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Hello and
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welcome to another
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episode of On the Floor
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with Wayne and Rob.
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I'm Wayne, Highlander,
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National Sales
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Manager from Bona Adhesives.
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I'm Rob Johnson from Bona Training.
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Rob, let's get right down to it.
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Good afternoon, Wayne. How are you?
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I'm good, thanks.
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Okay, Rob,
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I saw you saw you sent it to me,
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then I saw it.
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A survey
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of the Wood for Business magazine.
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I thought this was kind of fun, man.
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And this is kind of.
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This was a blast.
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I remember the other
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Wood Floor magazine a few few years ago
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did the same type of thing.
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And my son
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sent it to Peter and I
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and we sent him back the answers
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and he was just cracking up about it.
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So when I saw this, I was like, Oh,
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this is going to be a
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this is going to be fun.
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We'll have fun with this.
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So let's
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first start out by saying Kudos
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for Business magazine
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because this is their
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this is a credit where credit's due.
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We're just talking about it.
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This is something that
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survey that they sent out. So
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it's like, get
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that clear right off the bat.
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Okay.
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And it's I have never
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and there's a
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there's a there's a long list here.
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And the first one is
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I've never read over my big machine
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collection actually.
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Let's see how many we check off. Rob.
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Yeah.
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I have never run over my big
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machine caught have you.
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Have you ever ran
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over your big machine card?
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Of course.
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I think you're gonna be lying
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if you say you haven't.
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At some point.
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You ever had
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this guy, you ever had this happen.
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We are merely standing,
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having a good day.
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Mind your own business.
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And the edge guy flips a cord
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right into your machine. Right into the.
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Yeah.
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Is there anything that kills a day?
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Worse.
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Especially if it was
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paper and not a belt.
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Yeah. Yeah. Oh.
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So when they're saying this,
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I have never.
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Yeah.
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Run over my big machine caught you.
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So you would check that
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if you didn't run over.
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I think you check in if you have.
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Well, I don't know.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I. Do.
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I have never.
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So if you said I have never run over
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my big machine caught on check that box.
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Correct? Okay. Correct. Let's do that.
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Yeah. Okay.
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All right.
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I wouldn't
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check it either,
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because I have run over mine.
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I can't check that. Right.
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Okay. Number two, had a desk.
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They catch on fire.
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No, I've had to.
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I couldn't check that.
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I have never had a dust
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bag catch on fire,
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but I've had other things catch on fire.
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Have you had a bag of dust?
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Catch on fire? No, I've had
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I've had stingrays catch on fire.
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I think that's another question. Okay.
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So so there you go.
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You can check. It's an excellent down.
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Yeah, you can check that one.
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So I got. I got one.
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You got one?
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I got none.
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You get. Let's keep score here.
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All right.
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You going to keep score?
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Yeah. Like, since you make the big money.
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I got to find out about this big money
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that I'm making.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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So you got one?
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I got none.
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Not only did
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I have the bag catch on fire,
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but my pants and boots
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caught on fire, too.
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Well, that's like a it's like a
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Magic Mike episode.
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How do you educate you?
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Would you try to stamp it out?
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No, I was lazy bum
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and I didn't empty the bag.
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So the dust was also blown out.
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The bottom of the machine
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covered my boots
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and we were sanding lacquer
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at a bowling alley up in Maine.
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Yeah, not.
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Not one of the smartest days
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I had in my life. Yeah, well, that's a.
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Dull paper, full bag, and.
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And I only had about another eight feet
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to go.
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I'm like, Yeah, don't worry about it.
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Yeah. Yep.
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If you were on, like a Chippendales team
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or like a Magic Mike out in Vegas,
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I'd be a great interview
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stomping on a bag of lacquer stuff
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and then and then rip off the pants
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if they, they were after
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they were on fire.
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Yeah.
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I'd pay for that.
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I don't see me
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doing that Chippendales thing.
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I don't know.
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I had stain rags catch on fire.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, thanks. It was embarrassing, right.
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Come on. Had a homeowner come on.
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And a homeowner.
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Come on to me, Rob.
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No, never.
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And in the
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and then the last one,
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the one I was telling you about, where
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I saw in Saint Peter
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and I the questionnaire.
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Yeah.
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And he said you and Peter answered it.
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Perfect.
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Every single one.
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Right.
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Except both you losers.
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Check the one.
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Did you ever have a homeowner come on to?
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You know.
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Oh, no kidding.
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He said so.
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I can't believe it.
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He goes, Yeah,
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it was the funniest part of it.
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You both answered no to that.
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That's guilty conscience
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never happened.
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Hmm. Never happened.
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Well, now, what about you?
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Well, there is is one guy
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and there may have been a couple others,
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but I'm too stupid to know, you know.
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And definitely some old ladies.
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100% old ladies.
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Old ladies
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have always liked me
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and I'm talking like 70 and over.
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I'm a hit.
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That's like Mike, my crowd.
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Okay, I think it's some of the manners.
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I'm so nice and polite
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and everything, you know?
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Yeah, I think that's it.
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Well, they really don't know you.
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Yeah, well, true.
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That's very true.
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we going to check this box
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for you or not?
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Yes. Okay.
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That's another.
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I have never.
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To nothing. Okay.
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Gotten cut with a saw
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got cut by a saw.
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In there have been cut by a saw.
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I've never seriously been
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cut by an electric saw.
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I never been cut by
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I've never had a finger cut with
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with a skill saw or whatever and stuff
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cut back into me and got cut
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and I've got cut with a back saw
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and other saws
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but hand saws
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but never, never electrical.
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So no, not for me.
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Yeah, I.
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I was sent to the hospital one time.
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Okay, that qualifies.
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Yeah. Stitches and everything.
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And I thought that I had invented
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the greatest thing of all time.
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I took
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a little, like, three inch makita blade.
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I found an arbor,
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locked it on to that arbor
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and put it on a drill.
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And I was cutting plywood from
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underneath cabinets.
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That's insane.
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Well, you know, now
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there's one out there. I know.
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Yeah, right.
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You seen it?
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Yeah, I know.
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But I had this, like.
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Wow.
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Did you have a guard on this?
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Drives my son crazy
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that I didn't do anything with.
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No, I had no guard.
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It was just a
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blade on the end of a drill.
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Even on the edge, bro.
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But I used to run it in reverse,
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so you almost had to, like, push it
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because it was running in reverse.
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So it was slow, but man, it, it, it
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did the job, right?
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I mean.
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It's good they did. Actually. Toughest.
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Yeah, it's the toughest part
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I thought
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was always one of
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the toughest part of the kitchen
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rip out right?
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Yeah, without a doubt. Right.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So I'm in this lady's house one day.
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And.
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I'm not running the drill in reverse.
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I'm running forward,
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and I'm like, Oh, my God, what an idiot.
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This cut so much faster.
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I think I actually said that
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to myself too. What an idiot. Huh?
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So now I'm running it the wrong way,
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pulling it back to me.
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Well, it jumped out and ran
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across the floor and hit me.
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Hit me right here in the forearm.
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Wow. I have never seen.
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But it's the worst
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I've ever bled in my life.
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I've never.
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I never bled like that.
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It looked like
285
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Charles Manson was in this kitchen
286
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and the woman comes down.
287
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She was
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like a hippie.
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The woman.
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The woman.
291
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She was like a hippie, you know, here.
292
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And she comes down and she sees it
293
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and she sees all this blood everywhere.
294
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She starts flipping out,
295
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she takes her sweater off.
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She had her shirt underneath.
297
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She takes her sweater off,
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wraps it around my arm and says
299
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the hospital is about three miles
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that way.
301
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So
302
00:08:58,738 --> 00:08:58,838
know.
303
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:05,044
So I drove myself to the hospital
304
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:05,611
and I'm thinking
305
00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:06,946
this is kind of an emergency.
306
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,414
I think I'm going to park the van
307
00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,516
right here, you know.
308
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,252
So you've seen old pictures of me.
309
00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,487
I used to wear a bandana
310
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,455
all the time, right?
311
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I always had a bandana on.
312
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,660
So now I go walking in, covered in blood,
313
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wearing a bandana.
314
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And the first thing
315
00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:25,565
somebody thought I was in a gang.
316
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,767
This is a gag like, no, I'm.
317
00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:28,868
Yeah, I'm a floor guy.
318
00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,670
I got hit with a saw.
319
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So I'm in the room
320
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:32,939
and they're taking care of me
321
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:34,040
or whatever.
322
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,576
And one person came in and says,
323
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Are you the guy that was hit
324
00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,979
by the skill shot?
325
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And I'm like, No, it's a boy at the time
326
00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:43,816
called it the Bob Sock
327
00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,384
because I invented at the barbershop.
328
00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,586
Right. Okay.
329
00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,187
Yeah, I said no, it's a little bob.
330
00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,221
So I go for it's.
331
00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:49,689
Probably not
332
00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,490
the time to split hairs though.
333
00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:54,360
Ron What actually caused the injury?
334
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,895
So the guy comes in, he goes
335
00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:59,565
the table, saw you guys.
336
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:00,766
I go, No.
337
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,269
And I understood God.
338
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,537
The final guy comes in and he goes,
339
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,905
Are you the chainsaw guy?
340
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:06,639
I go.
341
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:07,873
Yeah.
342
00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:08,975
I'm embarrassed now.
343
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:11,110
How small the blade was that did
344
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,779
much damage. Is it did. You?
345
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,315
And I think it was the only time
346
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:17,216
I ever got stitches.
347
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:20,820
Eight stitches. Wow.
348
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,922
But my wife went nuts
349
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,291
when she found out that the lady made me
350
00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,695
made me drive myself to the hospital.
351
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:29,996
Wow.
352
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,430
Because I was getting kind of woozy,
353
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,165
you know, I was like, Oh.
354
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:33,332
Well,
355
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:36,302
I wonder if that doesn't qualify for her
356
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,603
coming on to you, because it might this
357
00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:38,504
that would.
358
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:40,006
She took it.
359
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,207
She did take her sweater off.
360
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,275
Yeah. Easy.
361
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,344
Okay, damage.
362
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,113
So wait a minute.
363
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,381
I got cut by a saw.
364
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,349
You taking that one or. No, no.
365
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,085
So you're not going to get a check
366
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:53,619
or you want it?
367
00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,154
No, no, I can't get a check for that.
368
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,389
I mean, it's you.
369
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,324
You been cut by a cell.
370
00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,925
Well, okay.
371
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,361
All right. Next one.
372
00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,230
Damage the customers wall.
373
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,265
Well, yeah, I can remember.
374
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:08,067
And I think just one time, actually,
375
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,036
I put a buffer through a wall
376
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,137
because I was.
377
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,438
Oh, I lost all power.
378
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,572
Couldn't see. It was dark.
379
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:14,206
There was no power.
380
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,608
There was no lights in house.
381
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,777
And I got to get my job done.
382
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,446
So I went one step too far.
383
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:21,447
So yeah.
384
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:24,050
We had, we had an old buffer that had
385
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:25,918
the lock.
386
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:26,252
You remember
387
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:27,286
you could lock the handles
388
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,287
on the old buffers.
389
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:29,255
Yeah, it.
390
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,256
Wasn't a safety switch.
391
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,158
It was like. Oh yeah, at the bottom.
392
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:32,892
The opposite.
393
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:33,959
You could just
394
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,361
hold on to the buffer
395
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,262
and then hit the latch
396
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,463
and would lock the handle launch.
397
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,564
So you couldn't have to squeeze
398
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,166
the handle any more.
399
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:42,535
Well, I had done that and pulled the cord
400
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,135
out of the wall
401
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:45,638
and Pete was over
402
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,872
there and I had yelled to Peter, go,
403
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,874
hey, can you plug that back in?
404
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:49,575
And I turned
405
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,776
and walked away from the buffer.
406
00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,978
Oh, yep, yep.
407
00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:53,879
That was pretty funny.
408
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,247
Put that right through the wall.
409
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:56,048
Yeah.
410
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:57,349
Yeah.
411
00:11:57,349 --> 00:11:58,350
Pete, one time.
412
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:01,387
Pete one time we're installing a floor.
413
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,424
I might've told the story before, but
414
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,626
I had yelled over to him,
415
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,428
Hey, the bar is back.
416
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,630
This one we were working for
417
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,364
was terrible.
418
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:13,632
So I did The Rolling Stones.
419
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,134
That was our Rolling Stones thing, right?
420
00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:16,936
The booms back. Yeah.
421
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,571
And he looked over just quick
422
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,039
and he was on the upswing
423
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,274
with the hammer and and dented the wall.
424
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,243
By now, if she had walked in
425
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,011
and she would always come in after work
426
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,913
and, you know, do a total inspection,
427
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,448
what we were doing that day,
428
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:30,950
if she had
429
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:31,584
seen this,
430
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,651
she would have wanted
431
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,720
the walls replaced in the entire house.
432
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,522
Mm hmm. Yeah.
433
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,558
So there we got a bang in the wall.
434
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,061
Now, the walls were white
435
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:42,962
for some reason.
436
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,163
I remember using the bathroom
437
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,664
and seeing toothpaste laying out.
438
00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,099
They can tease toothpaste.
439
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:48,300
You know.
440
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:48,734
I run
441
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,935
and grabbed the toothpaste
442
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,037
and filled the wall with the toothpaste.
443
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,305
Wow.
444
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,341
And it looked perfect.
445
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,543
Brilliant. It looked absolutely perfect.
446
00:12:57,676 --> 00:12:59,378
Once again thinking,
447
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,246
I really am
448
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,380
the smartest man in the world.
449
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:02,515
Yeah. Yeah.
450
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,817
Anyways, she walks in with her dog.
451
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,920
The dog goes right to the toothpaste
452
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,055
and starts licking it. Oh, my gosh.
453
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,658
So now I'm standing up against the wall,
454
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,326
like nudging the dog away,
455
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,028
and the dog is growling at me.
456
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,730
Yeah, she's yelling at the dog,
457
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,430
but the dog just
458
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,465
wants to eat the toothpaste
459
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,267
and it stuck on the wall.
460
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,234
Well, nice.
461
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,969
The good save, though.
462
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,271
It was a great save.
463
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,105
Yeah.
464
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:26,639
That was it.
465
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,741
Because, like I said, she was insane.
466
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,943
Mm. Yeah.
467
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,144
I really,
468
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:33,379
really, honestly,
469
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,281
I think the only time we damn as well
470
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,248
when all of the,
471
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,516
all the lights in the house were off
472
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:38,417
completely black,
473
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,452
it was like we got one little one
474
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:40,886
four left
475
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,855
above this before cell phones,
476
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,456
we had lights.
477
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,126
So anyhow, not a big oh right.
478
00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,695
Snooped in into customers closets
479
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:50,396
or cabinets.
480
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,166
Rob Of course I have.
481
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,034
Of course I have.
482
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,436
Yes, I haven't done it lately.
483
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:58,070
But
484
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,907
what?
485
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:04,877
Yeah, you never have. No.
486
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,645
You're kidding me.
487
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,614
I don't think so.
488
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,015
I mean, think about never.
489
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,717
You never took a look in somebody's
490
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:12,618
medicine cabinet
491
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,753
to see what psychotic drugs they were on.
492
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,488
No.
493
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,024
George, no.
494
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,660
Never looked in a drawer for a pencil or.
495
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,796
Oh, yeah, maybe some tag.
496
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,030
Maybe something for like
497
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,800
something like that. Yeah, for sure.
498
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,100
All right.
499
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,170
So maybe maybe the word being used
500
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,405
snooped is uncomfortable.
501
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,040
Snooped.
502
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,542
Yeah, because
503
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:37,576
I always figured
504
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,244
someone was always
505
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,545
watching all the time, whatever.
506
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:43,515
So I that look it now, you know,
507
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:44,717
like being somewhere
508
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,385
I shouldn't be in the house,
509
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,720
snooping for some
510
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,188
someplace I shouldn't be now.
511
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,258
Well, you're going to get another check.
512
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:53,292
I'm not going to get it checked.
513
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,426
No damage.
514
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,528
An adjacent board during a repair.
515
00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,099
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
516
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:00,966
Well, I.
517
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,034
Can't imagine anybody
518
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,736
who would say no to that. One.
519
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,336
Yeah.
520
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,472
Probably the same type of guy
521
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:06,972
that would say,
522
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:09,608
I've never snooped in another
523
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,477
closet or cabinet.
524
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,311
You're among friends.
525
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,279
You can tell the truth.
526
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,079
No, I'm kidding.
527
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,547
And I really don't think so.
528
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:15,981
All right.
529
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,783
Now, top of the next side.
530
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:20,085
Started a job at the wrong house now.
531
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,354
All right, I get a check there. Neat.
532
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:25,057
I never have either. Okay.
533
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,458
I've heard of it.
534
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,493
Yeah, me too.
535
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,093
Snack food
536
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,528
or drinks from the customers kitchen?
537
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,896
Yeah, 100%.
538
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,531
Oh, yeah, definitely.
539
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,899
I told you about my brother.
540
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,901
The job the homeowner leaves,
541
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,037
and we're saving for that.
542
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:38,904
I go back in the kitchen.
543
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:39,972
My brother's making soup
544
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,145
and he's got soup in the microwave.
545
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,947
I go, What the hell are you doing?
546
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,781
You're making soup?
547
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,182
I go, Yeah, I get that.
548
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,016
But what.
549
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:53,552
You can't.
550
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,587
Be making soup is
551
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,756
and and he's sitting
552
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:58,557
down on the kitchen table
553
00:15:58,557 --> 00:15:59,992
eating it when I'm talking to him.
554
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,161
And he goes, No, I fixed it.
555
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:02,594
You mean he goes,
556
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:03,729
I took care of everything.
557
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,965
We're good. I go, Well, what do you mean?
558
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,334
Because there's painters on the job
559
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,301
too, right?
560
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,669
Because I took a little paint
561
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,405
and I put it on the microwave, the.
562
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,506
The gluttonous.
563
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,543
Is hard to argue with genius.
564
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:18,143
Rob
565
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:22,081
So at that point, that point
566
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,415
I had some soup too.
567
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,483
Absolutely. Yeah.
568
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,385
You should have joined in. Yeah.
569
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:29,755
I mean, that is such a great one.
570
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,223
I love. That one. Yeah.
571
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,058
You can't argue with that response.
572
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,593
There's a lot of listeners out there
573
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,995
who are going to do that tomorrow.
574
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,696
You know, it. Will blame me.
575
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:39,031
All right.
576
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,466
So you snack food?
577
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:41,934
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
578
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,003
You got every meal. We all did.
579
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,704
Yeah. You know.
580
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:46,839
You get hungry.
581
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,507
Falling asleep on the job.
582
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,575
Oh, yeah.
583
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:50,943
100%.
584
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:51,543
We, my brother
585
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:55,080
and I showed up to a job one time.
586
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,682
It's in Cisco.
587
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,583
We had been working
588
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,585
so many weekends, man, and so many.
589
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,986
And we're on a run, you know what I mean?
590
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:02,988
We got to get this job done.
591
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,390
The next job starting.
592
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,224
We get that done in
593
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,325
time to get the next stop.
594
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,660
We were on a run of jobs
595
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,129
and we were so tired.
596
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:10,863
On a monday morning
597
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,797
we started this new job
598
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:12,564
and I told my brother
599
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:13,632
John, I said, John, I love
600
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,734
I don't care what we get done today,
601
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,069
I don't care. I'm not put any pressure.
602
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,170
Whatever we get done, we get done.
603
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,405
We just got to get there. Okay.
604
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,773
He goes, Yeah, okay.
605
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:21,306
We get there.
606
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,276
We drive into the older lady.
607
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,177
After she got finished
608
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,413
coming on to me, she left for the day.
609
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:27,913
And
610
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:29,915
so we leave you
611
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,817
watch you walk out and leave.
612
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,352
And then John sits down in the
613
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,153
OR easy chair
614
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,921
and I get the chair next to him
615
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,256
and there's a shade.
616
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,525
John puts the shawl around him
617
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,393
and then I put one a blanket around me
618
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,095
and we slept for a glorious hour
619
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,696
and a half or so,
620
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,699
and it was the best feeling in the world.
621
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:48,634
And we got up,
622
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:49,568
we started Job,
623
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,903
we sang a little bit, you know.
624
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,839
And we go home.
625
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:58,710
We were a friend of ours, Tony Circle.
626
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,746
I'm going to say his name outside.
627
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,216
He's a he was a
628
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,585
linesmen referee in the NHL
629
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,688
and we had installed floors in his house.
630
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,325
And so we've known Tony forever.
631
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,294
We install floors in his house.
632
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,261
We put a coat on
633
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,296
and he said,
634
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,263
Yeah, we're going to be gone
635
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,832
for a week or two.
636
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:20,732
So
637
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,868
this is maybe three days
638
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,103
before he's supposed to come home.
639
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:24,837
Everything's fine.
640
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,772
We're way ahead of schedule,
641
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,040
you know, everything went great.
642
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,944
And he had bought a new bed for his kids.
643
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:35,347
So there's these brand new beds upstairs
644
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,450
with no sheets or anything.
645
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,118
Just.
646
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:42,187
Just the bed. Right?
647
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,056
So peak night, we're coton,
648
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,125
we're using water bass.
649
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,526
So I said,
650
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,196
why don't we just sit up here
651
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,231
and we'll just turn the TV
652
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,265
on, hang out up here?
653
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,434
It was like a Saturday afternoon.
654
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,870
I go, you know, we'll just hang here.
655
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:58,737
This thing will be dry
656
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:00,038
in a couple hours
657
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,240
and we just throw another coat on
658
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,441
and take off.
659
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,810
He's like, Yeah, good idea.
660
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,345
Well, we turn the TV on
661
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,646
in this daughter's bedroom.
662
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,448
There's two beds in there
663
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:12,885
and we fall fast asleep.
664
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,186
Now, he's not supposed to be home
665
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:15,821
for three days.
666
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,223
Him and his wife and the kids
667
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:21,293
come in like, Oh, like Goldilocks.
668
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,895
Are you kidding me?
669
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,897
They come in and there we are.
670
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,199
Oh, yeah.
671
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,168
It's now we're friends with him.
672
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,836
We have known Tony.
673
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,338
Tony used to ref our beard.
674
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,907
League games
675
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,575
are adult men's hockey
676
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,243
league barely games.
677
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,179
Tony was a rough there
678
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,548
talk about from rags to riches
679
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:43,448
Tony started
680
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,951
reffing these barely kids games
681
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:49,087
barely high school college semi-pro,
682
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,190
no pro hockey all the way up.
683
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,724
Now he's a superstar.
684
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,927
He actually just retired.
685
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,495
But it was the end.
686
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,397
So we've known him. He's our friend.
687
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:03,302
But still, it was the most awkward.
688
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,237
Too bad look.
689
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,738
It's a bad look.
690
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,875
Yeah, and especially where ear I
691
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,077
sometimes I sleep ugly, drooling
692
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,012
and they're shaking us.
693
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,215
They're shaking us to get us awake.
694
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,951
It wasn't like we just heard him walk in.
695
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,153
It's like, hey.
696
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,722
Hey, whoa, oh, oh, man.
697
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,457
No matter what we say.
698
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:26,024
Yeah, no.
699
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,694
We did it all nighter.
700
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,096
We bailed. We've been here forever.
701
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,864
They matter. No.
702
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,866
Nothing is a bad look.
703
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,501
Nothing we say.
704
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,970
And every time you see him, it's
705
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,705
like you're the time
706
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:42,007
we had to wake you and Pete up. Yeah.
707
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:43,508
Yeah, we. Are.
708
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:44,776
There's a thing,
709
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:45,577
you know,
710
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,479
on the surface that sounds creepy.
711
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,680
You know what I mean?
712
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,217
But it's the innocent, you know, you two,
713
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,085
you're tired.
714
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,386
You know what I mean?
715
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,822
I would have never laid in that bed
716
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:57,823
if Ted had.
717
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,725
No, it was like that.
718
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,126
Because you got class.
719
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:09,101
Yeah.
720
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,271
So an animal.
721
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:12,704
Did you. Look.
722
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,139
Did you look at the kids in the eye
723
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,407
as you left?
724
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,442
I couldn't look at anybody.
725
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,510
I mean, as. Yeah.
726
00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,479
And I could feel his wife
727
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,314
not looking at me like, oh.
728
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,181
Of course.
729
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,950
He was even trying to laugh it off
730
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,585
with his wife and everything, but.
731
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:27,719
Not having it.
732
00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:29,921
Yeah, well, think about it right now.
733
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:30,722
How are the wife
734
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:31,857
and the kids ever going
735
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,492
to go back into that room?
736
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,027
Oh, yeah, Mom, I don't want to.
737
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,395
I don't want to sleep in that bed now.
738
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:38,330
Mom, I can't sleep in there.
739
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,465
Yeah, after. Mommy.
740
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,667
I probably just said,
741
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,335
let me buy the kids new beds.
742
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:47,706
Can you ever see him in town after that?
743
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,675
Mom, there go that man again. I
744
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:54,980
just.
745
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,682
Just flipped that mattress over.
746
00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,216
It'll be okay.
747
00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,819
Let's go. Let's roll of the yoke.
748
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,154
This whole time.
749
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,789
This rash comes and goes.
750
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:04,923
It's nice.
751
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,858
It's not a big deal.
752
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:07,459
Look.
753
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,162
I'm. I'm saying you.
754
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,129
You weren't supposed to be home
755
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,831
until Tuesday. That's right.
756
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,166
Whose fault is that?
757
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,501
I thought it was Tuesday and. Yes.
758
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,203
And he's like, not even laughing.
759
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:19,237
He's like, well,
760
00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:20,038
we're in the Cape
761
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,006
and there was big storm.
762
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:21,707
So we said, well,
763
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,442
you know, let's get out of here.
764
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,577
Whose fault is it really then? Right?
765
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,913
Yeah.
766
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,514
Look at the calendar, buddy.
767
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,650
Is this Tuesday all right?
768
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,987
Had a finished job, peeled crawfish I.
769
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:37,956
Yeah. You know.
770
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,524
You're not in this business
771
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,326
any length of time doing records
772
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,561
and doing all these different jobs
773
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,029
you run across or whatever,
774
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,564
coding different situations.
775
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,499
Even if it's just one board
776
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:48,734
I had before we just one
777
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,335
bored would would crawl,
778
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:51,536
you know what I mean.
779
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,572
So yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
780
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,539
You two.
781
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,974
Yeah, of course.
782
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:57,142
Yeah.
783
00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,078
And it was 100% my fault.
784
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,748
Mm. It was back.
785
00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,249
We were doing a poorly job
786
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:07,386
and it was right when we
787
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,286
started to figure it out.
788
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:09,621
Water and
789
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,323
the hot coding thing with water.
790
00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:12,023
Right.
791
00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:14,092
And I think
792
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,694
at the time the water we were using
793
00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:15,994
it was
794
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:17,996
you had like 8 hours to get a hot cocoa
795
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,832
and after 8 hours you needed two.
796
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,334
So I'm thinking this hot going,
797
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:23,969
why the hell can we hot cold oil?
798
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,971
I never called anybody.
799
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,139
I never asked anybody,
800
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:27,939
never did anything.
801
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:31,176
So one day I, I called it oil.
802
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,211
And, you know,
803
00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:34,246
Pete's coming in with a buffer,
804
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,747
and I'm like, Now let's stroke
805
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,116
donuts now, you know, it'll stick.
806
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,785
You fooled around and found out.
807
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:41,987
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
808
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,456
I mean, we found out the next day.
809
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:46,958
Wow, you found out that quick
810
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,327
that you don't hot coat oil.
811
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:52,697
And yeah that's a tough that.
812
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,300
That was a tough right.
813
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,636
Falling on wet finish.
814
00:23:57,803 --> 00:24:00,439
Yeah.
815
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,540
One
816
00:24:02,307 --> 00:24:05,343
of the first jobs I was ever on as a kid.
817
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,612
I mean.
818
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:12,184
Maybe ten, 11 years old.
819
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,319
And this is such a kid thing to say.
820
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:15,320
You look back at it, right?
821
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,457
And so
822
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,324
my dad and uncle
823
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,326
are coding some lengths, right?
824
00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:23,328
Putting lacquer down, coating the lines.
825
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:25,764
And I looked at my father
826
00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:26,698
and I go, can you what?
827
00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:27,866
Can you walk on that
828
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,435
it was soaking wet, but I'm a kid, right?
829
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,037
I go. Can you can you walk on that?
830
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,805
He goes, Yeah, sure, yeah.
831
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,707
You can walk all over that.
832
00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:36,975
Well I took two steps out
833
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:37,943
there, hit the grit,
834
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:38,243
you know,
835
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,912
slip fell, rolled around in it,
836
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,314
had it in my hair and everything.
837
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:43,748
Oh, man.
838
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,984
Now you think you know my uncle and dad
839
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,253
would have been mad or whatever?
840
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,387
They thought it was the funniest thing
841
00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:49,888
in the world.
842
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:50,555
They say, Oh,
843
00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:50,889
my God,
844
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,190
you look like a fish out of water
845
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,425
flopping around
846
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,026
trying to get up, slip and fall.
847
00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:55,460
And again,
848
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:56,862
they thought it was hysterical.
849
00:24:56,862 --> 00:24:58,463
So yeah.
850
00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:01,366
I've I've slept JoePa.
851
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,568
Yeah, I have.
852
00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:05,303
I've slept in days a couple of times.
853
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:05,570
Yeah.
854
00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,238
It's a
855
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,506
it just makes you mad
856
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,508
more than anything else.
857
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,244
I can see the job, like yesterday.
858
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:12,878
And I went outside
859
00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:14,379
and I put the T-bar over my knee
860
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:17,315
when I got done and broke it in half
861
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,818
because we were coming down a hallway,
862
00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:20,719
I was almost done
863
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:23,522
and I had half halfway decent clothes on,
864
00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,191
you know what I mean? And I feel ugly.
865
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,426
And so yeah, man, I was mad.
866
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,896
And yeah, I think we've improved.
867
00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:31,863
Yeah.
868
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:32,898
If you've done this long enough,
869
00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:33,832
you probably going to fall in
870
00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:34,866
and whatever.
871
00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,969
Yeah. All right.
872
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:38,737
Gotten stain,
873
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:41,806
finish on the carpeting, tile, etcetera.
874
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:47,245
We never had any major, major incidents
875
00:25:47,245 --> 00:25:48,847
at all. I think the worst
876
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,852
was.
877
00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:55,854
Oh, well, actually the worst was my,
878
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:58,089
my father in law's driveway
879
00:25:58,089 --> 00:25:58,957
and it was bad.
880
00:25:58,957 --> 00:25:59,624
And this was
881
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,293
I wasn't married very long at the time.
882
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:02,027
And, and he didn't
883
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:02,827
he still was the point.
884
00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,095
We didn't like me.
885
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:05,630
I felt
886
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,999
his daughter could have done better.
887
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:09,501
And we
888
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,936
I turned the corner into his driveway
889
00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:11,736
and him and it back.
890
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,805
They have a long, long, 300 foot
891
00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:14,940
long driveway.
892
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,507
And in the back
893
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:17,809
they were working on antique furniture.
894
00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,644
And I turned the corner,
895
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:20,679
unbeknownst to me,
896
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:21,746
as I turn the corner,
897
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,214
staying in in the van
898
00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:25,684
fell over on the side, out of the side,
899
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:26,985
the side door, you know,
900
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:28,720
it didn't fall out of the door,
901
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,656
but it fell into that that step.
902
00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:32,624
And it was spilling out
903
00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:34,993
the van as I was driving up the driveway
904
00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:36,161
and I was driving up
905
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:36,628
and, you know,
906
00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:37,329
and I look at him
907
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,396
and he's looking at me
908
00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:40,565
and he's looking and I he throws
909
00:26:40,565 --> 00:26:43,802
what was it, two on the ground.
910
00:26:43,802 --> 00:26:44,936
I spent the next
911
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,105
the rest of the day with paint thinner
912
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,574
and a wire brush and him standing over me
913
00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:50,809
trying to get to stay.
914
00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:52,577
That was probably the worse.
915
00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:54,546
Were you dating her at the time?
916
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,314
We'd just gotten married.
917
00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:58,183
Yeah. Oh, even worse.
918
00:26:58,183 --> 00:26:59,451
Yeah, yeah.
919
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:00,552
Oh, man.
920
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:01,853
But not really on the job.
921
00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:04,122
Nothing really? No disasters.
922
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:05,123
I'm sorry.
923
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,424
You're not going to get a check for that
924
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:08,326
because it says tile, etc..
925
00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:09,461
Yeah, yeah,
926
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,295
I'm going to I'm
927
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,596
going to put the driveway in
928
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,098
is definitely and etc..
929
00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:14,766
I mean that's yeah.
930
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,167
Okay. Yeah.
931
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,035
I would think that
932
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:18,069
there would have been something,
933
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:19,337
some carpet somewhere.
934
00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:21,139
I mean maybe a few like a,
935
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,507
I mean barely strands,
936
00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:24,209
but we could clip out or whatever
937
00:27:24,209 --> 00:27:25,877
but nothing honest to God.
938
00:27:25,877 --> 00:27:27,679
No real, no disasters.
939
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:29,414
And
940
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:33,051
I have one that was a disaster.
941
00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:34,085
Of course,
942
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,988
the good thing was it was on the edges
943
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,090
and was in a doorway
944
00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:39,691
and it was,
945
00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:41,359
you know, brand new white carpet.
946
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:42,394
And
947
00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:45,530
man, oh, man, we just
948
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:46,998
couldn't couldn't clean it off.
949
00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,267
And I was like, this is it.
950
00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:50,702
It bled under taped.
951
00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:53,171
It was a. Nightmare. Yeah.
952
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,373
So we have a buddy who's a carpet guy
953
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:57,275
and, you know,
954
00:27:57,275 --> 00:27:58,343
we swap work
955
00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,577
back and forth and everything.
956
00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:01,446
And so I call him up
957
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:03,014
and actually his name was Pete, too.
958
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,683
I go, Pete, we have, you know,
959
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,651
really screwed up.
960
00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:08,119
A. White carpet, you know?
961
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:08,687
And he goes, Well,
962
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,755
did you try this chemical? Yeah.
963
00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,424
And I said, Nope.
964
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:14,292
And he goes, Where is it?
965
00:28:14,292 --> 00:28:18,897
Literally he was there in under an hour.
966
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,265
He goes, Where's the problem?
967
00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:22,200
And I'm like, Look, look here, look here.
968
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:22,734
Well, at first
969
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:23,835
he used this cleaner
970
00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:25,770
that cleaned up a bunch of it,
971
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:27,872
which I was just blown away,
972
00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:29,007
which I can
973
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:30,942
remember the name of that stuff.
974
00:28:30,942 --> 00:28:31,976
And then the parts
975
00:28:31,976 --> 00:28:33,478
that he couldn't clean,
976
00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:35,747
he got out is his knee thing.
977
00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:37,015
You know, that kicker thing they use?
978
00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:37,816
Yeah.
979
00:28:37,816 --> 00:28:39,451
And he just re stretched the carpet
980
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:41,720
in a couple of places. Well.
981
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,221
No kidding. Yeah.
982
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:44,689
Yeah he
983
00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:47,826
that so I can't trash all carpet guys.
984
00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:48,026
I mean,
985
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:51,196
that guy saved me thousands of dollars.
986
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,630
That's a good guy, man.
987
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,099
Thousands of dollars.
988
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:56,134
And, you know, all he said was,
989
00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:56,868
buy me dinner.
990
00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:58,436
We went out to dinner and
991
00:28:58,436 --> 00:28:59,304
beers and stuff.
992
00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:01,239
I mean, didn't even charge us. So.
993
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,107
Wow, there's some
994
00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:03,975
still some good people out there.
995
00:29:03,975 --> 00:29:05,276
Yes, sir. Absolutely.
996
00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:07,612
There you go. All right.
997
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,114
Send it through.
998
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:09,347
Where?
999
00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:10,148
There
1000
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:12,817
are.
1001
00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:18,289
No, no, I haven't bombed it.
1002
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:19,591
I didn't.
1003
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,559
So I'm I'm going to
1004
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:22,727
I'm going to get
1005
00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:25,764
a score there for me to do so.
1006
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:26,464
Yeah.
1007
00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:28,500
But a knowing that that this is
1008
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:29,667
it could be
1009
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,202
we we warn them ahead of time
1010
00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:33,738
and it was so negligible, so small
1011
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,039
that it wasn't really an issue.
1012
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,207
We could disguise it, whatever,
1013
00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:37,575
and paint a little couple of areas,
1014
00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:38,610
but nothing really major.
1015
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,078
And we knew going into it
1016
00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:43,081
and, and we didn't, wasn't like it
1017
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:44,816
didn't become a deal. I'll say that.
1018
00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:47,852
But you did see it through the world.
1019
00:29:47,852 --> 00:29:49,420
Yeah. Yeah.
1020
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:51,856
Okay. Yeah.
1021
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,091
Well, you can't do that.
1022
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,559
What are you, an attorney?
1023
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:55,293
Well.
1024
00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:57,262
Yeah, on this I am.
1025
00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:59,597
I'm two points behind you, so.
1026
00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:00,932
Yeah. Okay. All right.
1027
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,267
I am going to.
1028
00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:03,701
All right.
1029
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,870
Last one.
1030
00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:06,905
We're out of the groove.
1031
00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:08,473
That the wrong death?
1032
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:10,875
Yes. No.
1033
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:13,011
No kidding. No, sir.
1034
00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:13,812
All right.
1035
00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:15,713
I think he did a lot more installs
1036
00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:16,748
than I did.
1037
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:17,515
Okay.
1038
00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:18,082
Well,
1039
00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:20,418
I really pulled it out here at the end.
1040
00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:24,022
So how did you do that?
1041
00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:26,558
You know, just did a lot of leasing
1042
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,293
and a lot of a lot of border work.
1043
00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:29,894
A lot of you know, stuff like that.
1044
00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:31,563
And at some point,
1045
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:32,597
you know, you're going to sell it.
1046
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:33,998
And what I mean is the wrong depth.
1047
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,934
I mean, you're talking
1048
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:38,469
just a 64th of an inch.
1049
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:39,938
It will make a difference sometimes.
1050
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:42,407
So you really don't want to take
1051
00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:43,675
you really are
1052
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,109
kind of splitting hairs here.
1053
00:30:45,109 --> 00:30:45,543
Okay.
1054
00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:46,211
Well,
1055
00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:47,645
it was just a little
1056
00:30:47,645 --> 00:30:50,048
she was just a little pregnant.
1057
00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:50,648
Well,
1058
00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:52,584
it wasn't a huge bank that I robbed.
1059
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,619
It was just a small liquor store.
1060
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,087
And they got a lot of money.
1061
00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:58,456
Yeah, they're insured.
1062
00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:00,225
But I'll say this.
1063
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:01,593
Oh, let me tell you this.
1064
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,795
Let's, let's let's sum this up.
1065
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,198
The amount of money I spent
1066
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:09,901
repairing damages
1067
00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,237
that we've done to properties
1068
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:13,271
and the homeowner,
1069
00:31:13,271 --> 00:31:15,874
you know, homeowners and jobs or whatever
1070
00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:18,710
in my entire career
1071
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:23,748
and I am I was on a lie detector.
1072
00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:25,583
I would say this, okay, a
1073
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,886
my entire career
1074
00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,422
it wasn't
1075
00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:33,992
I don't think it was $2,000.
1076
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:35,159
I really don't.
1077
00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:36,461
Now, I'm going to say that
1078
00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:38,396
I'll do this with a caveat, though.
1079
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,597
We had a small company,
1080
00:31:39,597 --> 00:31:40,598
just my two brothers
1081
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,400
and a few other guys, right?
1082
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,468
So it wasn't like, now
1083
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:46,037
if I had eight, ten, 12, 15 guys,
1084
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,472
it would obviously the more
1085
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:49,340
Oh no, take that back.
1086
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,276
It just one came to me right now.
1087
00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:51,976
Actually, I didn't
1088
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,144
I didn't have to pay for this one.
1089
00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:54,379
But this I'll tell you that my worst.
1090
00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,314
Okay. I'll tell you my worst one.
1091
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,749
And this is actually pretty funny.
1092
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,051
Well, not it. Well, I'll tell you.
1093
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:02,520
So I towards the end of my career,
1094
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:03,821
I knew this person
1095
00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:05,123
that owned a retail store.
1096
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:06,691
I didn't serve the retailers.
1097
00:32:06,691 --> 00:32:07,425
We did our own thing.
1098
00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,027
I never I never did that.
1099
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,561
But towards the end of my career,
1100
00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:11,696
for a couple of years, I did that.
1101
00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:13,364
This one person, I knew him.
1102
00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:15,033
We were at a friend's and whatever,
1103
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:15,900
and they were struggling
1104
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:16,935
to get people to do so.
1105
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:17,769
I once in a while
1106
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,804
I would kind of cherry pick the jobs
1107
00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:21,706
and it worked out pretty good and I would
1108
00:32:21,706 --> 00:32:22,707
I would do so.
1109
00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:23,675
So they called me up one day.
1110
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:24,275
They said, Wayne,
1111
00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:26,611
is there any way you
1112
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,146
could go out and finish this job?
1113
00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:29,714
The homeowner absolutely hates
1114
00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:31,516
the guy that did the work.
1115
00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:31,816
There's only
1116
00:32:31,816 --> 00:32:33,851
a few things that have to be done
1117
00:32:33,851 --> 00:32:36,087
and there's a piece of baseboard
1118
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:37,455
you got to be put on
1119
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,123
maybe a few bits of trim,
1120
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,626
just very minor amounts of stuff. Right.
1121
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,928
But he's just livid at the other guy.
1122
00:32:43,928 --> 00:32:45,263
And we just want to get out of this
1123
00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:45,930
get you know,
1124
00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:47,865
I said, fine, no problem, I'll go do it.
1125
00:32:47,865 --> 00:32:49,434
So I met the guy.
1126
00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:50,368
Very, very nice
1127
00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,736
house in Alamo, California.
1128
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:53,304
Nice, really nice neighborhood.
1129
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,373
And and I'm talking to him
1130
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:56,274
outside the front door,
1131
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:58,376
which is a big, nice, beautiful wooden
1132
00:32:58,376 --> 00:32:58,876
front door
1133
00:32:58,876 --> 00:33:00,478
with heavy glass in the middle of it.
1134
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:02,780
Right. And we're sitting. There.
1135
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,016
In there
1136
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,584
and he's telling me all the reason
1137
00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:08,286
why he hates the last guy.
1138
00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,154
Right. And I don't I don't know.
1139
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:10,788
It's none of my business.
1140
00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:11,556
I will. Yeah, no.
1141
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:12,557
Yeah, I totally get it.
1142
00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:14,192
No, no, no problem. I understand.
1143
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:15,827
I understand the scope of the work.
1144
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,028
And let's walk through it.
1145
00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:18,463
Make sure you get everything checked off
1146
00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:19,931
and everything and. Okay, great.
1147
00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:20,264
Get along.
1148
00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:20,798
Fantastic.
1149
00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:21,466
He's finally good.
1150
00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:22,600
That you happy that there's
1151
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,369
a professional here, right?
1152
00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,372
So I is the problem.
1153
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,241
So I get out my compressor,
1154
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:31,642
turn the compressor on.
1155
00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:32,577
First thing I do is I,
1156
00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:34,345
you know, you got you connect
1157
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,280
hose the compressor
1158
00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:38,016
I connected it
1159
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,384
almost all the way and let go
1160
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:39,984
and it shut
1161
00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:41,753
that son of a gun out and hit that door
1162
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:47,258
and shattered the entire door.
1163
00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:48,192
The guy looks at me.
1164
00:33:50,828 --> 00:33:52,797
That, God, the adults are here.
1165
00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:53,765
Yes.
1166
00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:56,034
There's no words, man.
1167
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:56,701
I.
1168
00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:59,003
I said, Hey, man,
1169
00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:00,338
it is what it is.
1170
00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:02,707
Well, we'll take care of it.
1171
00:34:03,107 --> 00:34:04,542
I mean, I don't even know what to say.
1172
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,244
Man is beyond.
1173
00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:08,179
I am.
1174
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:09,047
I'm probably more upset
1175
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:09,680
than you are about it
1176
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,882
because I highly doubt it.
1177
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,583
I doubt it, right? Yeah. Yeah.
1178
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,718
So I got.
1179
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:14,152
So anyhow,
1180
00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,421
that was the absolute 100% worst
1181
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:17,955
and I don't know what that cost
1182
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,957
because I, it was a long time.
1183
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:21,526
Ago that falls under the one where
1184
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,294
people go, Yeah, I feel your pain.
1185
00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:25,229
Do you are you sure? Yeah. Yeah.
1186
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,131
Have you are you kidding me?
1187
00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:28,766
Is it's throbbing pretty good?
1188
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:32,336
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1189
00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:36,407
All right, Rob, you.
1190
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:37,442
What was that?
1191
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,043
I don't know what the question again.
1192
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:40,978
Oh, you were.
1193
00:34:40,978 --> 00:34:41,712
We were done.
1194
00:34:41,712 --> 00:34:43,214
But you were talking about damages.
1195
00:34:43,214 --> 00:34:44,782
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1196
00:34:44,782 --> 00:34:46,884
Because you said.
1197
00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:47,752
Yeah, I'm just saying,
1198
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,087
I just did a little
1199
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:49,921
little difference whatever.
1200
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:50,855
But the really
1201
00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:52,790
I mean, honestly got into a career
1202
00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:53,257
that long.
1203
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,526
We've been very, very, very fortunate.
1204
00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:56,094
That.
1205
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,096
I backed into a garage door
1206
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,530
pretty good one time.
1207
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:00,765
That was pretty stupid.
1208
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:04,435
That cost us some money.
1209
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,336
I think the
1210
00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:08,506
the one that cost us a ton while we
1211
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:09,407
we ended up
1212
00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:10,274
not getting paid
1213
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,844
because of the damages that we did.
1214
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:13,544
I was
1215
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,448
it was a really old home,
1216
00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:20,051
really old, you know, 100 and plus.
1217
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,019
And it was one of those floors
1218
00:35:22,019 --> 00:35:24,956
that didn't have a subfloor.
1219
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,290
It was just
1220
00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:29,494
floor laid on the Joyce
1221
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,996
and you could see the ceiling underneath.
1222
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:35,366
Well, they were we were redoing this home
1223
00:35:35,366 --> 00:35:36,400
and everything they wanted
1224
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,069
everything to be like
1225
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,304
the old days type thing.
1226
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:41,506
So they didn't do sheetrock.
1227
00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,908
They had a guy plasterer.
1228
00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:44,942
Yeah, well.
1229
00:35:44,942 --> 00:35:46,944
A plasterer come in and, you know,
1230
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:48,579
re plaster the whole place.
1231
00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:50,715
So I'm upstairs in
1232
00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:53,117
a closet, putting in a patch and,
1233
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,420
you know, I don't know how it happened.
1234
00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:59,457
I gave a whack to the chisel
1235
00:35:59,457 --> 00:36:01,459
and I kind of slipped through
1236
00:36:01,459 --> 00:36:04,395
and the chisel went through the ceiling
1237
00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,199
because it was there was nothing there.
1238
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,734
Right? It was just wood.
1239
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:12,436
And then. The ceiling.
1240
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:13,638
So
1241
00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:16,874
I'm going downstairs and Pete is looking
1242
00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,409
at me because he's coming upstairs.
1243
00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:21,279
He knew something had happened
1244
00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:21,946
and he goes,
1245
00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:24,248
You are not going to believe this.
1246
00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:26,817
And I go, And that's a it's a small hole.
1247
00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:27,451
We can fix it.
1248
00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:29,387
It's just a small
1249
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:32,757
well, a plaster ceiling is one piece.
1250
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:35,193
Oh, man.
1251
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,294
The whole thing
1252
00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,963
split like in two different ways.
1253
00:36:39,597 --> 00:36:41,199
Big chunks were coming out.
1254
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:41,933
I mean, you would have thought
1255
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,668
I was jumping up and down in this thing
1256
00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:46,037
that cost us.
1257
00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,104
That was a big one.
1258
00:36:47,104 --> 00:36:48,005
I mean,
1259
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:49,540
that was more than a few hundred
1260
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,541
bucks on that one.
1261
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,710
Yeah, that's ugly, stupid.
1262
00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:54,445
I'll tell you real quick.
1263
00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,080
And then we have to go now.
1264
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,748
I worked in construction one time
1265
00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:59,183
and I was in the labor union.
1266
00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:00,218
And, you know,
1267
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,319
we ran a jackhammer all day.
1268
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:03,554
And also we had a hole.
1269
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:06,290
We had a hole that was like 12 feet deep.
1270
00:37:06,757 --> 00:37:07,892
And I don't know,
1271
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:08,793
it was a pipe through there.
1272
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:10,928
So we had a maybe
1273
00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:12,396
six feet wide, 12 feet deep.
1274
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:12,964
We're down and all.
1275
00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:15,733
It's muddy, it's dirty, it's miserable.
1276
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,068
It's in the wintertime.
1277
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,769
And I had to put four by fours up
1278
00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,504
in plywood to kind of shore up
1279
00:37:20,504 --> 00:37:21,505
when you're down that deep.
1280
00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:22,707
Actually, by ocean standards,
1281
00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:23,474
we should have been done
1282
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:24,075
totally differently.
1283
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,409
But, you know, whatever.
1284
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,978
So I was working now
1285
00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:27,745
this other guy down here
1286
00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:28,512
from New Orleans,
1287
00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:29,447
I could not understand
1288
00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:30,848
what this dude was talking about.
1289
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:32,250
Yeah, the heaviest accent
1290
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,718
I've ever heard. Right?
1291
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,386
So he's down there
1292
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:36,687
and he's is bent down
1293
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:38,155
looking at this fight, whatever.
1294
00:37:38,155 --> 00:37:39,724
And I'm going to get out of the hole now.
1295
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,892
Okay, so I step on these four by fours
1296
00:37:41,892 --> 00:37:43,127
that I built.
1297
00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:43,361
Okay?
1298
00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:45,429
I did this assembly.
1299
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,432
When I stepped on a four by four, it
1300
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:49,667
the nails came out of gave way
1301
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:51,235
and it slammed down on his his head
1302
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:52,937
and he's doubled over in pain, man.
1303
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,505
And he has and. He's.
1304
00:37:54,505 --> 00:37:57,908
Cursing me out in in his New Orleans
1305
00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:58,643
accent, man.
1306
00:37:58,643 --> 00:37:59,010
And I don't know
1307
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,044
what the hell he's talking about,
1308
00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:00,811
but he's mad.
1309
00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:03,114
He's a big doo doo man. He's not.
1310
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,115
And we just the first day
1311
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,383
we work together
1312
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,818
and I go, Oh, man, I'm so sorry, man.
1313
00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:09,153
That's messed up, man.
1314
00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:11,355
So he goes, Well, he's finished
1315
00:38:11,355 --> 00:38:12,156
rapping this fight, man.
1316
00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:13,057
We get out of here.
1317
00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:15,026
So the big heavy roll of like,
1318
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:15,860
pick your duct tape,
1319
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,028
it is way heavier and way
1320
00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:17,862
bigger than that.
1321
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:20,231
We finished the last rap on this tape.
1322
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:21,232
All right, cool.
1323
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:21,866
So I take it
1324
00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:28,072
I throw the tape outside the hole right?
1325
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:29,607
He's still bent over, like messes
1326
00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:30,341
things round.
1327
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,310
Well, the tape rolled back down,
1328
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,177
hit the dude back,
1329
00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:33,577
come down,
1330
00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:36,047
had to do back in the head again.
1331
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:39,216
So damn, boy, I can't work with you, man.
1332
00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:42,286
In the.
1333
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:42,653
Yeah.
1334
00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:44,088
So I guess it's
1335
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:45,556
every industry has got him.
1336
00:38:45,556 --> 00:38:47,825
All right, we, we owe one more.
1337
00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:49,160
I got to tell you,
1338
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,861
this one just mentioned in the pipe
1339
00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:54,965
when Pete and I were still working
1340
00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:55,933
for the family business,
1341
00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:59,837
doing bowling alleys,
1342
00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:01,238
my grandfather's warehouse,
1343
00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:02,340
he had a huge warehouse
1344
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,408
behind the bowling alley that he owned,
1345
00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:06,344
and that's where all his stuff was.
1346
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,112
So they were knocking down
1347
00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:09,347
some walls in the warehouse.
1348
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:09,980
They were going to put up
1349
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,783
brand new offices and everything.
1350
00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:15,086
So my grandfather tells Pete and I
1351
00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:17,288
take down this wall,
1352
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:18,589
this wall, this wall,
1353
00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:20,624
and he walks over and he says, Rob,
1354
00:39:20,658 --> 00:39:21,425
you come here for a minute.
1355
00:39:21,425 --> 00:39:22,159
Now, behind
1356
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:24,462
this wall was a flight of stairs
1357
00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:26,163
going down into the basement
1358
00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:28,366
of this warehouse.
1359
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:28,966
And then,
1360
00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:29,700
like right
1361
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:33,070
in the middle of that stairwell
1362
00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:35,773
was a sprinkler head.
1363
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:36,073
You know,
1364
00:39:36,073 --> 00:39:38,709
they had done a pipe right over.
1365
00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:41,345
And he says to me, Whatever you do,
1366
00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:45,049
don't hit the sprinkler head.
1367
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,817
I'm like, Grandpa, no.
1368
00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:49,053
Okay, you got it.
1369
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,423
Okay, so we're not into this job
1370
00:39:52,423 --> 00:39:54,625
for 15 minutes.
1371
00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:56,961
The sledgehammer goes through the wall
1372
00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:57,895
and it was me
1373
00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,997
swinging it through the wall
1374
00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:03,000
like I tried to hit the sprinkler
1375
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,403
head on purpose.
1376
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,506
I knocked thing right off.
1377
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:12,143
Okay, couple of things
1378
00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,177
about sprinkler heads
1379
00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:15,780
that I never knew until that day.
1380
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,948
The amount of pressure of the water
1381
00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:19,950
in a sprinkler head
1382
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:20,751
is like nothing
1383
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:22,787
you've ever seen in your life.
1384
00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:23,654
Man.
1385
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:26,857
I mean, if you haven't seen it yet,
1386
00:40:26,857 --> 00:40:28,426
just think of as much pressure
1387
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,728
as you could possibly think to come out.
1388
00:40:30,728 --> 00:40:32,563
That's how it's coming out.
1389
00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:35,232
Or Peter and I are literally
1390
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,369
holding a piece of plywood
1391
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:41,005
just so we could push the water
1392
00:40:41,005 --> 00:40:42,440
down into the cellar
1393
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,208
and not going across the thing.
1394
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,443
Yeah. Right.
1395
00:40:47,077 --> 00:40:48,345
And it
1396
00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:50,915
triggers the fire department suite.
1397
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:53,851
So now the fire department comes.
1398
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,087
So now we have all this water going nuts.
1399
00:40:57,955 --> 00:40:58,856
Fire department
1400
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:01,091
and the firemen are laughing.
1401
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,661
And then my grandfather sees everything
1402
00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:05,529
and he just comes walk in.
1403
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:06,964
I tell you,
1404
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:08,399
I wish you
1405
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,668
that I just drove down into the
1406
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:13,137
cellar there with all the water,
1407
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,406
the look on his face.
1408
00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:18,342
There was no smile, there was nothing.
1409
00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:19,343
And for years
1410
00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:20,010
people said, Man,
1411
00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:20,911
your grandfather's scary.
1412
00:41:20,911 --> 00:41:22,146
I'm like, You're out of your mind.
1413
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:23,814
The nicest guy in the world.
1414
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:25,616
Holy crap.
1415
00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:27,051
I thought I'd tell you.
1416
00:41:27,051 --> 00:41:29,587
I just wanted to. Oh.
1417
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:30,187
Yeah.
1418
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,022
So there's nothing
1419
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:34,091
worse than the look of disgust
1420
00:41:35,926 --> 00:41:37,695
and stain
1421
00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:40,064
on an old man.
1422
00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:41,565
That. You respect.
1423
00:41:41,565 --> 00:41:43,901
He never said a word to me.
1424
00:41:43,901 --> 00:41:46,036
He never said a word to me about it.
1425
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:48,239
No, he just looked at me.
1426
00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:52,343
My uncle, my dad, you know, like you.
1427
00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:53,544
You're a loser.
1428
00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:56,547
Did you forget that it was you, right?
1429
00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:57,648
No.
1430
00:41:57,915 --> 00:41:59,383
And I'm thinking, no, I was really,
1431
00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:01,051
you know. Yeah.
1432
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:01,919
To this day,
1433
00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:04,054
if I see somebody taking a sledgehammer
1434
00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:05,556
to a wall, I'm
1435
00:42:05,556 --> 00:42:07,525
Pauline's little, you know,
1436
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,260
makeover shows.
1437
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:10,160
I just use a straw.
1438
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,930
So you don't need a sledgehammer, right?
1439
00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:14,431
Just remove the wall.
1440
00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:15,432
You don't get to beat it up.
1441
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:16,600
You just going to make more clean up
1442
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,335
for yourself this day.
1443
00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:21,672
I have a bad feeling of sledgehammers.
1444
00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:22,706
Okay,
1445
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,308
but the amount of pressure
1446
00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:25,776
from that water
1447
00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:27,444
like you've never seen in your life.
1448
00:42:27,444 --> 00:42:28,779
Man crazy.
1449
00:42:28,779 --> 00:42:30,614
I had a real quick and we got to go.
1450
00:42:30,614 --> 00:42:32,416
I had a journeyman apprentice,
1451
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:33,551
a journeyman carpenter I worked for.
1452
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,585
When I was apprentice,
1453
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:35,386
and we were working
1454
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,887
something all day doing something,
1455
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:39,089
and I screwed it royally.
1456
00:42:39,456 --> 00:42:41,025
I mean, I just. Good.
1457
00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:42,927
I ruined the whole thing.
1458
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,728
It's a big, big, massive. It wasn't.
1459
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:45,696
It was all
1460
00:42:45,696 --> 00:42:46,497
it was actually from back
1461
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,065
to all construction,
1462
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,433
you know, these builders in the world.
1463
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:53,103
And when he finally comes in
1464
00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,338
the look and see, you know what?
1465
00:42:54,338 --> 00:42:55,906
I didn't realize at the very moment
1466
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,342
that we both realized at the same time
1467
00:42:58,342 --> 00:43:01,412
I screwed this whole thing up.
1468
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,948
He goes, You hate me, right?
1469
00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:04,481
You hate you.
1470
00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:07,151
Just take yours.
1471
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:08,919
Tell me why you hate me.
1472
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:13,691
I was like, What did I do to you?
1473
00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:14,792
I would have gave him money
1474
00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:16,060
if to make the problem go away.
1475
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:18,162
I would have gave him anything.
1476
00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:19,897
Anything just to make it stop.
1477
00:43:19,897 --> 00:43:21,131
Oh, all right.
1478
00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:22,700
Okay.
1479
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:24,134
All credit goes to Wood
1480
00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:25,336
for Business magazine.
1481
00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:27,705
Props to them is a funny survey that they
1482
00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:29,139
I thought it was going to kind of cool
1483
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:31,342
what they put together so
1484
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,143
props to those guys.
1485
00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:33,711
All right, Rob,
1486
00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:34,778
there's been another episode
1487
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:36,447
of On the Floor with Wayne and Rob.
1488
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,915
Please stay tuned for another episode.