On The Floor with Wayne and Rob

Camping

Episode Summary

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Episode Transcription

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Hello.

 

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Welcome to another

 

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episode of On the Floor

 

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with Wayne and Rob.

 

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I'm Wayne Highlander

 

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with Bonnie Adhesives.

 

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I'm Rob Johnson with the phone,

 

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a training

 

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and a chair that doesn't squeak anymore.

 

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Wayne Yeah, very proud you.

 

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Rob Beautiful.

 

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All right, let's see.

 

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Rob

 

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You woke up in the middle of the night,

 

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you started writing.

 

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man, isn't that scary?

 

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You know, we're always looking for

 

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something to talk about on the show.

 

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So sometimes I'll wake up

 

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and just have a thought, all right?

 

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And

 

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I don't keep a pencil or anything.

 

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I just kind of write

 

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the notes on my phone

 

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under the notes thing.

 

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So.

 

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Yeah, well,

 

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the funny part is, is

 

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I'll write this stuff down and then

 

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forget all about it.

 

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So I found a bunch of

 

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stuff that may and this is years old

 

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and I remember we were talking like,

 

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you got any ideas?

 

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And I said,

 

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Yeah, I'll send you some of my.

 

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It's almost like Jack Handey,

 

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Deep thoughts with Jack Candy.

 

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Remember that? So life.

 

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Yeah, right.

 

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That's what this stuff kind of read like.

 

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And I guess

 

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stop writing stuff

 

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down the middle of the night

 

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and I don't even know where it came from.

 

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All right.

 

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It's weird.

 

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You take Ambien at night.

 

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No, no, Never.

 

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Say. Never.

 

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All right. Usually depends of a meat.

 

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Yeah. What do you eat?

 

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We went to bed.

 

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You know,

 

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it was like meatloaf

 

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where I actually pretty good, you know?

 

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Was it Mexican food?

 

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Yeah.

 

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I'm having dreams, Uncle Fred.

 

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And, you know, 80

 

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foot bowling alleys that

 

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like that.

 

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I don't know why

 

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I'm working for him anymore.

 

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I don't even work for him.

 

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And this I told I.

 

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Did I tell you that dream?

 

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Yes, I remember that foot.

 

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It was an 80 foot bowling alley.

 

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And I'm looking

 

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I'm like,

 

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look, people are not going to be able

 

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to bowl on this thing.

 

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This took too long.

 

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It's too long. What?

 

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What is it?

 

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You know, this is insanity.

 

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Yeah. Yeah.

 

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Do you have XM?

 

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You have XM Radio, Of course.

 

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Yeah.

 

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I don't know if I'm ever going to be able

 

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to live without XM.

 

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Okay?

 

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Because, you know, I'm all right.

 

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I'm listening to the news and then.

 

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Yeah, yeah.

 

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And then I can I listen at country.

 

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I listen to rock, but

 

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and then when you don't

 

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want to listen anything,

 

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do you get some really good comedy

 

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channels, Right.

 

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I, I heard a comedian the other day

 

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and when he said this,

 

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I nearly drove off the road

 

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because I'm thinking,

 

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my God,

 

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He's like, I'm sick of having dreams.

 

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He goes, You know,

 

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he goes, The only

 

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dream I ever want

 

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is to dream of me watching me sleep.

 

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He says the other day

 

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he goes, All, all my dreams. I'm working.

 

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He goes, The other day

 

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I had

 

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to build a go kart

 

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with my ex landlord and

 

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it

 

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yeah,

 

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I was I was just.

 

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I don't know why it hit me.

 

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I was tired driving home,

 

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but man, man, I just started laughing.

 

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I was like,

 

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That's got to be one of the funniest

 

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damn things that I ever heard.

 

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But it reminded me of, you know,

 

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some of the

 

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strange just dreams

 

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I have of working for my uncle again.

 

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It's. It just never goes away.

 

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I think people that they're doing floors

 

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now will be probably the most surprised

 

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when they when they retire

 

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they quit doing floors

 

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is that they will have dreams

 

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about doing floors

 

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and usually they're nightmares.

 

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That's what they're.

 

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They're. Never good.

 

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Crazy, crazy dreams.

 

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Never, never good.

 

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Just 80 foot bowling alley.

 

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Nobody's going to be

 

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you can't throw a bowling ball 80 feet

 

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and and hope to score.

 

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All right. It's it's insanity.

 

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Pauline said

 

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back in the heyday,

 

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she said,

 

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especially when I started

 

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my own business,

 

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I would talk in my sleep and tell her

 

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how to load the truck.

 

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I got what needs to go in the truck.

 

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We need, you know, this and that.

 

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And

 

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and I was like,

 

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You didn't think of waking me up

 

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and just, you know,

 

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give me a hug and say, Hey,

 

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you get some rest.

 

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You shouldn't be working right now.

 

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Now, she just thought it was funny,

 

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like, hey, he's insane right.

 

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There all day and all night, both.

 

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Working it.

 

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Yeah, it's not right.

 

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All right.

 

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We're going to talk about today.

 

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No idea.

 

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No idea.

 

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Just my Jack Handy.

 

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Deep thoughts, I guess. Great.

 

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I don't know where this came from,

 

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A great saying.

 

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Job is like

 

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a camping, a great camping experience.

 

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It's all.

 

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It's all in the preparation.

 

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Remember, I can't read too much.

 

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I had.

 

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I had my final eye exam today.

 

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good.

 

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They dilated me up.

 

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I'm all cured.

 

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Beautiful like that.

 

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Yeah. Yeah.

 

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They die and leave the hell out of me.

 

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It's funny

 

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every time they do this,

 

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you know, especially being the final one,

 

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like, is somebody here to drive you home?

 

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Wow. yeah.

 

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You know?

 

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Yeah.

 

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I'm always afraid

 

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if I said no, they're going to say, Well,

 

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we can't leave.

 

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We have to call the cops on you.

 

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Yeah, Yeah, She's out in the car.

 

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Yeah. Wait for me.

 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

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man.

 

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Died on me,

 

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so

 

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got my eyes all done.

 

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I can start to see things now.

 

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But hear that?

 

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Yeah, but you are

 

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that.

 

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Do you want me to keep reading this

 

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or are you going to talk about

 

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your camping trips to.

 

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Me personally.

 

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I thought you were going to talk

 

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about your camping trips, and I.

 

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Thought you were going.

 

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To say like a great camping experience.

 

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Minute. You said a great change.

 

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I was like a great giving experience.

 

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It's all in preparation.

 

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And then you moved up.

 

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Then I was.

 

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Like, Your eyes.

 

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It's the first time in your life

 

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you have an inner you have an energy.

 

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That's explain yourself.

 

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You want me to keep reading?

 

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Well.

 

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I don't.

 

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You got to keep reading

 

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or at least say something.

 

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I mean, can't you say, Great seeing you?

 

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I was like a great game experience.

 

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It's all the preparation.

 

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And then I thought

 

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you had a couple of camping

 

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stories you were going to.

 

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You were going to come in on that.

 

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Listen, when you when you come in

 

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with the main theme,

 

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I'm like, I'm like the bass player.

 

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Yes, you you're the you're

 

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the front man now.

 

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You're the lead guitar player.

 

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You said I.

 

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Have never been the front man

 

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in this band.

 

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I see why.

 

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I'm rhythm guitar at the most.

 

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You say like a great sand.

 

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Yeah, I was like a great camp.

 

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Experience is all preparation.

 

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And then what was,

 

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I suppose also to take over

 

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talking about camping or.

 

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I kind of thought you would,

 

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but I guess I got to.

 

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Help you get something to this.

 

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I got to add.

 

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I got to help.

 

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Yeah, well, I guess all Hold on, hold on.

 

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Whoa! Okay. Okay.

 

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Hey, Rob,

 

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Why is a great sand job

 

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like a great camping experience?

 

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I have no idea.

 

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for God sakes.

 

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I think it's the little

 

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things that matter.

 

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I overpacked, I overprepare.

 

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Got to have everything.

 

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That's a good sand job

 

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and a good camping experience.

 

268

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Remember,

 

269

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this stuff is 3:00 in the morning.

 

270

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Thoughts, Guy?

 

271

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You're not going to make sense.

 

272

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They don't make sense to me.

 

273

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If we were charging by this show

 

274

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and every show was a dollar,

 

275

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we'd have to say, I'm sorry.

 

276

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We're going to have to discount this

 

277

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1 to $0.30.

 

278

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No, no, no.

 

279

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This one is please send us your email

 

280

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and we will send you

 

281

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your money back on this one.

 

282

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Yeah, we'll refund you.

 

283

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Don't worry, Madeleine.

 

284

00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:41,954

Madeline's

 

285

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got some great ideas

 

286

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for the show, everybody.

 

287

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Okay.

 

288

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Our new marketing girl A

 

289

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you probably heard her.

 

290

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She was on a few shows ago.

 

291

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Madeline's got some new

 

292

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ideas and new things

 

293

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for the On the Floor program.

 

294

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I'm pumped.

 

295

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I am pumped.

 

296

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So this could probably

 

297

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be the last of the worst shows.

 

298

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my God.

 

299

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This is.

 

300

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This is.

 

301

00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,487

This is like I recently saw.

 

302

00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:17,490

I don't even like this country singer.

 

303

00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,425

He's on America's.

 

304

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No, no, I'm in Arizona.

 

305

00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:22,628

Well, all those shows,

 

306

00:09:22,628 --> 00:09:23,663

I don't like the guy.

 

307

00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,097

Anyhow, he was in a concert.

 

308

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He was in the middle of a song

 

309

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and he stopped

 

310

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and he goes, Kash,

 

311

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I am so sorry, everybody.

 

312

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I know I'm

 

313

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going to personally refund

 

314

00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,809

everybody for this show

 

315

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that that's

 

316

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for that's what you're.

 

317

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Doing on this show.

 

318

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I'm going to think I have to

 

319

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I'm gonna have to call those 12 people

 

320

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and give them their money back.

 

321

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Let me think.

 

322

00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:51,390

All right, Let's let's see

 

323

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what pros we are. Wait a minute.

 

324

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Let's show them what pros we are getting.

 

325

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All right.

 

326

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Let's show them what 321

 

327

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shows can really do. Okay.

 

328

00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,400

All right. Yeah.

 

329

00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:01,734

Yeah.

 

330

00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,469

We're we're at the bottom of the barrel

 

331

00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,104

right now. Yeah.

 

332

00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,806

You ready? Yeah.

 

333

00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,307

Let's show them the magic.

 

334

00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:11,010

Okay, Bring it.

 

335

00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,244

I was waiting for you.

 

336

00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,247

Offer just for the magic.

 

337

00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:18,117

I mean.

 

338

00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,452

I got to.

 

339

00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,954

Go.

 

340

00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,222

I got a camping story

 

341

00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,757

because you said camping, but.

 

342

00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,126

But I can't carry the show.

 

343

00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,096

All right, let's hear the camping story.

 

344

00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:30,696

I don't even know

 

345

00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:32,398

if this is going to make the air.

 

346

00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,000

So it's going to make the air.

 

347

00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,901

Listen,

 

348

00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,337

this is going to be one of our best.

 

349

00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,071

All right.

 

350

00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:40,439

I got to come back.

 

351

00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,742

Because it's so bad right now.

 

352

00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,510

We can't get any worse.

 

353

00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,145

But people are sticking with it.

 

354

00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,713

They know.

 

355

00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:48,447

I.

 

356

00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:50,383

Know the magic is going to happen.

 

357

00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,818

So look, a little kid living in England

 

358

00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,253

and I just moved there and I'm in.

 

359

00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:55,488

I mean, the Cub Scouts, right?

 

360

00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,657

And I don't know, none of these kids

 

361

00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,625

want a three day jamboree.

 

362

00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:00,026

Okay.

 

363

00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:02,828

I look

 

364

00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,831

around on day one, I'm hungry.

 

365

00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,700

And the lunch was measly.

 

366

00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,001

It wasn't much of a lunch.

 

367

00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,604

I was like, I'm packing now because now

 

368

00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,872

I got three more days of this,

 

369

00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:13,472

you know what I mean?

 

370

00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:14,073

And that was.

 

371

00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,776

That's lunch. I'll be

 

372

00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:17,610

I'll be starved

 

373

00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,478

by the time this thing is over.

 

374

00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,446

So when all the other kids

 

375

00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,782

were frolicking out in the woods,

 

376

00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:23,282

I went in there

 

377

00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:23,983

and I started looking

 

378

00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:25,084

at the food situation

 

379

00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,186

and where they kept the food

 

380

00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:27,653

and they're like

 

381

00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,623

seven bags of marshmallows.

 

382

00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,358

I didn't just take all the Mars meal

 

383

00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,693

or one bag of marshmallows.

 

384

00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,594

Rob I took them all.

 

385

00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,563

I put them in my sleeping bag.

 

386

00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,231

Okay.

 

387

00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:42,501

Then the boy Boy Scout master comes out,

 

388

00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:43,769

you know, towards the end the night,

 

389

00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:44,070

we have

 

390

00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,405

this measly dinner of hamburgers and

 

391

00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,641

pork and beans and whatever

 

392

00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,643

it tells everybody go get sticks,

 

393

00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,377

we'll get a stick.

 

394

00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:51,811

And then we're going

 

395

00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,645

to sharpen these sticks

 

396

00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,580

because we're going to have marshmallows.

 

397

00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,214

And you got to put the

 

398

00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,482

marshmallows on these sticks.

 

399

00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,251

But I knew there wasn't

 

400

00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,086

going to be marshmallows

 

401

00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:00,753

for anybody, Rob,

 

402

00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,089

Because you're on my sleep bag.

 

403

00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,590

So everybody comes back with their sticks

 

404

00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,057

and everything.

 

405

00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,126

And then I see the

 

406

00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,828

scoutmasters, you know,

 

407

00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,196

the assistants all talking,

 

408

00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:11,931

huddled up, talking,

 

409

00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:12,565

finally came out

 

410

00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,632

and they confronted

 

411

00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,134

everybody and everybody take a seat

 

412

00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:18,137

next to the fire, the roaring fire.

 

413

00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,840

He said,

 

414

00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,042

Guys,

 

415

00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,478

we have a problem.

 

416

00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,280

The marshmallows are missing.

 

417

00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,515

Now we know that we can't.

 

418

00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,250

We brought them on the trip.

 

419

00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,551

There's no doubt about that.

 

420

00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,719

We brought them on the trip,

 

421

00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,054

but they're missing now

 

422

00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,656

and that means somebody took them.

 

423

00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,425

They did the the Cub Scout,

 

424

00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,427

the Boy Scout oath.

 

425

00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,129

You know, Scout. Is this a scout?

 

426

00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,131

Is that whatever?

 

427

00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,098

Yeah, it's a little bit.

 

428

00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:46,799

Of promise

 

429

00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:47,733

to do my best,

 

430

00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,368

to do my duty to God

 

431

00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,237

and country, to be square,

 

432

00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,238

to obey the law.

 

433

00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,873

The pack. Yeah, I was there.

 

434

00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,441

I know that. Well.

 

435

00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:55,908

Yeah.

 

436

00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,476

So I still feel a little bit guilty

 

437

00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:58,711

about this, but this time.

 

438

00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,445

But I'm not giving up.

 

439

00:12:59,445 --> 00:12:59,779

There's one

 

440

00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,413

rule with cons, Rob,

 

441

00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,949

is you never give up the con, right?

 

442

00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:04,383

Yeah.

 

443

00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,818

So you got to sit there and I'm not.

 

444

00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:06,585

I'm looking.

 

445

00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:07,920

This guy is straight away.

 

446

00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,623

Don't think I'm not in the break in, man.

 

447

00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,491

So everybody had to go to bed

 

448

00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:13,959

without marshmallows.

 

449

00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:14,360

You know,

 

450

00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,395

a little bit of a downer for everybody

 

451

00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,062

but me.

 

452

00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:18,631

But I had

 

453

00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,665

to wait till, like,

 

454

00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,299

two in the morning

 

455

00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,401

until the last guy went to bed.

 

456

00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,302

Then I went out

 

457

00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,603

and I got the marshmallows

 

458

00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:26,605

and took one of the sticks

 

459

00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:29,608

and I roasted marshmallows

 

460

00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,811

from, like, creamy,

 

461

00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,681

just soft brown color to black as night.

 

462

00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,082

You know what I mean?

 

463

00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,852

Experimenting with all of them.

 

464

00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,354

And over the next three days,

 

465

00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:43,422

several times during the day,

 

466

00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,223

I would have to go in

 

467

00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:47,193

my sleeping bag to take naps

 

468

00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:51,096

where I would eat even more marshmallows.

 

469

00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,203

Let me tell you what else

 

470

00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,637

I did on this trip.

 

471

00:13:58,637 --> 00:13:59,839

I can't wait.

 

472

00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,041

We had a father and son wheelbarrow race.

 

473

00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,643

Okay,

 

474

00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:05,878

my little

 

475

00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,046

you see, me and my dad didn't

 

476

00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,314

have that type of relationship.

 

477

00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,882

We get father and son wheelbarrow,

 

478

00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,116

race with these other losers.

 

479

00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,186

So when they said, Go

 

480

00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,721

to my complete surprise,

 

481

00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,023

the old man said, Turn into

 

482

00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,859

like a super athlete.

 

483

00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,961

It was about three miles an hour.

 

484

00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,128

I couldn't keep up with him

 

485

00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,598

if I had seven hands.

 

486

00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,866

So I would keep,

 

487

00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,401

you know, falling down to the ground

 

488

00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,637

and get back up within two feet later

 

489

00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:32,571

at full, back again

 

490

00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:33,806

because he's going so fast.

 

491

00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,307

My face was plowing the earth

 

492

00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:35,875

with my feet.

 

493

00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,742

I was just going to say

 

494

00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,677

he kept giving you face plants.

 

495

00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:39,812

Yeah. Yes, I am.

 

496

00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,514

I'm plowing the earth with my face.

 

497

00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,016

I get up, back down again,

 

498

00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,451

up, back down again.

 

499

00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,386

So we got done

 

500

00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,254

this fat kid

 

501

00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,555

and his dad, we're over there.

 

502

00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,390

And they were kind of laughing, right?

 

503

00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,391

Like,

 

504

00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:52,958

and I got

 

505

00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:53,692

I got burn

 

506

00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:54,760

marks on my face and,

 

507

00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,461

you know,

 

508

00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,762

when my elbows are messed up

 

509

00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:57,897

and everything

 

510

00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,230

and, you know,

 

511

00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,164

I can't do anything about it

 

512

00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,799

because, you know, you use boy Scouts,

 

513

00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,434

you don't know these kids.

 

514

00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,737

But on the last day of the jamboree

 

515

00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,738

and I didn't like this kid

 

516

00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,339

that you made a few smart remarks

 

517

00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:08,607

during the course of the trip

 

518

00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:09,775

on the

 

519

00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:10,709

last day of the jamboree,

 

520

00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,211

I got up early in the morning,

 

521

00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,480

make soup warnings. I had to pee.

 

522

00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,347

And I looked at with

 

523

00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:18,350

this fat kid sleeping with his face,

 

524

00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:18,884

you know,

 

525

00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,520

bunched up on the side of the tent.

 

526

00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,390

I went outside the tent.

 

527

00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,393

yeah,

 

528

00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,562

yeah.

 

529

00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,199

yeah.

 

530

00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,701

Heat up high.

 

531

00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,603

So it trickled down.

 

532

00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,938

I me.

 

533

00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,972

Yeah, yeah.

 

534

00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,975

So, you know, it was a loser now,

 

535

00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,043

you know, that's What was that?

 

536

00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,612

You got to turn lemons into lemonade.

 

537

00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,313

Yeah.

 

538

00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,480

I got to complain about

 

539

00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,583

not having any food, but I acted on it.

 

540

00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,285

I took it upon myself to make.

 

541

00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,620

Make it happen.

 

542

00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,120

Yeah.

 

543

00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,556

You stole from everybody. Yes.

 

544

00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,625

But you were in survival mode.

 

545

00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,292

Well, I was.

 

546

00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,727

Because you know that

 

547

00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,228

survival in survival mode.

 

548

00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,031

You were starving.

 

549

00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,200

The year before I was in Colorado.

 

550

00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,401

All right?

 

551

00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,170

The teacher wheeled in the television

 

552

00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,838

set into the classroom.

 

553

00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,374

But that. Kid wake up.

 

554

00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:15,941

During the course.

 

555

00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,609

There's no shots.

 

556

00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,178

No, because you got to shoot up

 

557

00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,312

high back.

 

558

00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,215

I see. I could only get into it.

 

559

00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,383

He still got to feel it.

 

560

00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,818

When he was rolling down on.

 

561

00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,618

It, it came down

 

562

00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:27,152

pretty wet,

 

563

00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,988

but never getting never moved.

 

564

00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,823

Blessed with all that marshmallows.

 

565

00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,056

Yeah,

 

566

00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,158

it had to have some kind of funky smell

 

567

00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:33,792

to it, too.

 

568

00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,661

I'm shocked with what this get up.

 

569

00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,330

And that's an insult.

 

570

00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,932

The seven bags

 

571

00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,967

and marshmallows will do that to you

 

572

00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,068

the year before.

 

573

00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:44,636

Here's why I went in panic mode

 

574

00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:45,938

about the food

 

575

00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,240

the year before living in Colorado.

 

576

00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,141

And I don't know why

 

577

00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,075

the teacher would do this.

 

578

00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:52,277

I think in the

 

579

00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,279

second grade, third grade secondary,

 

580

00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,315

something like that, she will in the TV.

 

581

00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,049

She plugged it in.

 

582

00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,751

She showed us a bunch of kids in Africa

 

583

00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,552

starving to death, big bellies.

 

584

00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,421

You know, Miriam, we were little kids.

 

585

00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,922

It was always children in Africa,

 

586

00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:04,890

starving,

 

587

00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,258

flies around them and everything

 

588

00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,826

and starving to death.

 

589

00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,895

Yeah, I saw that.

 

590

00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:10,262

And I.

 

591

00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,096

I honest to God,

 

592

00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,631

I started panicking

 

593

00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,300

like anybody disturbed does at any time.

 

594

00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:15,834

You know what I mean?

 

595

00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:16,168

I didn't know.

 

596

00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,537

It took like days or months or weeks

 

597

00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,538

to starve to death.

 

598

00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,139

And I started.

 

599

00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,908

I was feeling hungry, like stomach,

 

600

00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,477

you know what I mean? Like, we're pains.

 

601

00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,813

So I started crying.

 

602

00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,548

So the girl next to me said Ms..

 

603

00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,884

Often Camp Layne's crying.

 

604

00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,120

So she goes, She took me.

 

605

00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,389

I said, Hungry?

 

606

00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,458

And she goes, my God,

 

607

00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,093

your child is so hungry.

 

608

00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,361

That is chronic.

 

609

00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:45,330

Crying.

 

610

00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:46,965

My mom beat the hell out of me.

 

611

00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,068

But anyhow, so that's why

 

612

00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,936

when I got to England,

 

613

00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,471

I started thinking, man, I,

 

614

00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,005

you know, you got to

 

615

00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,239

you got to take care of yourself.

 

616

00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:54,473

You know?

 

617

00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,407

I mean,

 

618

00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,309

so that's why I added the marshmallows.

 

619

00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,410

That's why you were delivering

 

620

00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,813

milk at 3 a.m., five years old.

 

621

00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,180

That's right.

 

622

00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,048

I didn't know they had Cub Scouts

 

623

00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,683

in England.

 

624

00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,286

well, yes, because as Cub Scouts,

 

625

00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:10,089

we was in Boy Scouts because

 

626

00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,156

we're American.

 

627

00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,492

It's American base, so.

 

628

00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,193

that's right.

 

629

00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,994

You're a kid on the base. Okay.

 

630

00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,463

Yeah. So are okay.

 

631

00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,432

Yeah. Yeah.

 

632

00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,334

We were in one jamboree.

 

633

00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,202

Actually.

 

634

00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:26,371

We were in a jamboree, but every then,

 

635

00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,641

every squad had

 

636

00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,043

had to do something.

 

637

00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,812

Okay, I'm going to tell you what we did,

 

638

00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:36,849

and you tell me what would happen

 

639

00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,852

if you had done that this year.

 

640

00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,387

Okay. Okay.

 

641

00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:45,390

So the year is 1974.

 

642

00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:47,659

Okay?

 

643

00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,260

I can't believe

 

644

00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,896

I just said that out loud. 1974.

 

645

00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,197

Okay.

 

646

00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,867

So what we decided to do

 

647

00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,870

was everybody dressed like an Indian.

 

648

00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,040

We all dress like Indians,

 

649

00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,043

put on the face, paint feathers,

 

650

00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,179

made our own Indian costumes,

 

651

00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,481

and we really got into this.

 

652

00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,751

And then we started cooking Indian food

 

653

00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,853

and running around

 

654

00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,622

screaming like Indians.

 

655

00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,524

Yeah. Right.

 

656

00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,527

We got, like, second place, No kids.

 

657

00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,896

Yeah, They thought we were fantastic.

 

658

00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,230

You know what the Indian food was?

 

659

00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,866

We're making. What.

 

660

00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:30,402

Fried dough?

 

661

00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:31,703

my gosh.

 

662

00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,338

We were making fried dough,

 

663

00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,241

and we came up with this whole lie about.

 

664

00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:39,411

Yeah, this is traditional Indian food,

 

665

00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,880

and everybody's going crazy, like, Hey,

 

666

00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,481

they're giving out

 

667

00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,715

free fried dough, like,

 

668

00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,551

at the fair, right?

 

669

00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,352

And nobody knew Indians

 

670

00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,420

had powdered sugar

 

671

00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,055

powder, cinnamon and stuff.

 

672

00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,456

I'll be darned.

 

673

00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,725

But it was the running around

 

674

00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,295

acting like Indians, the

 

675

00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,298

face painting, all that stuff.

 

676

00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,800

They gave us second place.

 

677

00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,902

We're like, we're walking around.

 

678

00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:05,671

I mean, there was

 

679

00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,706

hundreds and hundreds of dents

 

680

00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,175

at this thing. It was huge.

 

681

00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,109

Huge.

 

682

00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,511

That's pretty cool.

 

683

00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,246

We can't second place.

 

684

00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,815

Imagine if we had done that today.

 

685

00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,884

Yeah, they did lock the adults

 

686

00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,152

up and thrown away the key.

 

687

00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,153

Yes. Yeah.

 

688

00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,156

Yeah. Crazy.

 

689

00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,724

I had like, scout.

 

690

00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:26,091

Scout.

 

691

00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,426

I had a ball and scouts.

 

692

00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,161

Yeah.

 

693

00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,430

I got to tell you what I did this week.

 

694

00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,465

Yeah.

 

695

00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,901

I had a coach school.

 

696

00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,803

Yeah. Okay.

 

697

00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,272

They and a couple of the students brought

 

698

00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,275

their own garbage to the school.

 

699

00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,811

They brought paste wax.

 

700

00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,312

One guy had an old can,

 

701

00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:48,947

a Johnson paste wax.

 

702

00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,749

He actually Bill Powell,

 

703

00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,917

he came to it

 

704

00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,286

and he wrote in Magic Marker Rob

 

705

00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,688

Johnson Paste where you don't

 

706

00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:57,589

you said Johnson

 

707

00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,592

Sweat and he wrote Rob Rob of it.

 

708

00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:01,460

And he's like,

 

709

00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,662

I want to see if we can, you know,

 

710

00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,731

if we can do this.

 

711

00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,166

So we did.

 

712

00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,101

You name it,

 

713

00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,637

We put it out there to bone up Polish.

 

714

00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,438

Johnson Paste wax Murphy's oil.

 

715

00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,173

So

 

716

00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:16,742

rejuvenate or

 

717

00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:19,711

all of these different things.

 

718

00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,948

Now, I've done a few of these classes

 

719

00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,083

and I know the process works.

 

720

00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,219

It works great,

 

721

00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,955

but you can never really see it.

 

722

00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:30,889

Yeah.

 

723

00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,190

You know what I mean, right?

 

724

00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,159

Like

 

725

00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:34,893

a couple of times

 

726

00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,728

I went and I quoted the.

 

727

00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:37,896

In some instances

 

728

00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,097

you're taking it on faith

 

729

00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:39,731

that it's working.

 

730

00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,566

Right, because you can't really see.

 

731

00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,934

I know what you're talking about.

 

732

00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:43,402

Yeah.

 

733

00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,170

The only way I can prove that it's

 

734

00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:48,173

working is when it's all done and dried.

 

735

00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,175

Yeah, I'll buff over it.

 

736

00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:50,809

You know what I mean?

 

737

00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,210

I'll braid it. Yeah.

 

738

00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,713

And you can see you get a nice powder

 

739

00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:57,015

and nothing's gumming up on you. But

 

740

00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,319

you still don't get a really good visual.

 

741

00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,320

You know what I mean?

 

742

00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,522

Yep.

 

743

00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,123

So with the water based

 

744

00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:08,126

different waxes and stuff like that,

 

745

00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,561

I added some bone.

 

746

00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,564

A dark blue supersport cane,

 

747

00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,034

our game light paint, our water.

 

748

00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,003

Based in my day

 

749

00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,105

and just a couple of tablespoons,

 

750

00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,674

they do a quart of these polishes

 

751

00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:24,042

and stuff

 

752

00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:27,045

just enough to give it some color.

 

753

00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:30,048

Okay now are we

 

754

00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:33,051

are we coat system?

 

755

00:22:33,118 --> 00:22:34,086

We stressed it.

 

756

00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,121

You do it twice.

 

757

00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,189

Okay.

 

758

00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:37,489

You do

 

759

00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:38,790

the first application,

 

760

00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:40,592

go through the whole process

 

761

00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,427

and then do it again.

 

762

00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:44,596

But like you said,

 

763

00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:46,631

you've taken a lot of this on faith.

 

764

00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:48,467

Like a it worked,

 

765

00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,470

but you don't really see working.

 

766

00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:55,607

This is why I am brilliant

 

767

00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,309

man in training. Yeah.

 

768

00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:58,977

I really

 

769

00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,980

wanted a good visual,

 

770

00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:03,281

so I talked to the head

 

771

00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:05,417

of product management and I said, Hey,

 

772

00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:08,220

what if I put food coloring? And he goes,

 

773

00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,287

I see what you're looking for.

 

774

00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:09,988

He goes, Try

 

775

00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,990

the bonus Supersport

 

776

00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:14,092

game, white paint first.

 

777

00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,660

So that's what I did.

 

778

00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,262

So we loaded this up

 

779

00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:18,897

and like I said, not a lot.

 

780

00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,999

It wasn't the floor wasn't dark blue.

 

781

00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,736

It just had a slight blue tint to me.

 

782

00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,941

Put it out there, put it on pretty good.

 

783

00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:32,911

Let everything dry completely

 

784

00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:35,113

and then we start the process.

 

785

00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,748

So the process is

 

786

00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,518

you take the bone to remove,

 

787

00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,920

roll that on the floor

 

788

00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,923

buffet with the bone abrasive brush,

 

789

00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:48,059

take the power scrubber

 

790

00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:50,962

with the bone, a deep clean, rinse it off

 

791

00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:53,932

right

 

792

00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:54,199

now.

 

793

00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,268

That was the first pass.

 

794

00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,271

And you could see that we really removed,

 

795

00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:02,507

I would say, 70% of the blue.

 

796

00:24:02,507 --> 00:24:04,142

Okay.

 

797

00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:05,877

And I'm like,

 

798

00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,345

man, if this is going to go

 

799

00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,847

the way I think it's going.

 

800

00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:09,848

And it did

 

801

00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:13,251

okay with this is why we stress.

 

802

00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,754

So anybody using the system,

 

803

00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:17,656

if you're thinking,

 

804

00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:17,923

you know,

 

805

00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,257

it says to do it twice,

 

806

00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:20,025

they're probably just

 

807

00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:21,993

trying to sell stuff.

 

808

00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:24,996

You would be blown away like

 

809

00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:26,398

the first pass.

 

810

00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,332

The first thing,

 

811

00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:30,335

like I said, we took 70% of it away

 

812

00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:34,105

when we did the second.

 

813

00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:37,008

You are down to 100%.

 

814

00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:37,976

Wow.

 

815

00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,912

I was amazed

 

816

00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,914

on how good it works, but

 

817

00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,917

also I was amazed how brilliant I am.

 

818

00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,354

Of course, now we have a great visual.

 

819

00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:50,021

You know what I mean?

 

820

00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:51,623

Now it's like

 

821

00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:52,390

because everybody

 

822

00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:53,825

have their first one's like, Wow,

 

823

00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:54,659

it took a lot of way,

 

824

00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,195

but I can still see like, Yeah,

 

825

00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:58,063

yeah, definitely.

 

826

00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,198

This is why we do it twice.

 

827

00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:02,400

So let me see if I get this right.

 

828

00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,002

So you had the floor,

 

829

00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:04,870

you guys put down

 

830

00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:06,271

Johnson's piece of wax and a bunch

 

831

00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,439

of other stuff on the floor.

 

832

00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,009

So here's what we did.

 

833

00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,245

And

 

834

00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,180

I think we put down five products,

 

835

00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,915

we put down polish,

 

836

00:25:16,915 --> 00:25:19,918

we put down rejuvenate or

 

837

00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:23,221

paste, wax oil, soap

 

838

00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:26,625

and mop and glow the acrylics.

 

839

00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:27,726

Okay.

 

840

00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:28,793

So we had some

 

841

00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,262

oil based products in there.

 

842

00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:30,962

We had some water

 

843

00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:33,031

based products in there.

 

844

00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:36,034

And like I said, that blue tint.

 

845

00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:37,302

Really,

 

846

00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,437

it was amazing how it did the trick

 

847

00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:41,306

because now you can see

 

848

00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,542

why you need to do it twice.

 

849

00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,309

What I say.

 

850

00:25:44,309 --> 00:25:45,677

What did you put the blue polish,

 

851

00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:48,680

the blue paint in again.

 

852

00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:52,684

The water based type products.

 

853

00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:53,018

Okay.

 

854

00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:54,719

So you put it in like

 

855

00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,188

just regular water pump products.

 

856

00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:57,889

Yeah.

 

857

00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,357

So it not intended, just.

 

858

00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:00,091

Like I could do.

 

859

00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:01,860

I could put it in everything.

 

860

00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,929

Like when you use Murphy's,

 

861

00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,932

you use Murphy's with water.

 

862

00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:10,135

Your quarter cup of Murphy's into water.

 

863

00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,337

So I could put the paint into there.

 

864

00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,873

The only thing I couldn't do the paint in

 

865

00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:16,942

was the paste wax.

 

866

00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:18,176

So what I'm getting at,

 

867

00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,245

there's no danger in

 

868

00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:22,347

in that color staying on the floor.

 

869

00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:25,083

No, that's

 

870

00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,384

why we use the paint

 

871

00:26:26,384 --> 00:26:28,219

and not food coloring.

 

872

00:26:28,219 --> 00:26:29,387

Okay, good.

 

873

00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:31,289

Because food coloring, That's what I.

 

874

00:26:31,289 --> 00:26:33,658

I contacted PM

 

875

00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:34,926

and I said, Hey,

 

876

00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,362

I'm looking for a visual.

 

877

00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,365

Can I put food coloring into

 

878

00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,534

some of these products?

 

879

00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,069

And he said,

 

880

00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:44,736

I would rather

 

881

00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:46,805

see you use the morning sport paint.

 

882

00:26:46,805 --> 00:26:47,806

Okay. Thanks.

 

883

00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:48,440

Goes.

 

884

00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,742

That's not going to stain the floor.

 

885

00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,677

He goes, The food coloring

 

886

00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:54,512

might stain the floor.

 

887

00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:57,048

I was like, okay, so.

 

888

00:26:57,048 --> 00:26:58,183

So it still gave us

 

889

00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:00,619

the same visual though. Yeah.

 

890

00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,954

That's interesting to me because yeah,

 

891

00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,322

I totally, totally get that.

 

892

00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:05,390

You can see

 

893

00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:05,924

because sometimes,

 

894

00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:07,459

like you said, you know,

 

895

00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,660

especially if your angle,

 

896

00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,995

your lighting isn't good or whatever,

 

897

00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:10,528

some angles,

 

898

00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:12,564

you can't really see it real well.

 

899

00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,265

So this allows you to see it.

 

900

00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:15,467

And then

 

901

00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,301

it kind of shows you

 

902

00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,703

why you need to do that second pass.

 

903

00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:21,339

And then the second it took it all off.

 

904

00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:22,540

That's that was

 

905

00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:24,976

that was the kicker because

 

906

00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:25,977

Jeremiah and I,

 

907

00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,279

when we did our RICO class,

 

908

00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:30,582

we were talking about this and, you know,

 

909

00:27:30,582 --> 00:27:33,084

how are we going to get a better visual

 

910

00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:35,253

during these RICO classes?

 

911

00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:37,355

So what we did was a couple of days

 

912

00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,957

before the RICO class,

 

913

00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:41,159

we coated everything with gloss.

 

914

00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,661

Wow. Okay.

 

915

00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,897

Thinking that that would.

 

916

00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,799

Show if.

 

917

00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,802

You still had to be

 

918

00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:53,071

catching things in the light.

 

919

00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,407

Yeah.

 

920

00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,908

Hands and knees,

 

921

00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:59,744

you know, really looking hard for

 

922

00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:02,614

where this blue paint.

 

923

00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,215

That just.

 

924

00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:07,185

Just did the amazing trick.

 

925

00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,687

That was brilliant.

 

926

00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,021

And now there's

 

927

00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,257

a couple guys in the glasses, like,

 

928

00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:14,926

so I could take this polish,

 

929

00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:15,960

add a little blue paint

 

930

00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,295

and change the color to the floor.

 

931

00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:17,595

I go,

 

932

00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:18,930

No, no, no, that's not

 

933

00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:20,665

why we're here now.

 

934

00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:21,733

I got a ton of other things

 

935

00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,468

we can do that with.

 

936

00:28:23,468 --> 00:28:26,204

We don't want to do it with that.

 

937

00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:27,405

But one kid kept saying,

 

938

00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:29,240

he goes, Yeah, but if I needed to,

 

939

00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,275

I really could.

 

940

00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:31,476

I was like,

 

941

00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:31,743

Well,

 

942

00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:34,713

let me show you Chroma and clear SEAL.

 

943

00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,480

Let me.

 

944

00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:36,614

You want a tent? We'll do it.

 

945

00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:38,650

We'll do it the right way.

 

946

00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:39,350

And he's like, Yeah,

 

947

00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:41,252

but what if it's only a temporary tent?

 

948

00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:41,753

They go, Who

 

949

00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:43,488

the hell is ever asked you

 

950

00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:45,790

to temporarily tent my floors?

 

951

00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:47,625

Yeah. For a weekend.

 

952

00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,260

Yeah. Yeah.

 

953

00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,295

He goes, Yeah, well,

 

954

00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,530

you know, as long as I know I can do it

 

955

00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,365

are okay. But

 

956

00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:55,967

I said

 

957

00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,001

before

 

958

00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,136

in past episode

 

959

00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:00,238

that you were like Rain Man.

 

960

00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:03,241

And this again proves my point.

 

961

00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,777

You started off with gibberish

 

962

00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:08,947

about camping and things

 

963

00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,950

of that nature with

 

964

00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,451

absolutely no clue why.

 

965

00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:14,519

And then you end up with

 

966

00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:16,020

something brilliant like this.

 

967

00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:18,423

This is brilliant idea.

 

968

00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,290

Thank you.

 

969

00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:20,425

Yeah. And you know what?

 

970

00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:20,925

I couldn't

 

971

00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,261

stop patting myself on the back.

 

972

00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,397

I especially when the guys who

 

973

00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:28,666

were in this class kept saying,

 

974

00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,603

Wow, you can really

 

975

00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,139

work in these classes.

 

976

00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,540

Nobody ever said, Wow,

 

977

00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:38,009

you can really see it. Work it. Yeah.

 

978

00:29:38,009 --> 00:29:38,877

You know what I mean?

 

979

00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,411

You're like, okay, I guess

 

980

00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,212

you know, it worked.

 

981

00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:42,747

And I'm like, Yeah, see, you're buffing.

 

982

00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:43,615

It's powder powdering

 

983

00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,582

and we're not going to.

 

984

00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,317

And your coating and everything.

 

985

00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:48,753

You don't really see it

 

986

00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,889

remover right right.

 

987

00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:52,056

You know what I mean?

 

988

00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:53,091

But really

 

989

00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,559

the thing that really blew me away

 

990

00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:57,562

that I wasn't even going to expect was

 

991

00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,365

why we tell everybody to do it twice.

 

992

00:30:00,365 --> 00:30:01,833

So for guys out there

 

993

00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,068

who are using our system

 

994

00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:05,069

and they go, Yeah,

 

995

00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:06,437

they're just trying to sell product,

 

996

00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,673

you only get to do it once, right?

 

997

00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:12,811

I was blown away like the first time.

 

998

00:30:13,077 --> 00:30:15,280

Yes, we removed 70%,

 

999

00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:18,683

but there were still little blue there.

 

1000

00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:21,352

So this you know what this reminds me of?

 

1001

00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,287

This, this, this

 

1002

00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:24,923

removing the contaminants

 

1003

00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:25,957

with the buff, with the

 

1004

00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:27,425

with the Recode system

 

1005

00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:30,428

and adding the blue paint to it

 

1006

00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:33,898

does remind me of camping.

 

1007

00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:41,306

It It does

 

1008

00:30:41,306 --> 00:30:42,974

it reminds me of being the Cub

 

1009

00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:45,076

Scouts in England. Yeah.

 

1010

00:30:45,076 --> 00:30:46,411

I must have just missed you

 

1011

00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,312

at that jamboree.

 

1012

00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:49,147

I was a guy just like an Indian.

 

1013

00:30:49,147 --> 00:30:49,914

Yeah. Yeah.

 

1014

00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:50,849

We left you alone.

 

1015

00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,184

You know what the hell you were doing

 

1016

00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,085

here? Okay?

 

1017

00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:55,153

It we're giving away

 

1018

00:30:55,153 --> 00:30:57,322

fried dough for free.

 

1019

00:30:57,322 --> 00:30:59,090

Yeah.

 

1020

00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:01,526

All right, Rob, I guess that's.

 

1021

00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,894

That's good. Good.

 

1022

00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:03,962

I appreciate that insight

 

1023

00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:04,896

at the end, though.

 

1024

00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:05,230

Really?

 

1025

00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:06,965

That was actually interesting to me.

 

1026

00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,733

That's good information.

 

1027

00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:11,302

So doing helps.

 

1028

00:31:20,011 --> 00:31:20,478

yeah.

 

1029

00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:22,146

The other thing

 

1030

00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:25,149

that I forgot to mention on that

 

1031

00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:28,319

read code system, the binary code system.

 

1032

00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:31,389

Yeah, we were using

 

1033

00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:33,925

the white brushes.

 

1034

00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:36,928

Okay.

 

1035

00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:39,964

I don't know why that's all I had.

 

1036

00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:42,634

But on that Recode system,

 

1037

00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:43,701

the only time you really want

 

1038

00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:44,769

to use the white

 

1039

00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:47,005

brushes on the power scrubber

 

1040

00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:48,373

is if you're doing a deep clean

 

1041

00:31:48,373 --> 00:31:51,376

and you're not adding finish here.

 

1042

00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:53,244

When you use that abrasive brush,

 

1043

00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:57,782

the abrasive brush is the one 2120 grit.

 

1044

00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,451

So when you put that abrasive

 

1045

00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:02,120

brush on anything, you're coding it.

 

1046

00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,123

It has to be coded.

 

1047

00:32:05,723 --> 00:32:07,659

We didn't have the red brushes.

 

1048

00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:08,293

We're going through

 

1049

00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,862

some changes down in New Jersey,

 

1050

00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,330

and it even worked

 

1051

00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:13,264

with the white brushes.

 

1052

00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,466

But we highly recommend it

 

1053

00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:18,002

when you're using the power scrubber and

 

1054

00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:21,172

the bonus Recode system,

 

1055

00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:22,740

use the red brushes

 

1056

00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:24,542

on your power scrubber.

 

1057

00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:25,743

Yeah, we only had the white

 

1058

00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:28,613

and it still worked like a

 

1059

00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:30,181

it still work like a charm.

 

1060

00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:32,417

And that's intended to be recoded

 

1061

00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:34,052

when you use the voluntary code system,

 

1062

00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,286

which is different than the bonus

 

1063

00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,487

prep system.

 

1064

00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:38,523

Yes. Yes. Right. Legit.

 

1065

00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:39,824

Okay. Yeah.

 

1066

00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:40,758

So that's the other thing

 

1067

00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:41,259

we do

 

1068

00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,560

at these Recode schools,

 

1069

00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,563

just in case anybody is looking for one.

 

1070

00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:46,464

We're going to have a couple

 

1071

00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,434

more this year.

 

1072

00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:51,002

We go over

 

1073

00:32:51,002 --> 00:32:53,371

we go over the deep clean system,

 

1074

00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,607

we go over the prep system,

 

1075

00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:58,710

prep Recode system,

 

1076

00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,279

we go over the bonus Recode system,

 

1077

00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:03,481

we go over the power scrubber, too,

 

1078

00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,216

and we show you some things on

 

1079

00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:06,784

power scrubber maintenance,

 

1080

00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:09,087

how to change out squeegee.

 

1081

00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,254

Just take care of the machine.

 

1082

00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,823

It's pretty.

 

1083

00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,224

It's an awesome machine.

 

1084

00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:15,226

It's so easy to work with.

 

1085

00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:16,894

Indestructible, almost.

 

1086

00:33:16,894 --> 00:33:19,063

And you just got to

 

1087

00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:20,131

take care of Squeegee,

 

1088

00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:21,933

take care of the machine a little bit.

 

1089

00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,334

And we're just showing you

 

1090

00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,435

a little basic maintenance.

 

1091

00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,603

And when you're

 

1092

00:33:25,603 --> 00:33:27,939

using those recode systems and thanks.

 

1093

00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:29,040

So we really cover

 

1094

00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,043

a lot on those Recode schools.

 

1095

00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,345

That good stuff.

 

1096

00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,514

And now that they get the blue.

 

1097

00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:37,648

Yeah.

 

1098

00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,183

I know they get the bonus

 

1099

00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:40,284

blue in there, man.

 

1100

00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:41,052

I just

 

1101

00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,220

I just want to do these schools

 

1102

00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,088

every week now. Yeah.

 

1103

00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,790

I mean,

 

1104

00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:46,157

you know,

 

1105

00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:46,958

I think the last show

 

1106

00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:47,658

we were talking about.

 

1107

00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:50,661

When's the last time you got excited?

 

1108

00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,430

Yeah, I said it was swimming in the pool.

 

1109

00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:55,066

That was a no. I was checked

 

1110

00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:59,303

on how good this blue paint thing worked.

 

1111

00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,706

I think it's brilliant art.

 

1112

00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,341

Great, great idea, man.

 

1113

00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,009

Great idea.

 

1114

00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:08,012

So, Wayne, when we get all done

 

1115

00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,815

doing all this recode stuff and.

 

1116

00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:11,783

But.

 

1117

00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:15,453

Everything art, we highly recommend

 

1118

00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:17,855

using traffic.

 

1119

00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:20,425

HD Yeah.

 

1120

00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:21,559

Coat the floors with.

 

1121

00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:23,294

So we were doing all our final coats

 

1122

00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:23,861

with traffic.

 

1123

00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:27,765

HD We did some of the HD Anti-slip

 

1124

00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:28,666

on a couple.

 

1125

00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:31,202

We did HD Raw on a couple

 

1126

00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,703

and then we did some traffic.

 

1127

00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:34,772

HD are putting them to sleep.

 

1128

00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:35,706

Sorry, sorry.

 

1129

00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:36,707

You had.

 

1130

00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,676

A long, long travel week.

 

1131

00:34:38,676 --> 00:34:40,344

Wayne's yawning.

 

1132

00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:41,913

Yeah, so on.

 

1133

00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,281

A lot of travel but no, you're right

 

1134

00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:45,283

and that's because I society

 

1135

00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:46,851

and the product gives you a better.

 

1136

00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:49,854

Bob Yeah the hard liner there

 

1137

00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,656

so whenever we're,

 

1138

00:34:51,656 --> 00:34:53,825

whenever we're doing our Recode systems

 

1139

00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,359

we always recommend

 

1140

00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:58,362

the HD anything in the HD family

 

1141

00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,432

because the HD anything in the HD family

 

1142

00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,934

is going to stick.

 

1143

00:35:03,901 --> 00:35:04,435

You're going to get

 

1144

00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:07,438

the, the ultimate adhesion.

 

1145

00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:09,607

And that's what we're always looking for

 

1146

00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:11,375

in these re coats

 

1147

00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:12,743

and these Ricoh glasses.

 

1148

00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:14,278

Are anybody out there doing Ricoh?

 

1149

00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:17,548

It's always remember the HD is going

 

1150

00:35:17,548 --> 00:35:19,817

to give you your best adhesion

 

1151

00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:21,552

possibilities. Yeah.

 

1152

00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:24,188

Good stuff. Begone.

 

1153

00:35:24,188 --> 00:35:25,022

All right, everybody.

 

1154

00:35:25,022 --> 00:35:27,158

Well, Rob, thank you very much for that.

 

1155

00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:30,161

That brilliant nugget of wisdom there.

 

1156

00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:32,463

And this has been another episode

 

1157

00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,065

of On the Floor with Wayne and Rob.

 

1158

00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,500

Please stay tuned for another episode.