229

In fact,

 

605

00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,430

I just had to give away

 

606

00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,265

three huge bags of this stuff

 

607

00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:41,633

because it's

 

608

00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,502

been in our cabinet for a year.

 

609

00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,304

So he has this other dark

 

610

00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,738

chocolate he's moved on to.

 

611

00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,573

He's buying these

 

612

00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:51,243

fancy Fairtrade

 

613

00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,379

chocolate bars and

 

614

00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,182

different gourmet dark chocolate bars.

 

615

00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,418

So I've had to offload the stuff

 

616

00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:02,220

he was eating about a year ago.

 

617

00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,555

So, Pauline,

 

618

00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:05,991

I've known Rob again for a long time,

 

619

00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,292

but I want to hear from you

 

620

00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:08,460

how it's true,

 

621

00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,895

what it's really like to be married

 

622

00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:10,796

to Rob.

 

623

00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,532

Um, it's been a ride.

 

624

00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:16,001

It'll be 36 years in October.

 

625

00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:18,170

He is.

 

626

00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,604

Nobody really knows.

 

627

00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:21,740

He is just the nicest person.

 

628

00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,209

He really is. He's a teddy bear.

 

629

00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:25,410

He doesn't want anybody to know

 

630

00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:29,114

that he is really a nice, nice person.

 

631

00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:32,084

And sometimes people think, oh,

 

632

00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:32,584

you know,

 

633

00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:33,352

like Rebecca,

 

634

00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,586

I had a friend from high school

 

635

00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:35,787

that used to see him in the airport

 

636

00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:36,788

all the time,

 

637

00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:39,124

and he would never go up to him

 

638

00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,892

because he always look mean.

 

639

00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:42,427

And Rebecca said, go to him.

 

640

00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:42,961

He said to

 

641

00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,463

if he's not wearing his glasses,

 

642

00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:48,066

he can't see you.

 

643

00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:53,972

I call him Magoo.

 

644

00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:55,240

So, Colleen, you're

 

645

00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,041

talking about Rebecca,

 

646

00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,043

the one that never met you, right?

 

647

00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:58,777

Right.

 

648

00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:03,281

Yes.

 

649

00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:04,182

Okay, Pauline.

 

650

00:23:04,182 --> 00:23:05,717

So we know what Wayne's

 

651

00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,586

obsession is with the dark chocolate.

 

652

00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:08,653

Does Rob

 

653

00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:09,654

have anything that he's

 

654

00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:10,789

completely obsessed with?

 

655

00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:11,790

Well, besides the.

 

656

00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:15,360

What I just noticed in his

 

657

00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,463

cabinet of his desk the other day,

 

658

00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,132

I think of peanut butter

 

659

00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,768

container of peanut butter and saltine.

 

660

00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:27,105

Crackers.

 

661

00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:29,341

So I go to bed early

 

662

00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:32,644

and he stays up and works and watches

 

663

00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:34,146

TV until like sometimes

 

664

00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,348

3:00 in the morning. Wow.

 

665

00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,417

So I don't realize.

 

666

00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,419

I just saw this the other day.

 

667

00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:44,656

Now I know what he's doing.

 

668

00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:45,290

Do you bring him

 

669

00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,025

his coffee in the morning or were you

 

670

00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:49,060

when you were on a stay at home.

 

671

00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,929

Order say yes.

 

672

00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,364

Oh, but yeah.

 

673

00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:53,899

So I was on we were on a.

 

674

00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:55,700

Video call for the podcast.

 

675

00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,569

The figure was last week.

 

676

00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:58,670

And he was going really good

 

677

00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,739

nuts, crap uranium.

 

678

00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,707

I'm like, What is wrong with you?

 

679

00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:03,842

So me

 

680

00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:05,010

waiting and Josh,

 

681

00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:07,746

we're just cracking up and Adam.

 

682

00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:09,981

And he's like, I mean anything.

 

683

00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:12,350

And he blamed it on

 

684

00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:13,785

you because you went back to work

 

685

00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,053

and didn't bring him. It's tough. Luck.

 

686

00:24:15,053 --> 00:24:16,688

Oh, nice, nice.

 

687

00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:17,789

It's only three days

 

688

00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,024

a week, for Pete's sake.

 

689

00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:20,792

You got to see.

 

690

00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,961

Has been making me an iced coffee

 

691

00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,362

when I come home.

 

692

00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:25,597

Oh, not because.

 

693

00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,332

I work for a dentist.

 

694

00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:31,002

I've got a run in and do my COVID cleanse

 

695

00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:34,339

and immediately get dinner ready.

 

696

00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:37,476

And a nice coffee for me.

 

697

00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,177

Okay, three days.

 

698

00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:40,745

Wayne does not cook at all.

 

699

00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,447

So you're very fortunate.

 

700

00:24:42,447 --> 00:24:43,515

Oh, my gosh.

 

701

00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,350

Rob's a really good cook.

 

702

00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:47,118

Oh, very good.

 

703

00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:49,721

The last time Wayne cooked, he made

 

704

00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,425

it was over 35 years ago.

 

705

00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:57,062

No. Yeah. No. Yeah.

 

706

00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,231

And he made he made stuff.

 

707

00:24:59,231 --> 00:25:01,466

Bell peppers

 

708

00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:04,269

and he messed up the kitchen so badly,

 

709

00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:06,538

it looked like a crime scene

 

710

00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:07,739

or something with stuff

 

711

00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:09,107

splattered everywhere.

 

712

00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:12,844

Oh, and his only other venture

 

713

00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:13,478

into cooking.

 

714

00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:16,348

He tried making spaghetti once,

 

715

00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,517

and he browned the ground beef and didn't

 

716

00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,252

drain any of the fat off.

 

717

00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,654

And he didn't

 

718

00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,189

drain the pasta,

 

719

00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,658

the noodles out of the water.

 

720

00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:30,061

So it was a whole gigantic

 

721

00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:32,531

saucepan full of watery noodles

 

722

00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,466

that were disintegrating.

 

723

00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:39,771

And this horrible greasy sauce.

 

724

00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:42,040

Grab it.

 

725

00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,575

You go on. I'm sorry.

 

726

00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:44,543

I know that's okay.

 

727

00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,911

But I just got to say again,

 

728

00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,279

the kitchen was destroyed

 

729

00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,413

after that meal,

 

730

00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:51,650

so he's never cooked since then.

 

731

00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:53,051

Of rob cooks,

 

732

00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,053

but he doesn't clean when he makes sauce.

 

733

00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,188

There are spatters everywhere

 

734

00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:00,992

I I'll see weeks later

 

735

00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:02,093

like oh my gosh

 

736

00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:03,929

I don't even notice that one

 

737

00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,031

on the floor on the cabinets.

 

738

00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:07,332

I. See.

 

739

00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:09,301

Them on the ceiling.

 

740

00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:12,337

I understand.

 

741

00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:13,772

But he does love to cook.

 

742

00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,206

He does love to cook.

 

743

00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:15,907

Well, that's nice.

 

744

00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,209

That's good. Yes.

 

745

00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:19,711

So, you know, with current events

 

746

00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:20,412

or whatever.

 

747

00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,846

We've been.

 

748

00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:24,115

Kind of on a lockdown stay at home.

 

749

00:26:24,115 --> 00:26:25,884

I want to hear what you lovebirds

 

750

00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:26,585

have been doing.

 

751

00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,353

I mean, your time home with each other.

 

752

00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:32,090

Well, we watch

 

753

00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,526

some series on TV that we

 

754

00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:36,628

hadn't gotten to see before.

 

755

00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:38,730

We watched the Outlander series,

 

756

00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:41,700

which was pretty interesting.

 

757

00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:42,934

And we watched Finished

 

758

00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,169

watching the Ozarks,

 

759

00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,570

which we enjoyed very much.

 

760

00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,072

That's a good one.

 

761

00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:51,810

And we've been drinking more, definitely.

 

762

00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:54,012

I've been perfecting some drinks,

 

763

00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:57,349

including a passion fruit

 

764

00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,384

puree, martini drink.

 

765

00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:02,821

Oh, and I make a mean vodka gimlet

 

766

00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,856

with fresh lemon

 

767

00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:05,390

excuse me,

 

768

00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:08,426

fresh lime juice and a simple sirup

 

769

00:27:08,426 --> 00:27:11,730

that I steep with lime zest and mandarin

 

770

00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:12,831

orange zest.

 

771

00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:15,233

So we've been enjoying those.

 

772

00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:18,770

I've been on a call where Wayne's enjoyed

 

773

00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:25,443

a couple of those, probably,

 

774

00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:28,880

but we've hung out with the cats

 

775

00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,814

as much as he says.

 

776

00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,916

He hates the cats.

 

777

00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,985

He loves them.

 

778

00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,954

I mean, he'll emerge from a room

 

779

00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:37,288

and I'll walk into him

 

780

00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,424

and he's covered in white hair

 

781

00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:41,559

because he's been holding Hank, our cat

 

782

00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:43,261

and petting and petting it

 

783

00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:44,295

for a walk into.

 

784

00:27:44,295 --> 00:27:46,598

It was nice in there.

 

785

00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:47,565

Yeah.

 

786

00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:48,600

And two of the cats

 

787

00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,035

will be lying on him, so.

 

788

00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:53,972

He left.

 

789

00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,240

His cat.

 

790

00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,610

Yeah, we know he loves the cats.

 

791

00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,345

He says he doesn't, but it's.

 

792

00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:00,912

Well, he's back.

 

793

00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:02,747

He totally hates two of them,

 

794

00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:11,056

but he loves the other three.

 

795

00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,624

Good.

 

796

00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:13,258

So, Pauline,

 

797

00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:14,826

what are you and Robin doing?

 

798

00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:15,694

I mean.

 

799

00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:16,361

I hear you're.

 

800

00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,996

You're you're really good at math.

 

801

00:28:17,996 --> 00:28:20,231

Oh, my gosh. I forgot all about our game.

 

802

00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:23,902

No, man, I told them it's a word game.

 

803

00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:26,204

I said I would never, ever play

 

804

00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,372

a math game with you.

 

805

00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,708

I am the world's worst at math.

 

806

00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,178

One of the kids had a math homework

 

807

00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,379

and I helped her

 

808

00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,947

in the only three she got right

 

809

00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:38,483

where the three they did in. School and.

 

810

00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:39,150

She said,

 

811

00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:41,352

I'll never ask you for help again.

 

812

00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:44,055

I'll call Dad wherever he is.

 

813

00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:45,557

But we have a word game.

 

814

00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,591

It's called Zip It.

 

815

00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:51,062

And we played that for I can't tell you.

 

816

00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,864

I even remember how many hours

 

817

00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:54,632

Rob keeps score.

 

818

00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:58,103

I have beat him a few times.

 

819

00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,104

I think you've beat him

 

820

00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:01,272

the majority of the time. And.

 

821

00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:02,474

He keeps score.

 

822

00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:03,675

That's the difference

 

823

00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,110

between our families.

 

824

00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:05,810

My family.

 

825

00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:07,512

You would never have kept score.

 

826

00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:11,583

His family is killer game players.

 

827

00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,285

Yes, I beat him and he gets angry.

 

828

00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,021

And then it's not fun to play

 

829

00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:18,022

because I know he's upset

 

830

00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:19,524

that I'm winning all the time,

 

831

00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:22,427

but he does win sometimes.

 

832

00:29:23,194 --> 00:29:24,462

Well, wait,

 

833

00:29:24,462 --> 00:29:26,431

so are you saying he's a sore loser?

 

834

00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,000

No, he really isn't. But I can tell.

 

835

00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:32,704

I'll say it's a frustration.

 

836

00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:35,673

For Wayne is ruthlessly competitive

 

837

00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:37,108

and he's been known to throw

 

838

00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,446

a monopoly board mid-game.

 

839

00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:41,713

Well.

 

840

00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:44,716

We went to Rob's

 

841

00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,284

parents when we were dating.

 

842

00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,952

We went over to Rob's parents.

 

843

00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,054

Now my house when we played,

 

844

00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:52,290

if you had three railroads

 

845

00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,892

and somebody you had,

 

846

00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:54,893

you would give it to them.

 

847

00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:55,493

You wouldn't have

 

848

00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:56,828

they wouldn't have to buy it from you.

 

849

00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:57,695

You'd say, oh, you want to.

 

850

00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:58,196

Railroad.

 

851

00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:00,732

Here, have a railroad.

 

852

00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:02,300

Well, I mean,

 

853

00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,268

we went over

 

854

00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,737

Easter morning, probably around 10:00.

 

855

00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:06,571

His father

 

856

00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:09,174

had already demolished the bathroom.

 

857

00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,509

So then we all started playing Monopoly.

 

858

00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:12,844

We didn't eat dinner.

 

859

00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:15,213

And 10:00 at night,

 

860

00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:17,448

I used to cry

 

861

00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:19,317

all the time, just drink water.

 

862

00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:21,886

So I wouldn't be crying out loud.

 

863

00:30:21,886 --> 00:30:22,787

But his

 

864

00:30:22,787 --> 00:30:24,656

it was at the end it was his father.

 

865

00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,890

And for our youngest

 

866

00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,126

brother is ten years younger than him.

 

867

00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:31,629

And the father faked sick.

 

868

00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:34,065

They played Monopoly all day long.

 

869

00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:34,966

Wow.

 

870

00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,601

Terrible, terrible.

 

871

00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:37,635

Never again.

 

872

00:30:37,635 --> 00:30:39,537

I don't like. Monopoly. Yeah.

 

873

00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,574

Where that monopoly and the game.

 

874

00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,175

Sorry, are the two

 

875

00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:46,010

games that are banned from.

 

876

00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:48,680

My entire family house.

 

877

00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,616

It's, well. Appalling.

 

878

00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,251

And I just talk to you about having.

 

879

00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:54,052

My brother over.

 

880

00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:55,587

We were playing cornhole

 

881

00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:56,521

and I was like,

 

882

00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,723

Oh, you're such a super loser.

 

883

00:30:58,723 --> 00:30:58,990

Like,

 

884

00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:03,561

it was like, this supposed to be fun.

 

885

00:31:03,561 --> 00:31:03,928

Like.

 

886

00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:05,964

Like, man, I think this is.

 

887

00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:07,232

This lockdown has made

 

888

00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:08,933

everybody a little crazy.

 

889

00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:10,501

Yeah. Oh, I think so.

 

890

00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:13,104

Yeah, it's so poorly.

 

891

00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:14,372

You tell me about this ban

 

892

00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:15,974

that Rob had when you guys

 

893

00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:17,408

first started dating.

 

894

00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:18,543

He talks a lot about it,

 

895

00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:21,246

but I want to hear from you. I.

 

896

00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:22,847

I don't know what he says,

 

897

00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:24,182

but he always used to ask me

 

898

00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:24,916

if I wanted to go.

 

899

00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,252

He had sharp teeth in the van,

 

900

00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:28,086

and he always asked me

 

901

00:31:28,086 --> 00:31:29,053

if I wanted to go

 

902

00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:37,295

see his shark tooth collection.

 

903

00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:38,229

Hey, how about.

 

904

00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:38,563

How about

 

905

00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,665

you want to come and see a shark?

 

906

00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:41,733

Yes.

 

907

00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,768

How did you say yes.

 

908

00:31:43,768 --> 00:31:49,140

I of course I did.

 

909

00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:50,475

But Pauline

 

910

00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,810

City ever set fire to that band?

 

911

00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:54,379

Oh.

 

912

00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,781

No way.

 

913

00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:57,849

Oh, yeah.

 

914

00:31:57,949 --> 00:31:59,717

Do you want to come see my burning way

 

915

00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:01,552

in my burning van? Judy

 

916

00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:08,993

It was a 1968 Ford van,

 

917

00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,797

and it was early on in his career

 

918

00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:15,066

in the flooring business.

 

919

00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,034

And

 

920

00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:18,436

somehow there was

 

921

00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:19,270

it was empty

 

922

00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,439

for a very brief period of time.

 

923

00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:22,607

And I think I tried

 

924

00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,741

to take advantage of that

 

925

00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:25,810

and load the back with a bunch of brush.

 

926

00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:26,945

You know,

 

927

00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,680

I hacked down some trees

 

928

00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,581

or shrubbery or something

 

929

00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:31,616

and I

 

930

00:32:31,683 --> 00:32:32,550

can't remember

 

931

00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,352

exactly how the fire started,

 

932

00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:35,553

but it burned

 

933

00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:36,054

the brush

 

934

00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:36,921

in the back of the van

 

935

00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:39,691

and it dissolved the seats in foam

 

936

00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:42,160

between the two seats in the front

 

937

00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,462

and oh, my gosh, yeah.

 

938

00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:45,296

Wow.

 

939

00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,097

He drove around

 

940

00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:48,333

that smoky van for a period of time.

 

941

00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:52,203

Oh, why.

 

942

00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,972

Waste not what not.

 

943

00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,473

Well gets.

 

944

00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,141

Yeah well when you're, you know

 

945

00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,843

young and starting out and broke

 

946

00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:02,013

you can't afford a new van so yeah he

 

947

00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:04,282

he had to make use of it for a while.

 

948

00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:05,850

But we eventually sold it

 

949

00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:06,651

to some guy

 

950

00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,219

who was so thrilled

 

951

00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:10,855

to find a 1968 Ford van

 

952

00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:14,525

and would begging to take it off

 

953

00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:15,960

our hands. So we lucked out.

 

954

00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,464

So, Judy, we've been

 

955

00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,498

hearing about Wayne

 

956

00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,835

trying to buy a new truck, and

 

957

00:33:24,802 --> 00:33:25,436

I think you're

 

958

00:33:25,436 --> 00:33:26,838

getting a new car out of it.

 

959

00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,306

But how's it been with him

 

960

00:33:28,306 --> 00:33:29,874

looking for a new truck.

 

961

00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:32,844

Oh, God.

 

962

00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:33,511

Okay.

 

963

00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:36,748

You're pitting a sales manager

 

964

00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:37,849

against you.

 

965

00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,050

Are sales guys

 

966

00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:40,785

a car dealerships,

 

967

00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,887

and the process is horrible.

 

968

00:33:43,454 --> 00:33:46,958

It's it's.

 

969

00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:49,327

I don't even go. I don't even go.

 

970

00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:50,895

I prefer not to.

 

971

00:33:50,895 --> 00:33:52,096

Yeah, but

 

972

00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:55,533

yeah, it's it's it's bad.

 

973

00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,401

He's been

 

974

00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:57,335

every Wayne wants

 

975

00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:58,803

all these bells and whistles,

 

976

00:33:58,803 --> 00:34:00,338

which I could care less about.

 

977

00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:03,107

And he wants everything turbocharged and

 

978

00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:07,478

high octane and and super duper

 

979

00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:09,580

high powered stuff.

 

980

00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:10,415

And,

 

981

00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:11,682

you know,

 

982

00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:12,984

and then I have to with him

 

983

00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:15,186

bantering with the sales guy

 

984

00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:18,122

and it's it's very painful.

 

985

00:34:18,289 --> 00:34:20,024

Very painful.

 

986

00:34:20,024 --> 00:34:21,259

But that kind of got

 

987

00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:22,293

put to the side

 

988

00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:23,227

because

 

989

00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,563

we started looking at a car for me

 

990

00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:26,831

and I hate the process.

 

991

00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,266

I just hate the process.

 

992

00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:30,601

So maybe I'll revert back

 

993

00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:31,402

to Wayne's truck.

 

994

00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:32,570

I don't know.

 

995

00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,272

So if Wayne doesn't get his truck,

 

996

00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:35,006

what kind of new car

 

997

00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,007

are you going to get?

 

998

00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:36,674

What are you looking at?

 

999

00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:40,244

Well, a smallish SUV, but not too small,

 

1000

00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:41,813

because I need more room to haul

 

1001

00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:42,380

all the crap.

 

1002

00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:45,483

I haul like plants and potting soil

 

1003

00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:47,318

and tools and shovels and

 

1004

00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:50,521

yoga equipment, all kinds

 

1005

00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:51,889

of stuff like that.

 

1006

00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:53,391

But I currently drive

 

1007

00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:54,892

a Nissan Juke and Wayne

 

1008

00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,160

can't stand the car

 

1009

00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,795

and it's too small for the two of us

 

1010

00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:58,796

to sit in really.

 

1011

00:34:58,796 --> 00:34:59,564

So

 

1012

00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:01,966

something a little bit bigger than that,

 

1013

00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:04,735

but not the massive suburban size.

 

1014

00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:07,171

So something in between.

 

1015

00:35:07,405 --> 00:35:08,940

Do you do a lot of gardening?

 

1016

00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,908

Yes. Yes.

 

1017

00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:12,477

In Tennessee here,

 

1018

00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,345

if you don't keep on top of things,

 

1019

00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:16,547

the yard will overtake your house

 

1020

00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:17,248

and property.

 

1021

00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:19,283

There's so much humidity and

 

1022

00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:22,987

a lot of sunshine, too, but

 

1023

00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:26,057

the ferns and foliage here really lush

 

1024

00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,692

and they grow and the weeds

 

1025

00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:29,760

crop up all the time and again.

 

1026

00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,629

And naturally, no yard.

 

1027

00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,431

So I seem to spend all my summers

 

1028

00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:34,832

doing yard work.

 

1029

00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:36,167

So we know that Wayne doesn't

 

1030

00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,102

do any of the yard work.

 

1031

00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:39,036

And Holly

 

1032

00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:39,537

and I know

 

1033

00:35:39,537 --> 00:35:41,339

from our conversations

 

1034

00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:42,740

that you and

 

1035

00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:43,274

I both like

 

1036

00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,243

to cut our lawn at an angle,

 

1037

00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:47,545

and I know that you do the walking one,

 

1038

00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,881

but I want to know if Rob does

 

1039

00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:52,550

how he feels about cutting the lawn.

 

1040

00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,018

It and. It's dumb.

 

1041

00:35:55,353 --> 00:35:56,120

He wouldn't cut

 

1042

00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,456

it an angle if I paid him.

 

1043

00:35:58,456 --> 00:35:59,891

My father always not.

 

1044

00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,192

Eating it. And.

 

1045

00:36:01,192 --> 00:36:02,827

Not even that to make you happy.

 

1046

00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,996

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

 

1047

00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:05,963

If I want to cut it

 

1048

00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:08,199

and I cut the front lawn at an angle

 

1049

00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:11,302

with the push mower, but he cuts it.

 

1050

00:36:11,302 --> 00:36:12,136

But if he does it,

 

1051

00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:15,673

it would never be at an angle.

 

1052

00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:16,941

Why does he think it's done?

 

1053

00:36:16,941 --> 00:36:18,209

I don't know.

 

1054

00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:18,609

I don't know.

 

1055

00:36:18,609 --> 00:36:20,878

But our sun cuts is at an angle.

 

1056

00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:23,314

And when his wife does it,

 

1057

00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:25,416

she just does it regular.

 

1058

00:36:25,416 --> 00:36:26,450

You know.

 

1059

00:36:27,084 --> 00:36:27,985

It's an obsession

 

1060

00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:32,590

passed down by my father.

 

1061

00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,825

Judy, how do you cut your lawn?

 

1062

00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,261

Well, I pay a kid.

 

1063

00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:38,496

To do it

 

1064

00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:40,231

the.

 

1065

00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:42,099

Best way. Yeah.

 

1066

00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:45,536

I happen to prefer

 

1067

00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:47,572

a straight lines

 

1068

00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:49,240

and not a diagonal myself.

 

1069

00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,475

So the kid cuts it with straight lines.

 

1070

00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:53,511

Oh, that's nice.

 

1071

00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:54,512

Well, you're paying him.

 

1072

00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,315

He should do it your way, right?

 

1073

00:36:57,615 --> 00:36:59,183

Oh, it's something about seeing it.

 

1074

00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:01,219

Cut it an angle.

 

1075

00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:02,853

Yeah, I like mine.

 

1076

00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:03,721

Cut it an angle.

 

1077

00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:04,822

And I,

 

1078

00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:05,122

you know,

 

1079

00:37:05,122 --> 00:37:06,257

my daughter's 13,

 

1080

00:37:06,257 --> 00:37:09,360

so she's starting to mow the lawn.

 

1081

00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,063

And I told her that I set it

 

1082

00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,097

up, that you got to cut it out

 

1083

00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:13,531

in England.

 

1084

00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,633

She looked at me like I have three heads.

 

1085

00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,702

She's like, What difference does it make?

 

1086

00:37:17,702 --> 00:37:19,770

And I'm like, Oh, I lied to her.

 

1087

00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,607

I told her that you should cut the lawn

 

1088

00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,475

at different angles each time because it.

 

1089

00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:25,643

Helps the growth.

 

1090

00:37:25,643 --> 00:37:28,913

And my father always said she didn't.

 

1091

00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:29,413

She's like,

 

1092

00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:33,651

I don't believe I'm like, Google it.

 

1093

00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:35,686

And she got to know that angle.

 

1094

00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:37,421

There you go.

 

1095

00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,522

I don't know what it is.

 

1096

00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:40,825

Yeah.

 

1097

00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,894

The simple in life.

 

1098

00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,030

So recently we've been talking about

 

1099

00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:50,067

America opening back up and sports

 

1100

00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:53,271

coming back and you know, Wayne being.

 

1101

00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:53,971

This.

 

1102

00:37:53,971 --> 00:37:56,240

Super soccer stud. And.

 

1103

00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:59,777

Kind of what Rob is interested in.

 

1104

00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:00,945

So I just want to hear

 

1105

00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,813

from your perspective. About.

 

1106

00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:04,949

Wayne's soccer abilities and Rob's

 

1107

00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,150

passion for hockey.

 

1108

00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:07,151

Rob Lowe

 

1109

00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:10,354

He used to play

 

1110

00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:12,089

until he got a bunch of concussions

 

1111

00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:12,690

and they told him

 

1112

00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:15,993

you couldn't play anymore.

 

1113

00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:17,495

I didn't know that he played.

 

1114

00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:19,664

I knew that he loves

 

1115

00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:21,799

hockey, like obsessed.

 

1116

00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:22,600

With the play.

 

1117

00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,734

But I did years.

 

1118

00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:24,802

He played for years

 

1119

00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,971

even in the men's league.

 

1120

00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,539

I remember we were dating

 

1121

00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:30,141

and I'm sitting in the stands

 

1122

00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,176

talking to somebody

 

1123

00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:33,544

and I'm like,

 

1124

00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,046

I thought it was a face off.

 

1125

00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:37,581

I don't know much about it, but it was.

 

1126

00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:39,684

He was on the ice.

 

1127

00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:42,853

Somebody skated over, Rob passed out.

 

1128

00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,989

We think he has a concussion.

 

1129

00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,225

Oh, so that was his last

 

1130

00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:49,894

I don't think he played after that,

 

1131

00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:51,295

but he coached four years.

 

1132

00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,632

Wow.

 

1133

00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:57,001

Well, he's got his own little hockey team

 

1134

00:38:57,435 --> 00:38:58,669

that's growing up right now.

 

1135

00:38:58,669 --> 00:38:58,969

I know.

 

1136

00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:03,140

That's his dream.

 

1137

00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:05,743

All those boys get that.

 

1138

00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:07,511

He might have a whole hockey team.

 

1139

00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:08,546

And I. Know.

 

1140

00:39:08,546 --> 00:39:13,851

I know all he wishes.

 

1141

00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:14,985

So, Judy,

 

1142

00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,620

Wayne really likes to talk

 

1143

00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:18,356

about himself a lot,

 

1144

00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,357

how much he can bench

 

1145

00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,324

press,

 

1146

00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,827

how he's comparable to Pele in soccer

 

1147

00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:24,862

writers. Want to hear from you what.

 

1148

00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,897

The real. Story is.

 

1149

00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:32,837

I have never seen Wayne play soccer, but

 

1150

00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:35,239

I know he played it as a kid.

 

1151

00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,441

At least that's what he tells me.

 

1152

00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:40,444

But I also know he's extremely agile

 

1153

00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:42,813

with his feet.

 

1154

00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:46,317

I'm terribly clumsy and I trip a lot

 

1155

00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:49,453

and I misjudge distances and

 

1156

00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:54,725

but he's like a can and amazingly can

 

1157

00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:57,395

juggle is

 

1158

00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:00,765

his walking and balance on things.

 

1159

00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:01,699

Wow.

 

1160

00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:03,868

He's he's a big guy.

 

1161

00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,203

He's extremely agile.

 

1162

00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:11,208

But no, I've never seen him play soccer.

 

1163

00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,710

So both of you have been married

 

1164

00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:14,912

for quite some time.

 

1165

00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:17,047

And I want to hear from you

 

1166

00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:17,982

your one

 

1167

00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:19,683

absolute most favorite thing

 

1168

00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:22,052

about your brother

 

1169

00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:24,422

Wayne. Sense of humor.

 

1170

00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,556

He's pretty funny.

 

1171

00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:26,791

I have to give him that.

 

1172

00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:27,858

I have to agree.

 

1173

00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:29,560

Rob has a very good sense of humor.

 

1174

00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,395

He always keeps me laughing.

 

1175

00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:32,663

And the first time

 

1176

00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,532

I'll tell this story quickly.

 

1177

00:40:34,532 --> 00:40:37,968

The first time I met Wayne, we met him.

 

1178

00:40:37,968 --> 00:40:39,136

I don't remember where we were,

 

1179

00:40:39,136 --> 00:40:41,505

but we at a place for dinner.

 

1180

00:40:41,505 --> 00:40:44,508

And I had to ask them to stop talking

 

1181

00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:46,610

because my stomach hurts so much.

 

1182

00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:47,578

So I'm laughing.

 

1183

00:40:48,579 --> 00:40:49,980

Oh my gosh.

 

1184

00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,348

Just on and on.

 

1185

00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:53,451

The two of them together are so cute

 

1186

00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,486

and they're so funny.

 

1187

00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:56,854

But I really.

 

1188

00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:58,656

I was begging them to stop talking

 

1189

00:40:58,656 --> 00:40:59,590

because my stomach hurts

 

1190

00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,692

so much from laughing.

 

1191

00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:02,626

Yeah,

 

1192

00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:03,961

that's usually

 

1193

00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:04,595

how we are

 

1194

00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:06,464

in the background on the podcast.

 

1195

00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:07,965

Josh and I are usually on view,

 

1196

00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:10,134

but we are just like busting gut

 

1197

00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:13,204

and I think that's one of the things that

 

1198

00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:16,540

makes our podcast is a lot of fun.

 

1199

00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:18,042

I think the information

 

1200

00:41:18,042 --> 00:41:19,076

that we provide for

 

1201

00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:19,910

our listeners

 

1202

00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:22,146

is very beneficial and educational,

 

1203

00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,615

but it's not that really unique spin

 

1204

00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:26,484

between the healthy banter

 

1205

00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,018

between Wayne and Rob that

 

1206

00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:30,087

I think that our audience really loves.

 

1207

00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:31,255

I agree.

 

1208

00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:31,722

I agree.

 

1209

00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:33,524

They are they are quite the pair.

 

1210

00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:35,793

They really are.

 

1211

00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:38,562

Yes.

 

1212

00:41:38,562 --> 00:41:44,869

And they know it.

 

1213

00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:45,803

You just ask them.

 

1214

00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:47,104

They'll tell you.

 

1215

00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:53,677

That is true.

 

1216

00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:59,950

You get a ding for that one call.

 

1217

00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:00,751

Okay, ladies,

 

1218

00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:02,086

it's really been a pleasure

 

1219

00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:03,687

to be able to talk to you

 

1220

00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:06,857

and get the real scoop on Wayne and Rob.

 

1221

00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,192

Definitely enjoyed

 

1222

00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,994

having you on the podcast.

 

1223

00:42:09,994 --> 00:42:11,161

Celebrating the one year

 

1224

00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:13,597

anniversary of On the Floor.

 

1225

00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:16,734

This has been another episode and tuned

 

1226

00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:19,003

for an upcoming episode of the fourth

 

1227

00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:20,137

Wayne in Rap.

 

1228

00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:20,638

Thank you.

 

1229

00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:37,621

I mean, I think you owe.